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The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
(Y'all can keep on singing - I'm getting a bit hoarse.)
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
it's time you kept your promise.
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad nobody likes your ugly husband.
Congratulations on Your Wedding Day. They say the third time's a charm.
Sorry to mess with a fun thing, but silly me, I just had to go read AW Advisory Page and came across this in From the Desk of Shirley Love.
"The Pensions Committee advanced a bill to increase the personal income tax exeption on retirement for retired state employees and teachers from the current $2,000 to the first $20,000 of income."
Now I suppose if you are a retired state employee or a retired teacher, this would be good news for you. But, if you are retired from anything else, like a retired coal miner or railroad worker, factory or chemical plant retiree, well, from the way I read this, you're just gonna have to grin and bear it.
Okay, done spouting off now. Will try to come up with an appropriate greeting card to address this matter. Any help will be greatly appreciated.
sorry i am through with you time to trade your 40 yr old ass in for two 20's
I love to live life to the fullest, but i am married to a spend bump
sorry typo on that last comment I love to live life in the fast line but i am married to a speed bump
(I didn't write this, but I thought it was fitting so I'm sharing. LOL)
I look at you and I am overcome with emotion. A lump forms in my throat; tears well up in my eyes; my heart skips several beats. I look back at my life before I met you and I know that nothing before or since justifies having you in my life. I don't deserve you.
I deserve SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER!!
Roses are Red
Violets Are Blue
What did I ever See in You!!
Congrats! Another blessed event.
Who's the daddy and when's the wedding?
Across the miles to prison inmate.
Happy to hear you'll soon be on parole but no need to come back here, everything has already been stole.
Heard your surgery went great! You almost look normal, except your head's a little tubular & you've got something brown on your nose.
Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
"WTF was I thinking?"
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I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you, I've changed my mind.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
I'm so miserable without you ...
it's almost like you're here.
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Since you think you're so *%#!ing popular, let's see how many people come to your funeral.
How about tomorrow?
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Please remove this knife from my back -
You might need it again someday.
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How talented you are!
You open your mouth & words come out your a*s!
I love what you've done with your hair.
Why didn't you braid it like that when it was on your head?
So glad to here your test results came back negative.
Too bad it was a IQ test
You said you'd follow me anywhere.
I'm jumping off this bridge now.
Six billion people on this planet & I get stuck with YOU?
If I say yes, will you go the h*ll away?
The bad news is, it's contagious. The good news is, it'll only itch until it stops oozing.
Yes, I know I told you you were the first.
I meant today.
If I'd known you were going to be so needy, I'd have gotten a dog.
If you'd talk less and drink more, I'd like you a lot better.
I don't know what I said to make you think I give a sh*t, but you obviously misunderstood.
If you were a little smarter & I was a box of rocks, we'd be perfect for each other!
Is that a TicTac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I'd dumb down to your level,
But I'm not that limber anymore.
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Jesus loves you!
I don't.
Is this over yet?
I'd really like to go out with you, but ...
Daddy says your a f*gg*t.
I saw your mom today. She's outgrown her WIDE LOAD sign.
Happy birthday, Uncle Dad!
Heard the news, that you
Had a little nip and tuck.
Sorry 'bout your luck.
Doc must have used a hockey puck.
I can't miss you
if you don't leave!
My date with you Rose was such a bummer,
You ordered the lobster yet I got no hummer.
Just when I thought the fun had all started,
We tried 69, but you up and farted.
I was hoping for sex lasting more than an hour,
But your only desire was a golden shower.
So I drank several beers and let myself fly,
But you had to complain when I hit your eye.
So I won't be asking your company again,
Even if other flames must keep their teeth in.
SmileyTD's web counter has a visitor tracker included. That means that she can track not only the visits to her website, but anywhere a visitor goes on the internet. Click the counter button and read what it says. She can even track several websites at the same time. So what if somebody visits her web site then goes and visits porn she will know. If they go to read their email she will know. She will know this has been done before it is published.
I'm sorry, but you are mistaken about that anonymous. The only thing my tracker does is show the pages visited ON MY BLOG, the IP addy that it comes from (which tells me absolutely NOTHING), the minutes spent on my site and the referring link that brought the visitor to my page. There is no personal info, nor any info about other websites that a person visits. It merely shows me which pages ON MY BLOG get the most visits and when.
If I'm not mistaken, the one on this blog does the exact same things. It's so we can see the "traffic pattern" on our sites, not to track people down. LOL I have better things to do with my time. ;)
Good Morning Rose!!!!!
CBP
LOL LOL LOL LOL
Pokey? Yer a talented ol' pickle, aint'cha? LOLOLOL
Anon, nobody really cares if you visit porn or not. Our counters are primarily set up for people who care (which most of us don't) so we'll know how to corner a certain market (which most of us don't). Mine does exactly the same thing, so I know who got here from AWs site or who Googled to get here, etc. Of course, most of the blogs have the standard counter recommended by BlogSpot. Porn sites ARE trying to corner a certain market, so if you're worried about being tracked, your fears aren't so much unfounded as misdirected.
Good morning, CBP!! Haven't seen those intials around here for awhile!
GOOD MORNING, ALL!
Hi Trina,
Are you from Newton, do you know
of any Blog from Newton. your blog does not allow anonymous,I hope Rose don't care for me to leave one note for you one time. Thanks Rose.
PW
PW, if you want to harrass her, stalk her, make her cry or in any way adversely affect her life, you're limited to the one note. If, however, you want to treat her like a princess, buy her beautiful baubles, make her smile or in any way enhance her life (in her opinion, not yours), you're welcome to use my site to give it your best shot.
Dearest Rose, I'm too old to stalk, just thought I knew her dad if he was from Newton, A long time ago..
PW
OMG, has anybody seen MPs site lately? SHE'S SUCH A FREAKIN' IDIOT!
maybe her medications wearing off. must be, if she thinks anybody believes anything she says. or cares for that matter.
As a CRPSD customer, I don't care for my PSD's website to contain such immature tattling and whining. Who can a person report this sort of misconduct to? Is it allowed?
It ain't your PSD site. PSD can't afford a site. It's Melissa Postelwaits The World As I See It site.
Hi, PW. No, I'm not from Newton. I lived at Wallback for about 11 or 12 years, but that was when I was a kid.
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Rose, thanks for stickin' up for me. We "cyberstalkers" have to stick together, ya' know. LMAO
Hey, SB. Here's MP's site.
Here's an interesting idea, if you don't like her website and don't like to hear the way it is, then don't go there!
YW, SB.
Hey, Rose. I just thought of something. You know those car counter things that they put across the road to get the traffic stats?? Wonder if those can tell us that we also went to WalMart...or stopped off at the liquor store...or rented some racy movies at the video place?? hahahaha
U can trail a vehicle with onstar
hey folks i could run for county comm. i was even poorer than Bill Clinton. we used what was called field blossom to smoke. we even inhaled. we were so poor that when we wanted to pee my ma would send us into the garden so she wouldn't have to salt the veggies she cooked the next day. as we headed for the garden we heard, goofer don't you step in the fertilizer. wasn't no fertilizer the s**teating hound dog done et it.
Ya know, I miss out on so much when I go to work every day...
Oh, Smiiiiiillleeeyyy!! I know where you've been, you nassssssty girl!! BAHAHAHAHAHA
I think they already those tracking devices that can tell where you've been & what you've bought. It's called the "Plus Card," the "Speedy Rewards Card," the ... teeheeheee
Well, at least we got 40 some comments in before Old Faithful showed up. I don't get it. There's not a new Communicator out yet, is there? This is the same old stuff, right? Hasn't that particular subject already been harped out??
I think all those people whose pictures showed up on the Jailbirds site should open up their own websites so they can post their opinions (free of backsass, of course) about how horribly they were wronged. Then they can go from blog to blog, copying & pasting & rebutting on their own sites (free of backsass, of course).
AW should just hire MP on at the paper. Then he could say he's contributing to the overall economy AND get both sides .... um .... never mind.
Now I don't mean to be a cut and paster, but if you look below "clayroanepsd" is all over that website. I can read and I realize it says it's MP's site and it isn't endorsed by the PSD, but then why would this be a place where I can send in my email address if I want to receive boil water orders? Does the PSD just let any old body give out information (true or false) under their name?
Ya'll keep raising those rates, shouldn't there be enough money by now so one of the office gals can start up a valid CRPSD website?
As a CRPSD customer I don't appreciate that type of misrespresentation and would like to know who I can voice my complaint to.
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Is MP still on the board? When she says the current boards acting outside the law does that include her? Or did she quit?
Poor ole MP. Wish she would just give up. No way will she ever be elected to any public office and it's only a matter of time before she is gone from her appointed position. As annoying as she is, I really do feel sorry for her. She is delusional to say the least. I visited her websites and will at least say she's really knows her way around the computer. Bless your heart, Melissa.
sirhenry, that just makes me want to look over my shoulder & see if Rod Sterling is standing there, grinning like a demon.
You dont have ta give them your real phone number when they ask for it. Give them MP's. They'll never know the difference.
Y'all are so full of hot air you could blow up an onion bag....
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