I wuz posta did sum work now but figgerd ta take a brake ta git sum book lernin from yall. Rekon I dun alredy noe lotta wurds, but ain't agin lernin sum new uns. Yall noe at Jeff Foxworthy fella? He gots gud wurds. Yall noe sum any lak dat?
The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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"Daposh" - (adj.) Used to describe people so vain they'll never know the difference.
Example:
"Oh, my, yes, I know him! He's soooo daposh!"
Daposh = Dumb A*s Piece Of SH*t
Heres one-
your'n as in:
"Can I have that last peice of chicken?"
"Sure go head. Its all your'n pee pee."
Back in the old days in Booger Hole I use to hep(help) my Maw to do the chores we would build a farr (fire) and beal (boil) the watur (water) then we would warsh (wash) and wrench (rinse) them duds. On day we had a woaterspout (flash flood) in the holler. I was so tard (tired) by the time we retch (reach) dry land I just bent down and tetched (touched) the rocks. I reckon we-uns better get off here ther is a heap of bakin and roastin to do for supper morrew (tomorrow) or the vittles won't be ready and I have a passel of comp'ny a commun some of them young uns will be hungry they luv my punkin pie. I must say it is plumb good eatin.
Ya all Come!!
When we lived back there and it would thunder so loud, Chuck would holler, "Here comes the tater wagon". The boys would always run to the window and look for it.
CB
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' George W. Bush —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
Is that the kind of thing your looking for?
If not at least you know why SOME of your Clay County teachers "set" and write the kind of things they do! >:D SMOOCH!
i wonder about these youngsters who try to imitate the way older people usta tawk. cold enough here to freeze the pistachios off ZEUS. guess i'm getting old.
hey Rose; not really on your subject but it seems important. you know any one in the Procious area who would socialize with an old, independent, suspicious and sometimes grouchy old woman. she seems to fall through all the cracks, no welfare, no cliques, no social clubs. says she usta know you as a child. talked to her yesterday. contemplating self extermination. i'm visiting her this morn at 10 AM. will try proper channels tomorrow. don't really expect any help though she doesn't help fill their quota so they can hold their job. lady CC. reed fork area
Hey, lonestranger! Email me - I like crotchety old women (I'm gonna be one soon)! Bareft_gal@yahoo.com
Gotta git sum orl in the car so's we'all kin git to town. The least'un needs new shoes & the big'un gonna hafta have some overhauls.
Leastways we ain't gonna be howngry - got some fresh kilt hog in the icebox!
Hi Rose, don't feel like doin nuffin this mornin'. Just gonna larp round all day. Might go up air to chew fat with mother.
Self risin fleur.
I'ont know wut y'all think, but looks to me like if we all still tawlked this away, them English teachers could be learning the kids a heap site mo'betta!
Pshaw!
Izziss over yit?
yep Ms Rose they would at least have something to do besides turn their nose up in the air so that if it rains they'd drown. Theys ave it mush mo betta then to.
Lawzy no, it ain't over yet! Heck far, we's just gittin started!! If'n yer bored wich'it, git on outta here & don't let the door hit'ja where the Good Lord split'ja!
Ain't no call in gittin' all het up 'bout it. We be wrappin' 'er up in a day or 2, so's if ya got sumpin else you druther be yammerin about, jist throw yer idey in the hopper & we'll waller i'twround & if'n we take a hankerin' to it, we kin chaw on it in a bit.
I don't see how youns all got the time to set around jawin' about such things. I gots to get the house read up. Comp'nys comin'!
Y'all shoulda came on up ta my howse seev'nin. You'da had ye some gud vittles. I grubbed up some mash taters and suthern fried chicken and sum uther thangs tew. It wuz sa durn gud, I kin't hardlay moov frum whut ull I et.
We prolley mighta woulda come by if'n yooda axed us. Taint hardly rite, you comin on here toutin bout how gud it all twas & never done neven thunk to even give us a holler. Wuz it real chicken or one athem yelpin stretchers?
It still had thu fethurs awn it. Ida invahted ya, but I figgered yew culd smell it fer miles away and wuld fin yer own way. LOL Thar be plinty left in thar if'n ya' want it.
(I'm dying laughing here.)
LOL
I's tole I's too farred up bout how edjikated folk tawlk. Onct I git my tongue untangled outta my tooth, I's gawna git all het up a'gin, I reckon. Rite now I ain't givin a cent 'bout no high-falutin teacher-speak, though. Too bizzy studyin on how ta git sum o'dem wangs & taters.
Ainchawdunfissyit?
Nawt yit, we ain't.
Ain't gawn du no gud ta shet er down yit noways. Sum yay-hoo gawna come long afore too long & run it fer ever'budy, den we take awn anudder subjict. Leastways we's jist tawlkin mungster selfs. Ain't nobudy gettin hert & ain't nobudy cussin & carryin on & sech.
I dun been tole I better shet my piehole up lest sumbudy shet it fer me, so's I reckon I best jist keep on yammerin whilst I kin.
Someone sent this to me and I thought it was amusing, so I wanted to share. LOL It's just a joke, so I hope noone gets upset. ;)
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How many bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes 1 to change the light bulb but after posting about that light bulb .....
9 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
3 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
2 to flame the spell checkers
1 to correct spelling/grammar flames
2 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
Another 3 to condemn those 2 as anal-retentive
1 industry professional to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
1 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
1 more to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
2 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
2 more to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
1 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs"
1 blog lurker to respond to the original post a week from now and start it all over again.
& 1 MP to come along & argue with every one of them until the blog dies a horrible death.
mp comes along and slaps the one that changed the light bulb!!!!
Holy crap Batman I have been gone too long from these sites, the Joker is running for Commissioner. Or wait maybe MP would be better called the Penguin, Mwaa Mwaa Mwaa.
& after she's argued & slapped everybody, she can sue the lightbulb maker.
Holy Punkin Ridge Batman! It's worse than that! She's going to end up getting a vote (her own)!
LOL I reckon twas bound ta happen. Luks lak its bout time ta change a'subjict.
lmao.
And
1 lawyer to sue everybody for offending the lightbulb.
1 bleeding heart Oprah Fan to protest there was nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
1 bleeding heart ACLU'er to protest the rights of the other lightbulbs.
1 bleeding heart ACLU'er to protest the fact that 99% of all lightbulbs are white.
1 bleeding heart PITA'er to protest the rightssl of animals harmed in the making of lightbulbs.
1 Christian Rights protester to protest the use of the word "screw".
1 Journalist to make sure the world is aware of the horrible injustices toward lightbulbs.
& 4 Clay County citizens to turn it all political.
Sorry about that, Rose. My intention wasn't to change the subject back to the "favored one". haha I just had to share the funny with everyone.
I have a suggestion for a new discussion. (It's only a suggestion, so ya' don't have to use it.) Remember that game where someone says something and the next person says what it makes them think of?? That might be fun to use for a topic sometime. (Maybe.) LOL
Hey, smiley. Good idea but get ready to get yelled at for trying to run Rose's blog. lol
LOL...Oh well. Won't be the first time I've been yelled at and I'm sure it won't be the last either. :P
Hey, eny bidy hurd iffen gurls won that thar game 'is mournin'?
Re: the light bulb:
& don't forget the misinformed busybody that starts rumors about how it got broke in the first place.
gurls lost the game but shor ar prowd of 'em anyhows.
There is talk around town that SUTHERN BOY is gona head up the GAY movment at ? well thats a good question cause they havent found them a hollar yet!
I don't think SB's "Heading up Gay Holler" is in the spirit of "Gimme a dolla, I make you holla." LOL
Ok, Smiley, your suggestion is now a reality. See how easy?? LOL
Thank you. You might get in trouble listening to my suggestions though, Rose. LMAO
Oh, lord knows I've taken up worse suggestions & quite frankly, enjoyed many of them immensely.
LOL
Sweet lil' ol' innocent me? Bawdy? Why, Sugah, I'm jus' shore I wood'neven know howah ta be sucha thang.
But a wench? teeheehee
LOL
Hey, Rose...my visitor tracker is showing that your halo's on a little crooked. hahaha Thought I'd tell ya' so you could hurry and straighten it back up before anyone else notices. :P
That's not a halo, silly goose! It's my earring & I got my %&*#! toe stuck in it again.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO!! Sorry about that. My stalker software just isn't very accurate OR reliable sometimes. hahahaha
I b'leeve I prolley dun said 'bout anuf.
LOL
Auh! say it agin Sam.
I mean Rose!
LOL
I ain't ben calt Sam in a month'a Sundees!
It's about time you came out from lurking in the shadows....Booooooooo
LOL I don't "lurk" - I observe invisibly.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Yea yea yea, we's no's yur ben bak tar lurkin chewin on them thar chocolates an observin r's in viability! Did I spel that right?
LOL I thank y'all spelled it rite, but I ain't shore you pernunsiated it proper.
Knock Knock........
WTF! When is somebody finally gona say Ho's there?
LOL Oops!
Who'zit?
Just me, the little black santa!
LOL Are ya heada shed'le or ahind of it? Did'ja bring a poke fulla goodies??
Hey! I looked up"heada shed'le" in the dictionary and shame shame shame, no poke for Rose this stary night!
LOL Story'a my life.
Rose you are one sweet person! Good Answer. dje
There's somebody over on one of the other blogs who doesn't think I'm all that sweet! LOL Why, I believe somebody mighta whizzed in her gruel!
You mean ta say some one is being rude to our little Rose? Well shame on them! DJE...........................
My My My! It had to be the comment about the glass and the... well you know what I mean. 4 tables and all broke, what were we doing? DJE
LOL Jus' havin a lil' snack. They jus' ain't makin tables like they usta, ya know.
I guess it's up to DJE to talk to our little ROSE, unless you got a new comment column started I don't know about. Anyways, I hope you all your way have been enjoying this nice weather, snow is on the way again! I know, BA HA HA HA SHUT!
LOL Silly goose! We've already finished up 2 new comment columns since this one & we're working on the 3rd! C'mon over & join us!!
Have you bookmarked the mainpage so you can see when we start a new one?? Life In Clay Homepage. We're working on the Vent Line now.
See ya there! :)
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