"Please, make welcome ... the best friend a song ever had ...
CONWAY TWITTY !!" (September 1, 1933 - June 5, 1993)
Other September 1st trivia to amaze your friends with ...
1975 Gunsmoke goes off the air
1979 LA Court orders Clayton Moore to stop wearing Lone Ranger mask
1970 - The last episode of "I Dream of Jeannie" aired on NBC-TV. The show premiered on September 18, 1965.
1979 LA Court orders Clayton Moore to stop wearing Lone Ranger mask
1970 - The last episode of "I Dream of Jeannie" aired on NBC-TV. The show premiered on September 18, 1965.
11 comments:
Theres a joke about a traveling salesman who looked like Conway Twitty.
Stop me if youve heard it.
He knocks on a door in a retirement community, and a little old lady answers.
"Oh my God!! It's Conway Twitty!!
"I just LOVE your music!!
"I'm your biggest fan!!
"I've always wanted to meet you!"
The salesman squickly explains that hes not Conway, just looks like him, and proceeds into his sales pitch.
The little old lady, of course buys a years supply of his product.
This repeats several times with the customer being old,a lonetinme ardent fan, taken with his uncanny resemblence to Conway, his explainining the coincidence, and the customer buying quantities of his product.
Finally, (Im as glad as you are)..
The salesman knocks on a door and is answered by a gorgeous woman in a see-thru gown with drink in her hand.
"Oh my God!!! Its Conway Twitty!!
"I just LOVE your music!!
"I'm your biggest fan!!
"I've always wanted to meet you!"
"Hello, Darlin'," he replies.
CORRECTIVE ACTION: The county district must impose corrective action on Title I schools which do not make adequate yearly progress for four consecutive years. NCLB describes six potential corrective actions, one of which, consistent with state law, must be implemented.
Title I 06-07 Sanctions
County
Clay
School
Clay Middle
School Choice
X
Supplemental Educational Services
X
Corrective Action
X
Restructuring Plan for Alternative Governance
Restructuring Implement
Alternative Governance
It says they have to do corrective action now look above and see what it means
LOL I was too late to stop you, innocent bystander, but that one's funny even after a few dozen times.
The first concert I ever went to was for my 16th birthday & my mom took me to see Conway. Lord, have mercy, when he came out on that stage & said, "Hello, Darlin'" ... WOOOO HOOOOO!! How those teenage hormones did run amuk!
Then, midway through the show, the whole place got dark & this huge red rose lit up behind him & he sang "The Rose." If lightning had struck me down then & there, people would still be talking about the smile on my face.
Conway wasn't exactly the heartthrob of my generation, but obviously, I was born in the wrong era.
What the smuck, is willie really dead,dude?
Its a joke son its a joke!!!!!!!
It should be noted, too, that Uranus is - and always has been - a gas giant.
Thanks for clarifying, Dad.
Howdy You all from out there in cyberspace!
The real liability of religion is that it allows perfectly sane people to believe en masse what only a lunatic would believe on his or her own. ~ Sam Harris
Racist-
Somebody with enough balls to say out loud what everybody else is thinking.
Winston cigarette's sponsored the primetime TV cartoon series The Flintstones.
As a child actor Clayton Moore was a circus acrobat, an aerialist.
Today's safe boating tip. In the event someone falls overboard, the other passengers should get together as soon as possible and nominate a rescue committee. In the interest of efficiency, Roberts Rules of Order need not apply
Republicans and Democrats have a lot in common. Republicans wear $1,000 suits, and Democrats drive $1,000 cars.
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