IF YOU'RE NOT IRISH, HAVE ANOTHER DRINK & FAKE IT

Born in Britain, Patrick was kidnapped by Irish pirates at the age of 16 and enslaved in Ireland. For six miserable years he tended sheep on the cold hills of Ballymena. He finally escaped aboard a ship to France, which then was known as Gaul. There he studied for the priesthood and in 431 A.D. was named a bishop. The next year he was sent by the pope to teach the gospel to the people of Hibernia – the same wild Irish tribesmen who had kidnapped him as a boy. Patrick spent nearly 30 years trudging up and down the Emerald Isle, teaching Christianity.

The drinking part ... that ain't St. Pat. That's the wayward descendants ... teeheehee

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

Does green beer taste any different from regular beer?

Why doesn't it turn your mouth green like Slurpees do?

Make Me Laugh ...

When you type "LOL" do you really mean you're L'ing OL?

Define Immoral

Your body belongs to you, right? You can paint it, pierce it, pork it up at will. You can give away parts of it for free - a chunk of liver or even a whole kidney. You can donate your blood and plasma for free or you can sell it. You can rent your bald head or your pregnant belly as advertising space. What, then, makes prostitution illegal??

Same Ol', Same Ol' ...

I want in on the CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT that *&$! well better be filed against Wagner Gas & everybody associated with it...

SNOW DAY!!

According to my 7th grader, he hasn't had a SNOW DAY! since about the 4th grade ...

WOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!

Bring on the trash bags, car hoods & refrigerator doors!

(or for you city slickers, sleds are OK, too ...)

I'll Always Love Tater best ...

Guilherme Marchi

Mike Lee
Sean Willingham
Adriano Moraes
Justin McBride
Brian Canter
Chris Shivers
Wiley Petersen
Ross Coleman
Jody Newberry

ELVIS ARON PRESLEY

It's all been said a bizzillion times, so there's really nothing left to say ... but I just can't help but acknowledge it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELVIS!

GLOBAL WARMING

Hey, it's something new to talk about, isn't it? Personally, I think global warming is caused by aliens. The outter space kind, not the illegal ones.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

It was late in December, the sky turned to snow

All round the day was going down slow

Night like a river beginning to flow

I felt the beat of my mind go

Drifting into time passages

Years go falling in the fading light

Time passages ....

Buy me a ticket on the last train home tonight.