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The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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The other day, I was walking down the street & saw ...
And saw AW rockin' to the beat of..
Gonzolla by Dare, just shaken his
wild thang & holdin on for dear life to his
" dignity "
LOL
All of a sudden, out of nowhere,
By chance it poped out!
a little gray bunny who ran up his,
His 5 inch inseam
For all the world to see,
With a 4 inch weapon to slay the gray hare,
Now in his own magestrate report he will be,
released, to run wild & free. Then,
And then there was a girl named Fred,
she was a fat tub of lard a*s ugliness.
But she had really nice hair.
& only a few teeth.
She liked to drink beer and dance while...
Her favorite song to dance to was "Wild Thing". The table top was her favorite dance floor. An empty beer bottle, her favorite...microphone.
LMAO
She also got very friendly with the men folk when alcohol was coursing through her veins. She'd catch them off guard and...
and steal their wallets. But it wasn't money or credit cards she took before she returned their wallets to them.
It was but a sister of hers named Lurch,
through there wallets she did sreach,a picture of her family,
Lurch was frighteningly tall and gruesome looking and worked as a butler for a nice family in the mansion up on the hill.
And that was when her momma decided to go on the pill,
But this is not the rest of the story , cause her momma had other plans,
to slay the rotten sob that sowed these ugly seeds, then she thought of that 4 inch weapon, that slay the poor gray hare,
but to get it from AW could turn out quite a chore, cause AW is still attached to it,
to take it one shall not dare, see aw quite fond of his little friend,
So AW, red-faced with embarrassment by the fact that everyone knew he called it bunny ran down the street screaming...
I'll be having nightmares now instead of wet dreamin. The End.
LOL
But the nightmare doesn't end there.
Cause that so an so still has to go, for that I have to say,
another plan to work out,
cause AW has to much pullp With his little friend , they go hand in hand,
reporting on the way,
that somebody p*ssed him off. Do you understand what I'm saying?
about this troubled little man, reporting s@#@ and taking trips, with his friend there hand in hand.
Wait! look up in the sky! IT's a bird, it's a plane, it's
Time to get back to the bitching and controversy.
it's a plane, it's Aw who got kicked the arss by donkey that he told...
that he told...
"Clay is the best dang town this side of the manure farm."
And that in this land of little,a choo choo train could be,
the up and coming future, of good old clayberry.
So in the police blotter the story goes: "Me and my bunny got kicked in the arss by a donkey who was madder than heck because my bunny was...
4 inches of gray fluff that had lost his ears while shaking to hard on the rock n roll beat while walking down the sunny streets of Clay still embarrassed but not as bad. He was lookin for Fred or Lurch that he could not find to tell them...
That he was there father,
and there momma need not do him in, cause the people around had better ideas for this rockin,beatin little man.
but yet there's more to this story, and the only one who know's is
Sheriff Randy who made the arrest of AW for playing with his little gray bunny in public. When Randy slapped the cuffs on AW, he went wild and ran down the street naked to see...
where Fred and Lurch might be,to go his bond for floppin his wand
infront of the courthouse for everyone to see. With the poopster in hot pursuit AW continued to run thru Clayberry in his birthday suit only to be cut off at the pass by Miles Slack who had tied a giant...
ball and chain, to the pokey he would go
so the rag will be late just one more time ,cause
(ROTFLMAO)
cuffed and stuffed, can't type or swing little wand to and fro
so now off to CRJ they go.
On the way to CRJ...
the crusier gets a flat, Aw try's to cut a deal and that's a big mistake, cause pooky's mind was mad long a go in a town so small and few , if any one can whip it o--, it,s either me or you!
The crowd was so receptive ,down at CRJ,that every body gathered round , to watch AW play...
with his little furry, earless, gray bunny. When the guard came in to check on the inmates, he asked AW what in the heck do you think you are doing? Andy replies: "My little gray bunny is sick and I am trying to bring him back to life. Help what can I do?" The guard replies: Since you call it a gray bunny you should go see the...
jail doctor who tell AW it is time for...
by golly look what did appear it was schooney streaking again. and the poopster right behind him shakin up the dust. oh my what a sight i am scared for life.
some physical therapy,but when poor AW droped his dwars, the doc. began to cry...
by the time his pants got past his knees he shot right in his eye..
the doc was plain dumfounded at..
at the way AW aimed, cause with a 4 inch barrel..
bunny hiding underneath a not-so-flat tummy. Doc says ...
How the hell did that bunny manage to shoot from under all that flab? Someone get me a knife so that I can slit the little bunnies hind side. So after surgery Aw could not believe the luck that he had for he found out that the little bunny was missing and that a little hole was in its place. AW in astonishment hollered:...
Oh dear, oh dear, what's the use? I just can't take no more abuse.
Help me, someone, to understand ...
"What have you people done to me? I come in with a little gray bunny all prime and fit now my pants don't fit right! What am I gonna do?" So the doc calls in the guards and tells them the story of the little gray bunny. AW is sitting on his bunk with his head hung low yelling "When I get out expect a lawsuit, I want my little gray bunnny back." AW takes out his little pen and paper and begins to write his next column: MY MISSING GRAY BUNNY. AW is in for a week before release. When he gets out; Randy and Miles are waiting at the door to tell AW:...
don't despair. Your pants don't fit, but we're here to serve as we see fit. Another pair of pants we'll get and off to shopping did they go, with AW's head hanging low.
To Miles Randy did say ...
LOL
OMG, you people are SICK!!
ROFLMAO
Sick? No, what's sick is
ROTFLMAO. Rose, you started it.
and Rose you can't deny, when you saw AW walking, a thought came to your mind, AW a rocking,his hand in his pocket what else could it be...
and the sad part of the story is momma, Fred and Lurch for AW having the time of his life for jail sure ain't like church!
Rose!!!! Maybe tomorrow we can do a story on George W. Bush?
To Miles and Randy he did say...
"If you hadn't arrested for playing with my little gray bunny in public then I would still have my little gray bunny fully intact and drawers would fit just fine. I gotta give ya credit where credit is do, thanks for the smaller pants, can I have undies too? To this Randy replied: "You should have kept your bunny put up and therefore you would not have been locked up and lost your little gray bunny." Miles being the ever so quite one said: "You little bunny went to good use, it made for the inmates that still live at CRJ." To this AW replied:...
" GEORGE W. BUSH "
I can't believe you fixed my gray little bunny for dinner for those nasty little people. What were you thinking?...
I don't have enough respect for George Bush to even "roast" him. The consequences of his bumblings are far too serious to even make fun of the man. But if Rose wants to go with that idea, I'll be watching to see what humor others can find. Heaven knows his leadership is certainly subject to ridicule but I find nothing funny about getting our military killed and trashing our economy.
LOL Well. LOL
I'd venture to guess a nice "tribute" to Mr. Bush would land us all in a small, unlit, windowless room, perhaps never to be seen nor heard from again.
Some can take it, some can't. I think AW's up to the abuse.
LOL
on top of old smokey, all covered with rats, I just pulled another one out of my hat! Jimmy Sams could be the next to have fun with in Clayberry, and if he should be on the CCC...
Oh, dear me because ....
because of his principles and slippery grin an...
could one day put us on CNN, But...
Jimmy would do about anything, to regain his..
office back...
but some issue's are important before we vote this time,the day will soon be nearing, when..
they will all say thing's are fine, but the sherrif's out of money and the CCC's near broke, and the new school's built in a frog pond, now isn't that a joke! but only....
but only...
jimmy with his slick willy ways will come to rescue on that day. But now his wifey is ticked...
and the whole darn town won't give a hoot...
but we just must remember, the law is on his side. He fell and bust his ass that day, but the town will take the ride..
On a pine cone he did slide now its $5 mil for his next ride and no you can not retort its ole BS way to consort ium
Too bad he didn't just break his leg, then they'd have enough left over for Jenny Craig. If Postelweight gets in the door, they're gonna have to reinforce the floor.
I was talkin to Commissioner Sams
about which is tastier - chops or hams
along came Fran, who loudly said,
"it'll make you smart if you eat the head!"
then here came Pete, in his bib-over-alls
and said, "WTF? just eat it all!"
we were all drowned out by a stampeding sound
like a herd of elephants upon the ground
we turned as one and what did we see?
why, it was ...
and it aint mp cause she dont want her name on this site
so she changed her name to brainiac, the people she thought were stupid, figured it out. They had but one thought: Please go away. To which she replied: If you say that again I will sue for that is what I do best. You talk of the purple monster with my name attached; maybe I should shove it up your a**. No hang on a sec maybe I should beat AW across the head with it, after all he started this whole mess. So one day when MP came down the street to see AW...
this story was going along just fine, until some how that big behind, got mixed up in this grusem tale, about how Buck just might have fell, like all good stories start out fine,let's don't ruine this one with a big behind...
The snow is falling, we're stuck inside.
If you must go out, it's a slippery ride.
We'll keep this going, just a little bit longer,
unless it gets uglier than a bunny, some beef & a noodley schlonger.
You are a one sweet lady!
rose! you know it's true, but what's the topic going to be, when...
The pictures from AWs website come to the attention of CNN
for all the world to see, how our present form of leadership...
has no knees and massive hips
Lord who could this be? but a shining ray is coming..
A shining ray?
A ray, you say?
Will it arrive
on this snowy day?
What is this ray,
of which you speak?
Will it change our lives?
Or just flap it's beak?
Like unit 4 said on the scanner, That's a big 10-4
TGIS Thank God it's Sunday...
Allmost
How much snow? asked an out of towner
We just get rain, it's such a downer
It's snowing up here in Cleveland also, got better than a foot over night!
Wow!! We probably got about half that amount here in Bomont. The really wet, heavy stuff that makes for such beautiful scenery. Until, of course, the children do 4-wheeler donuts in the front yard & ruin it all. The back still looks pretty, though!
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