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When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Word Ass-Oh-See-A-Shun

Have at it ... :-]

95 comments:

ROSE said...

Dog ...
breath

Liver ...
lily, yella-belly sap sucker

Anonymous said...

Havent herd that one in a coons age!

SmileyTD said...

Lily...
White

Anonymous said...

Lily...
Pad

Anonymous said...

Lily. . .
Tomlin

SmileyTD said...

Jones...
Desire

Anonymous said...

A Street Car Named Desire

Anonymous said...

Jimmy Sams for County Commission -- lawsuit.

ROSE said...

Smiley? Is this what you had in mind when you made this suggestion, Boss Lady?? LOL

Lawsuit...
Lawyers...
Law firm...
Job security for people like ME...

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

ACLU

Anonymous said...

ASPCA

Anonymous said...

horse crap!

Anonymous said...

Town Council

Anonymous said...

Where's MP???


hahahaha

Anonymous said...

third post above ya

SmileyTD said...

Metallica!!

Nope, Rose. This is not what I had in mind...at all. LOL Well, tell ya' what....I'll never make another suggestion for a topic. haha

Anonymous said...

link an ogre

SmileyTD said...

Ogre...
Shrek LOL

ROSE said...

Shrek ...
Big butt women

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Fat bottom girls they make the rockin world go round.

Anonymous said...

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

Anonymous said...

Bunch of cork suckers.

Anonymous said...

Slinky, slinky, oh what a wonderful toy.
Slinky, slinky, fun for a girl and a boy.

Anonymous said...

What the hell happened here?

SmileyTD said...

"Living easy, living free
Season ticket on a one-way ride"

(Well, that's what the above message made me think of. LOL)

SmileyTD said...

P.S. For those who don't immediately recognize those words I posted....they're the first lines to "Highway To Hell". ;) Thought I'd better clarify. haha

ROSE said...

Highway to Hell...
Highway to Heaven ...

Michael Landon (aka Cryin' Joe)

SmileyTD said...

Michael Landon...
Little House on the Prairie...

Bonnets (LOL)

ROSE said...

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

Anonymous said...

Easter bonnet. Warm weather. Tee-shirts and flip-flops. Whoopee!!

Anonymous said...

and don't forget the cut-offs. lol

Anonymous said...

So short they would'nt fool Mother Nature!

Anonymous said...

Really poor advertisement for DIETPepsi.
Home Page

Anonymous said...

Well he went and changed it. There was a shot of a baby elephant drinking diet pepsi on there this morning.

SmileyTD said...

Baby elephant...
Dumbo

SmileyTD said...

Elephant jokes...
Trunk

Anonymous said...

What's long and green and slimy?





Give up?

Elephant snot.

Anonymous said...

i seen that pic of mp and anonymous @ 11:05 it is very immature and hurtful when you make fun of someone because of their weight problem

do you say the same thing to peter triplett or jimmy sams?

how about saying something to rose, she is underweight and looks anorexic

Anonymous said...

see classic example of hurtful words, sorry rose didn't mean to offend you, i just wanted anonymous to realize that it is not nice to talk like that about someone, no matter who they are

words hurt

Anonymous said...

oh and smiley, I thought you and mp were friends? were you trying to get in on the elephant joke to?

if so, shame shame shame

ROSE said...

LOL Somebody's a little touchy today, huh?

Nobody says anything to Rose because Rose doesn't give a rip. The difference between Rose & various others is that Rose doesn't get all riled up at every insult/slight/etc that comes her way. I've been called worse than anorexic & OMG!! I didn't fall over dead from the pain of it all. I'm just not a fun target at all.

That's a pretty far leap to ASS-U-ME that Smiley was busting on MP. This link is about word association - elephant, dumbo, elephant jokes. YOU are the one who brought MP back into the conversation.

SmileyTD said...

Thank ya', Rose. I couldn't have said it any better myself.

Anonymous said...

who lives on murder moutain? why all the stolen stuff end up there?

Anonymous said...

who lives on murder moutain? why all the stolen stuff end up there?

Anonymous said...

Mountain high, valley low
let's get back to the flow
Of all the things under the sun
To look forward to summer fun.

Beach blanket.

SmileyTD said...

Beach Blanket...
Bingo

ROSE said...

was his name-O!

ROSE said...

FYI - I'm not underweight (do I really look anorexic??). I'm 5'3" & weigh between 102 & 108 at any given time. My doctor assures me this is fine & quite healthy. If it makes you feel any better, I did weigh 187 once, but I was about to spew a baby. Thanks for your concern.

Anonymous said...

HUH? What the h*ll happened here today? Who left the door open & let MP slither back in?

Anonymous said...

Slither ...
rug burns on your belly

Anonymous said...

My pappy always said, if the shoe fits wear it.

Anonymous said...

shoo fly pie

Anonymous said...

Under the board walk, trying to get some thang- Under the board walk,but ain't found a thang- Under the board walk board walk!

Anonymous said...

under the boardwalk, down by the sea, on a blanket with my baby, that's where I'll be.

seashells...

Morning all.

SmileyTD said...

Seashells...
Collecting

Anonymous said...

dust. lol.

SmileyTD said...

That was a goodern Brulz. :P
Dust...
Allergies

ROSE said...

LOL

AAAAACHOOO!

Anonymous said...

Klennex

Anonymous said...

box, ... so I'll spell "Kleenex" right. lmao

SmileyTD said...

Box...
Chocolates LOL

ROSE said...

Mmmmmm, chocolate!!

covered cherries
bar
chips
ice cream
whipped cream
syrup
milk
covered peanuts...

Mmmmm, chocolate!

ROSE said...

Ah, yessss. I vill use deese majik potion to geet zeem to vorship me von at a time and zen I vill take ova zee vorld!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MAGIC!

LOL

Anonymous said...

POTION.

drink

ROSE said...

LOL
Drink...

& be merry.

ROSE said...

LOL

Drink like a fish!

Anonymous said...

Fish out of..

water

Anonymous said...

Water. . .

Under the bridge

Anonymous said...

Water. . .

under the bridge

Anonymous said...

Bridge. ..

Over troubled waters

Anonymous said...

bridge..

cross over.

Night all. Cya in the morning.

SmileyTD said...

Bridge...
Gap

Anonymous said...

bridge

Gorge

Anonymous said...

gorge

smorgasbord


Mornin' all.

ROSE said...

Mornin' ever'body!

Sirhenry, I like the way you think. LOL

Smorgasbord ...

Glutton.
For punishment. LOL

Anonymous said...

punishment

to fit the crime. STOP IT. I LOVE IT.

naughty

lol

Anonymous said...

Naughty little dirty birdy lookin for his momma birdy?

Anonymous said...

bye bye birdie

flew

Anonymous said...

The coop, cause the nest there in is to full of....

Anonymous said...

politics and politicians

stink

SmileyTD said...

Stink...
Fist

(It's a song in case you were wondering...."Stinkfist". LOL)

ROSE said...

Glad you clarified that, Smiley. Some of us aren't all that hip. LOL

Fist ...
full of dollars.

Anonymous said...

Dollars...

Steal.
Rob.
Thief.
Embezzle.

Politicians again?

Anonymous said...

of course, and

Lucy in the Sky with

Diamonds

ROSE said...

Ah, diamonds.

Sparkle

Liz Taylor

Anonymous said...

Sparkle-

Plenty

Anonymous said...

Good 'n Plenty

CB

ROSE said...

Mike & Ike

Anonymous said...

Hot Tamales

(Now bolder than ever!)

Anonymous said...

Goobers!

Anonymous said...

Peas Peas Peas Peas
Eating Goober Peas
There's nothing so delicious
As eat Goober Peas!

SmileyTD said...

Goo-Goo Clusters! :)

SmileyTD said...

Dizzy

SmileyTD said...
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SmileyTD said...

Oh, Sweet Pea