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- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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we had sex
Where's Crazy Cat? Must still be in the litter box!
hey Rose; looks like you and DJE got set up for a good one. seems to me one had better watch out for that CRAZY CAT. or someone might wind up having a bunch of kittens. by the way i think DJE is giving away kittens iffen y'all want one jist holler.
6 months ago we had MP mania. Now due to all the negative attention on these blogs i think she got the hint and just went away. After of course lots of name calling and finger pointing.
she'd make a fine politician under all the standards set before her.
VOTE FOR CHANGE!!!
DON'T VOTE FOR MP!!
I just wanna say ...
WOOOO HOOOOO!!!
But that's probably because I lost my mind this morning & took not just one but TWO Mega Woman vitamins from GNC. With Iron.
I AM IRON MEGA WOMAN SQUARED.
BAHAHAHAHAHA
That's how Sponge Bob Square Pants (wait...is Squarepants one word or two?) started out ya know!
LOL WTF, indeed.
I believe - though I'm sure I could be mistaken - that I've been accused of wearing dirty underpants in the presence of God. Is that about right, crazy cat? Or is it too egotistical of me to assume that I'm the egotistical one?
My Bible says that God is my Father, so yes, that does in some cosmic way make me a "direct relative." I'm guessing that you might only be related by marriage.
Frankly, it kinda creeps me out that you're concerned about the cleanliness of other peoples' undergarments. That's just not right.
I want to say - I am NOT Iron Mega Woman Sponge Pants!! - but I'm not going to, because that just leaves the door WIDE open. ROFLMAO
Underwear are fun to wear,
though some people don't.
some will change theirs every day,
others simply won't.
some are clean & softly scented,
others weird & crusty.
some have velcro ---> faster access,
others hide things rusty.
some are large (some should be larger),
some just disappear.
i simply cannot understand
why people floss their rear.
they come in all shapes and colors,
cotton, nylon, silk.
by the pair or by the pack,
but never under kilts.
your mother said, "always wear clean,
in case of accidents,"
but if you crash your car & crap your pants ....
that simply makes no sense.
let's all wear our underwear
outside of our clothes.
then no one will question,
for the truth will surely show.
We should all remember::::::Cleanliness is next to Godliness. So wear ur undies clean. And yep your right when you have a wreck the first thing to go is ur undies, the smelly things and sticky also.
poor Rosa; i tink she irritated at CRAZY CAT. Maybe delete heem comment forever more. HAHAHAHAhahahahahehehe ole sour puss canb't take it. kittens anyone see me dje
SB must be dreamin there ain't such a thing anymore.
SB must be dreamin there ain't such a thing anymore.
Oh, SB, anybody with eyeballs can tell those are store bought. LOLOLOL
teeheehee Silly ol' crazy cats. Y'all are a bit nutty. But I think from now on, I'll restrict my Mega Woman intake to just 1 a day. Seems I get a little big for my britches with 2 ... BAHAHAHAHAHA
hey Rose; ole CRAZY CAT didn't mean no harm. he "really" likes you. you have very good sense of humor. reckon ole CRAZY CAT in dog house. purty soon dog have kittens. KITTENS ANYONE, see DJE. bet he's having kittens bout now. these here blogs were deader than the CLAY CO. dog catcher yesterday. maybe he start chasing cats now. lotta catty stuff goes on in CLAYBERRY. have a goodun
Woohoo! RAMPS!! LOL Those things are really good cooked in with some fried potatoes and topped with an optional egg or two. :) They sure can stink up the house, though. LOL
what kind of bird lays an optional egg.
And we have merkles poping up out here in OR. Have those been there and gone already in WV?
CB
cb they are just coming up in higher elevations here
Heard about the lead as in lead poisening scare at the PSD?
http://postelwait3.tripod.com
click here
Guess that explains some of Melissa Postelwait's problesm. She's been drinking the water from Queen Shoals. "Learning disabilities, Behavior disorders"
Nothing can explain MPs problems. She's a mystery to humanity. Seems like she belongs to the human race, but lacks any actual human traits.
"I like MP"
SB is messed up to say that phrase once, let alone repeat it everytime someone rips on MP!
MP might be messed up no doubt.But I see Anthony Frazier is back in the can again how many times does this make?
Got a hair cut too I see. Not a very good one. I wonder if scotch tape was involved.
What's wrong with that guy?
GOOD MORNING, ALL!!
Hey, CB?! We found 394!! The Master Chef fixed up a massive mess with some beer-battered catfish! WOOHOOO!! Talk about some good eats ... we all ate like we may never get to eat again. LOL
SB? If you've got to have multiple personalities, it's good that you can like them all. Unless, of course, one of them commits a heinous crime & you have to 'fess up that you know which one did it. That might not be very convenient. BAHAHAHAHA
Cowboy? Those ramps are stinking up the whole state of WV!! Can you smell them from there??
Hey Rose!
Who is this MP person?
You live under a rock Anon? MPs the welfare office's idea of a science project.
I thought she worked at the water co. How do you work and get welfare??
LIE
CHEAT
LIE SOME MORE.
understand a hunting club has leased all land between area 51[ivydale dump] and spread park. now off limits to poor people. CLAY COUINTY THE RICHS PARADISE. come help us get more tourist dollars. no wonder we are a welfare county. the GOAT club [FREEMASONS] wants all the best for themselves.
MP doesnt work at the water co, she is a board member for the company. She cant get out of bed during the day to go to work, thats why they have the board meetings at night.
Hmm. At least this blog is consistent ... & we'll never get lost because we always end up right where we started from. LOL
Here's a link for you, MP:
click here
O:K my bad I thiught she work for the water Co.
GOOD MORNING!
I can see it's time to get a new topic started here. Anybody got anything they want to discuss or should we rely on what might be lurking in my own mind again? BAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey Rose! How come a turtle crossed the road?
Hey silly goose! Rose went to work, tell me why did the turtle cross the road!!
CB
Why is the lone ranger always throwin off on the masons?
Blackballed wannabe?
Sounds to me like.
hey dsk, no blackball. i was lucky learned to much about them before i had enough money for them to ask me to join. why i don't like them; the 2nd degree says the public must be deceived. 3rd degree says anyone penetrating their vail of secrecy must die and anyone assisting them must die. i suspect thry do their BUNNY HOP around their totem pole every meeting and pray for me to die. "SO MOTE IT BE" a little ditty they chant as they call on their supreme being. so far their prayer has gone unanswered. they believe they have the right to run everyone else. each lodge is given an area it's supposed to control.
Hey CB how you been this fine day? You really want to know why the turtle crossed the road, cause it did'nt know any better. Some of them don't make it. dje
Evening Rose; Back to the Elkhurst swinging bridge. Has anyone checked to see if Delegate Stemple could or might, if requested, enter a request for renovation money, for the bridge, in the budget digest. I think they are trying to do away with the digest. Don't know what the status of it is.
Howdy, y'all!!
Hey, silly goose! We saw a turtle trying to cross the road the other day. He made it to the middle & just gave up & put his head back in his shell. I could certainly sympathize - I've had days like that myself. LOL
Haven't heard any interest in the swinging bridge recently, LoneStranger. Commissioner King was looking into it & the last I heard, it was too $$$ to be feasible. What's the word on the street??
Brother Ray out in Oregon says he just filled the 70-gallon tank in his RV. (Calculate that, kiddies!)
I think it would be cheaper to call a cab?
I got a question: Why don't those "temporary" oil price increases come back down as fast as they go up? (Or even ever?) huh.
I think Mr. Oregon should come & get ME & take me on a cross-country vacation since he's so rich for cash!! LOL
WILLIE NELSON FOR PRESIDENT!!! Our vehicles would all run on vegetable oil; instead of world leaders ruining everybody's lives, they'll pass around a *peace pipe*; we'll all grow our own *herbs* & the world will be happier place.
What a groovy, organic world it'd be, man.
Who's Brother Ray? I live in Oregon and I never heard of him!!!
Evidently Willie Nelson is President out here, you can't imagine how many cars there are here in the the land tye dye and granola that run on bio-deisel or vegtable oil or whatever. As for the peace pipes and herbs??? Plenty of that all over here too. They don't call this state green for nuthin'!!!!
Hey Silly Goose! I'm doing just fine n' you!?? I just finished up with lunch and am heading out to round up the young'ns from school.
53 more days!!
CB
Since Rose ain't running for commissioner (but should be), maybe she could be Willie's VP.
Rose, you need to update your profile. 1100 people want to know more.
Hey there CB! How do you know it won't be 52 days and 1 night? And Rose, got a good question for all the happy view'rs out there. Wonder how long it will be before WV. deregulates along with the other 15 states so far on the power and gas bills being charged. Allegheny Power knows nothing about it and WV. is right square in the middle of the eastern deregulated states. dje
Anybody concerned about Ms. Postelwait's allegations of lead in the water tank?
If your house is more than 10 years old, it's likely painted with the same lead-based paint.
If your house is more than 20 years old, you may also have to worry about asbestos.
If your house is more than 30 years old or was built on the cheap, you may also have to worry about rusting water pipes.
Your house has more chance of killing you than Queen Shoals water.
Getting a bunch of ignorant redneck suckers to pay your company $17,000/year based on those allegations is a good deal if you can swing it.
Inciting a riot is a felony.
GOOD MORNING!!
Deregulate?? EGADS! LOL None of those stinkin' laws & silly little rules apply to us, do they??? teeheehee
52 MORE DAYS!! WOOHOOOO!!!
I'm guessing the ACLU doesn't know about that one yet. >: P
Perhaps then the school could hang the children in front of the courthouse for a flogging if their library books aren't returned.
It's no wonder the kids in school act the way the do when they have
"superiors" (as it were), that come up with policies like that.
If they want their friggin bills paid on time, they should send them home with the kids in a more timely manner.
The middle school kids get so few extras & there are so few kids who actually have to pay for their lunch, this smacks of DISCRIMINATION to me.
The next logical step is to cut out those extra activities because there aren't the required number of participants. Smacks of laziness on the staff and/or administration to me.
They serve literally THOUSANDS of free breakfasts and lunches, then make a big deal out of the remaining 10 or 15 percent of the kids who have to pay.
This is just another example of working people being penalized at the for having the character and initiative to stay off the welfare trough.
AND..
They pay for the free lunches as well.
It is discrimination.
I'd like to see how many of the trouble-making suspended and "alternative-schooled" kids are on that free list.
Ill bet anything the majority of those are on the handout roll.
It'd bet the "majority" would be around 99%.
It's bad enuf 15-20% carries the bill for the whole system. It's badder still that those kids get penalized. What's worsest is they don't even have time to eat the pricey crap.
The way i see it. If its manditory for children to go to school, rich or poor, all breakfast and lunch should be free. You speak of the water company and all its flaws,i see the clay county school system just as poorly run. Pointing fingers never got anything accomplished. I dont think a child should sit inside while others play simply because they dont have all thier AR points either. When a child is proven to be slower then others treating them like an outcast is not gonna solve the problem. When i was in Clay Elem. i enjoyed my time there. Mrs. Jarvis could look awful tough but she was the most caring lady ive come to know in Clay County. Stop electing ppl you know isnt going to do their jobs. Just because someone isnt on a ballot dont mean you cant vote for them. From what ive seen of this years election for any seat not a person needs to be voted for. You need a younger generation for one. Get with the times so to speak. Do not think im hatin on Clay. Clay is my home with its good or bad running. You sit and talk of all the things that need to be done.... why hasnt anyone started doing them? Afraid to get the finger pointed at you? Afraid you will look the fool? Wouldnt you rather be on the front burner then sittin in the back gettin covered in dust?
anon 12:32 what are you doing? Link where's the $2,660,000
What's the lunch money pay for & who's job is it to spend it?
Anon 12:32 is exactly right.
If they are required by law to go to school, then they should not be penalized by being forced to pay for what is being given out free to others.
What is the money used for?
Who knows?
What they collect from the paying 10% isnt going to cover the cost of all that food, which is already provided by the Federal Govt.
So, yeah!
Where does that money go?
Annnnnd.....
I know this isnt going to be very near and dear to anyones heart, but-
Its the same for the teachers.
They dont have an option for lunch other than bringing their own.
They have to pay an inflated price for the same lunch the kids get.
*Ducks out before the anti-teacher feeding frenzy starts*
Does anybody have any idea how many federal dollars come into this county - and the public school system in general - based on the number of "low income" children we reportedly have? The more free lunches they give out, the more federal funding they get.
Looks to me like those of us who are paying full price are doing all the children of Clay County a disservice. It's our patriotic duty to lie on those free lunch applications we get each year so ALL the kids can get free lunch & we can get more more MORE federal funding pouring into our county.
Furthermore, all of us moms need to sashay our behinds up to the welfare office & tell them that we're separated from our husbands so we can get in on every available dollar out there & get more more MORE coming our way. Heck, my husband spends a lot of time in the garage - that's all it takes to be "separated," isn't it? We're "separated" from 4 a.m. till 7 p.m. & that's the majority of the time, right? Isn't that the way it works around here?
Every year for the past 7, I've gotten notes home informing me that if my child's lunch bill isn't paid by a certain time, he won't get his report card, he won't get to go on the field trip, he won't get yada yada blah blah. Yeah, well, the rest of that story is that if I don't haul my behind out the door each morning to pay my taxes & do my part in supporting the rest of "the village," his momma won't get to eat her cheese doodles, his daddy might have to give up drinking, the big screen TV might have to go back to Rent-A-Center.
Every application that comes in that qualifies for free lunch should have a qualified, professional financial analyst & a social worker looking it over to determine what the problem is. Then they should go to the kid's house & have a nice chat with the parents. If they're just fat & lazy & sitting around watching TV, siss on 'em, pister. Make them give up a pack or 2 of smokes & pay up like the rest of us. Then get them off their fat lazy butts & find them a job.
Nobody should be penalized for falling on hard times. It happens to everybody at some time or another. At some point, though, the free rides have got to stop. Those same kids who get free lunch today will expect a free ride tomorrow & the way our society is, they'll get it. Anybody remember life BEFORE public assistance?? "Progress" ain't all it's cracked up to be.
& yeah, obviously I'm not in a very giving, Christian mood today. Wanna make something of it? Ya wanna piece o' me? Ya wanna take it outside??
I AM IRON MEGA WOMAN SQUARED. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO
lonestranger where do YOU think the $2,660,000 is?
Hey Iron Mega Woman! Where do you get them pills? I bet CB takes them MEGA pills also! I think i'll put me a ad in AW's paper, 3fingers looking for a MEGA WOMAN, no experience required!! dje
If CB doesn't get all MEGA'd up yet, she will be soon!!
They make a MEGA MAN vitamin, too, ya know. Sometimes, the gods smile down upon me & GNC will have a buy 1, get 1 free sale & then my husband & I can get all MEGA'd up at the same time. WOOO HOOOO!!!
LOL
Has anyone asked Link where the 2+ million is? What does he say?
DJE you better watch out putting an ad in AW's paper for a MEGAWOMAN. You might get a whole lot more woman than you bargained for!!! In fact I think he had a megawoman on the homepage not to awfully long ago! No Mega pills for me. I like a Centrum Chewable myself and one aspirin a day so I don't die of a stroke or heart attack, I forget which!
CB
GOOD MORNING!
Frog? What bubble are you bursting??
My family is no different from anybody else's. Are you saying that if it's MY family members sitting around waiting on their daily handouts that I should change my opinion? That's the kind of thinking that got us where we are today. Everybody's part of somebody's family & if being "family" makes it OK, then logically, it's OK for everybody. Is that your line of thinking?
Public Assistance was meant to be just that - Assistance. To help those who had too much month left over at the end of their paycheck. Keyword here being PAYCHECK. It was never intended to support entire generations of families too lazy to work for a living.
School lunches cost ... what? 75 cents? 50? There are 180 days in a school year. That's $90-$135/year/child. How much do trampolines cost? How much are GameCubes & PlayStations & XBoxes & games for them? How much are cell phones? How many people do you know who have all those things, yet they don't work & their kids get free lunch?
How many people do you know who can't afford insurance? How many elderly people are eating dog food because they can't afford anything else? How many people do you know who can't afford much-needed medications because there's no money to buy them?
It's not the people who are being "assisted" that bother me. It's the ones who expect a hand OUT instead of a hand UP that irritate the crap out of me.
We're supporting the wrong d*mn people in this country.
P.S. Frog, I'm leaving your post here despite the "S" word (that's a no-no on my site) so you don't have to come back & hack on me for deleting it, since you said you were signing off for good .....
SB, I just hope to glory you're not that guy from 1980 something who I swore to hate for all eternity. That'd be ... cosmically incorrect. LOL
Today's MY day to be TD! Reckon there's room in there for all of us?? BAHAHAHAHAHA
Not only that ribbitmaster -notmlissa couldnt be you, you talk talk out your a** too much. I think notmelissa has said something only a time or too.
Frogger if you have chosen to stay away from the blogs how is it you know what is being said about you in such great detail. Also if you're staying away from them why did you post that you are staying away from them on different sites?
And if you aren't one of those that sits around on welfare when you could be working why are you so upset that Rose or anyone else talks about it?
CB
According to George's site, the average income in Clay is $22,890. According to the federal poverty guidelines, a family of 5 meets the poverty guidelines if income is $22,670 or less. That's 1 lazy a*s dad, 1 lazy a*s mom & 3 kids that will grow up to be lazy a*s*es. Birth control is free at the clinic.
IF YOU CAN'T SUPPORT THEM, DON'T HAVE THEM.
Check their grade cards.
The kids are probably already lazy asses.
Family traits kick in early.
LMAO
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WOOO HOOOO!!!
LMAO
Or should that be
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No, I'm not as young as I once was.
LM [|] O ?
That's not it, either.
LM {|} O?
Hmm.
LM {$} O ?
WOOO HOOOOO!!! HOLLA FO' A DOLLA!!
Uh oh! Rose is on the MegaWoman vitamins again! Cut her off!
CB
LOL Not "again," still.
GUTEN MORGEN!
Gitchee Waboon meh shema!!
GUTEN MORGEN MEIN FRAU. Have you been fried yet today. YA Hahahaha DUMKOFT
Thanks for the dollar, SB! Gonna' need a few more before I can send myself off to college, though.
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Rose, I'm gonna' need some of those MegaWoman vitamins if I plan on keeping this up long enough to put myself through college. :P hahaha
LOL
I'm going for a new supply tomorrow. Anybody else need anything??
Surely there are easier ways to get yourself some edukashun ....
LOL
There are easier ways, yes...but they wouldn't be nearly as fun. :P hahaha
Especially for the rest of us. LOL
Here's the real thang, (*)
Hahaha
It looks a bit ... uncomfortable.
The real thing? (*\/*) Plus () Butt / \ dje
Assterisks are also known as wild cards.
(;) rear view
I do!! Oh wait...I know 'em by heart already. :P LMAO
OH, YOU NATHTY THANGTH!!
LOL
I can see I'm going to have to remove this particular thread from my "Favorite Places" to make it less accessible to the children.
LMAO
I should have made that plainer.
(;) rear view, bent over.
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Chinese (~)
Wet Back Mex. (greasey)
well well I see that dje is back up to his old tricks... Trying to pick up women again.. When is he ever gonna get the hint, that he is way out in left field and no one wants him... dje you may as well join the monks...
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