I'd fly away with my beatiful self.
If I was jock itch, I'd stick around awhile.
Ever been in one of those moods?
The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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If I was a cloud, I'd be a big, fat puffy one.
If I was a check, I'd be a bouncy one.
If I was a big fat fairy, I would be a bouncy one! >; D
If I was a turd, I'd be a double flusher.
If I was a deer, I'd be supper soon.
If i was Randy White
I'd hide all cameras
If I was the fourth one of a set of quads, I would'nt claim the other 3 Randys around here!
If I was Robert Bird, I would hide the buzzards have been circuling for guite some time, 1 cane 2 cane's ops down he goes.
Robert C. Byrd is a leaf haven't you noticed how he shakes. For the past 50+ years he has been the same on issues that concern people living in the state of Wv. We are still running for "Better roads and Education". How much better road can you get then 77 South and the better educated kids are the faster they have to leave Wv.
and yet you KEEP electing him to office...........
Educate Yourself
If i was the new state slogan, id erase myself!
If I was a politician, I'd bribe you all more.
He'll be up for reelection some day. Vote him & his biz OUT.
Good morning Rose! top of the day to ya.
"Open for Biz"?????? Why does that make me think of a prostitute?
Anonymous said...
and yet you KEEP electing him to office...........
Fri Oct 20, 08:32:16 AM
I have never voted for the sucker and never will even if they run a rabid dog again him he would not get my vote.
I think we are looking at a lot of one term "Joes" even at the county level. Who knows tho with the dumb a**es in this county. Look what a fine group we have in the court house at the present time.
Not a one of them will get a vote from me or the family next time around, thats a promise. I approve this message. Don't it just sicken you when you hear that. I think Don Blankenship will spend a Billion Dollars to get Joe Manchin out of office at least he says he will and I for one hope he does.
Tourism for this state bloomed in the late 60' and early 70's and the reason for it was the slogan. Almost Heaven, Wild, Wonderful West Virginia.
I can see the song now "Open For Business" with the John Denver Music to Almost Heaven Wv
That should Have been "Country Roads" but I think you get the meaning anyway. Most people thought that was the name of the song if you were asked to do the tune.
Does Kathy mathea,I know I spelled that wrong,was a big hit with WV. for that song.
If I was a ace cub news reporter In Clay, I would hide. Yesterday, Joe Morris was supposed to be arrested for allegedly assulting that chuby one a week or so ago.
Kathy Matea (who knows how to spell that?) is from WV. Is that what you're asking?
I don't think Ace Cub Reporters have that vital "flight or fight" gene. They just disassociate themselves from the beating taking place & mentally take notes for the blockbuster story they'll write about it.
Yes my dear Rose, you dont see much of her any more on the tube.
Talk to me Rose, I'm so lonesome I could cry.
LOL
You could try talking to the walls. Start like this ... "Hello, Wall ..."
Or, playing solitaire ... with a deck of 51 ...
Hey Rose, the kitchen wall answered me back, wonder if the doc. has a pill for that?
If I was a wall' I wonder if I could stand alone?
If I was a politions diaper(depends) I'd probably be full of it.
You don't want a pill for that, Confused! You're laying the groundwork for a fine defense should you ever decide to go criminal ... BAHAHAHAHA
The bath room wall told me that same thing just a moment ago, but it's allways good to get a second opinion.
Word on the street is AW is quiting the cmmunicator, word is the town thugery has scared him out of business.
What would he do for a living otherwise? He could ride a pole out of town with some feathers for decoration and a little tar to hold them on.
If I was an illegal worker, I probably got a job working on the Clay and Clay/Roane water projects as of lately. A 1/2 hour show last night on 5 told all. Gona be aired again, go to there web site for details on time.
If this doesnt bring up a few questions at the next ccc meeting, not a darn one of us should have the right to vote on who sits on that pannel.
AW will be there until hell freezes0ver doing what he has every right to do .
Word on the street is usually only about as good as the trash it keeps company with. (Yes, I just dangled a preposition ...)
I went to the Channel 5 website (www.wdtv.com) & can't find anything. Anyone? Anyone??
Waddle filed charges aginst Joe Morris over the slapping incident. Morris has not been arrested or papers served.
Tuff to get justice in Clay County
Between the ones above the law & the ones paying off the law, there ain't no justice at all.
Ever been in one of them moods when all you wanted to say was fjtp yt?
If I was in one of those moods and said that to myself, what would I be saying?
Fjtp yt, jrpt pshmn Fjtp yt.
That's exactly what I thought.
It's nice when someone else can read the riting on the wall.
That kinda sounds like Drunken German, but ... it's been awhile since I've been around any Drunken Germans.
Hello Wall, and a nice day to you too ,Rose.
I'll bet that if Joe looks into the fine print of the Americans With Disabilites Act,(which covers people with those mirror tag handi-permits), he might well find something related to harrassment that he could use for leverage in his case.
AW did, after all, attempt to publicly embarrass and disparage his character for parking in the handi-zone.
I'm sure a good lawyer could do something with that.
AW can probably find enuf on ol Joe that he shouldn't stir the pot. Assault trumps harrasment every time.
They both should've passed on the opportunity. Assault and harrassment are both massively crass & show no classat all.
You all must not have read AW's story on the handy cap sign, after the alleged eye glass smackin, they went out side and Mr. Joe dug the sign out of a stack of papers on his dash board, what should of been hangin in clear sight.
Hanging in clear site like all the fat people hang theirs. If your too fat to drive, stay home.
I think someone needs a nap! Why should fat people stay home? I think stupid people should stay home; and people who don't know how to drive correctly.
Why doesn't everybody just stay home? That way, there won't be anybody in my way when I'm running late. BAHAHAHAHA
You'd think, with all the talk about how obesity has become such an epidemic, they'd quit giving handicap permits to ... overly large people. A little more exercise might go a long way in keeping them from being part of the statistic.
Harrassment propmt assult; West Virginia Justice
Not only the handicap permits but those little scooters that they have in the stores too. I rarely see anyone with a broken leg or an elderly person using those things. It's always fatty arbuckle and omar the tentmakers wife tooling around on those; filling up the basket with cheese puffs, smoonpies and 12 paks of Pepsi. Seems to me if anyone needs to WALK around the store it'd be them!
AMEN.
Hanging in clear site like all the fat people hang theirs. If your too fat to drive, stay home.
Mon Oct 23, 05:05:45 PM
Should't that say if your to lazy to walk stay home? Funny how they all come out on sundays and waddle through WalMart
If I was a stop light, I'd flash my thing at every one going by.
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Mr Waddel wouldn't have to look far for a history of abuse/bully with Joe Morris. Back during his divorce, he shot at the soon to be ex
And the plot thickins,only in RFD Clay Berry U.S.A.
hellooooo. I'm one of the 'fatties' that hang the handicap sign on the rear view mirror and then waddle into Walmart and ride in those little carts.
I'd like to challenge any one of those people who think we should walk around more to lose the weight, to let a 200# person climb on their back and try walking more than 50 feet into a walmart. or how about a 50# sack of flour on your chest and see how well you breathe! Oh but thats all my fault that i have those problems!! so, i'm suffering in my own "little" hell, whats it to you that i try to at least LIVE and do what is necessary for daily living?
what about the people who smoked for 20 years and then got lung cancer? Damn those people for expecting any special treatment! THEY DID IT TO THEMSELVES!
Being obese is a disease like cancer but people dont think badly of people with cancer, but fat people are being discriminated against. Do you really think anyone besides a sumo wrestler wants to be obese???
My point: Get over it! You are just jealous cause we get better parking spots and get to ride around in those lil carts! Truth is, I'd trade in that parking space to wear a size 12 anyday...
i don't understand what is sheriff holcomb sheepish about.
At least the smokers carry around their own oxygen tanks.
Usually, people who have lung cancer and other smoking-related diseases are receiving some sort of treatment.
Usually, they at least quit smoking. Sometimes, they were never smokers in the first place.
Usually, their disease is hidden away where nobody can see it & isn't an obvious problem until it causes problems that demand treatment.
Are you receiving treatment, Cart-ridin' Momma?
Are you actively watching what you eat, counting fat grams, carbs & calories & participating in an exercise program of some sort, following your doctors orders to drop those unwanted pounds?
How much weight did you gain before you realized you were headed toward riding a cart around WalMart?
Do you smoke?
That 1/2 hour show on WV. Underground Economy will be on again sat. evening, the 28th at 7:30~~~~channel 5~~WDTV
Maybe that sack of flower is your problem (cart ridin) maybe if you tried pushing back away from all them biscuits you been stuffing your face with you wouldn't be 200# plus overweight. Maybe just maybe if you walked farther then 50 feet a day and got up off that sofa with that bushel basket full of potato chips or that gallon jug of pepsi your so fond of you may just find theres more to do then eat,sleep and watch soap operas.
Not all them oxygen totin lung cancer patients got there by way of cigarettes or tobacco products. Some actually got there by working in factories, fighting in wars so that you can sit on the sofa stuffing your face all day. There was a day when daylight came around that the TV was turned off and the family went out into the fields and worked until dinner time came. Came in grabbed a bite of food to sustain them until the supper meal was served at evening. You never heard of obese people then nor did you hear of kids being obese when they entered kindergarten because all they knew was sit on the couch, stuff their face with french fries and potato chips and drink pepsi until their eyes were swimming. But them days are long gone and the days of the obese cart ridin momma is here. Try walking more and eating less you might just like it
Don't relly understand how people get so fat. Looks like a person would notice something like that. Ain't like it sneaks up on you and all of a sudden your 400 lbs bigger then yesterday.
Laziness causes people to not quit eating what/when they should; not quit smoking when they should; and not quit drinking when they should. I'm fat and I smoke and I drink. I should know. Call it a disease if you want, but obesity is a treatable addiction, just like smoking and drinking. It depends on how much effort you put into it. Walking from the first space into the parking lot to the front desk at a store isn't going help at all. Get a cart; lean on it and walk.
Smoke; don't smoke. Drink; don't drink. Don't overeat; don't be too skinny. Doesn't matter what you do, somebody's going to find something negative to say about it.
We're all gonna die regardless ... smoke 'em if ya got 'em, this Bud's for you, please pass the nachos.
a friend of mine told me there were ignorant hateful people spewing negativity onto people suffering from obessity. i had to come look for myself. cart ridin momma, i have to say you are wasting your breath. stupid mean people will always be stupid and mean. talking to them doesnt make them any more educated or amicable. they are just ignorant rednecks that make the world worse for being alive. everyone else just has to tolerat them. i wish i could just put a bullet thru the head of every hate mongering dumbass that causes pain to someone else unprovoked. clean the earth of hateful filth. im sorry that they are causing you trouble, i wish i could say that someone will dispose of them and they wont spread their opinions, but we are cursed to live with them. they are ugly horrible people that infect the peaceful. im disabled and know all to well about how hateful ignorant people make can make a person feel. i just pray that god wipes them away.
Whew! Talk about hateful, read the above.
I do not know where to begin with this blog today...
Maybe start out with : "If i were a sign, i'd read quite on the set."
obesity & handicap permits... have you ever noticed that the not so good looking tend to put down thier not so perfect peers. It makes them feel better about them selves. Why gripe about the overly large ppl who use the carts to shop with? They do have handicap permits for a reason. Obesity is a disability in its own form. In all honesty it is no difrent then anyone else who uses them. The smoker shouldnt have smoked, the one who ruind their knees from to much foot ball shouldnt have played,.. the list goes on. But it happend just the same way as obesity happens, over time. It is true some dont try to lose weight others do try and fail or try with some or little results. I would think you would be more worried about the older generation still driving than you would be about large men and women using a cart that was put there for any and all with handicaps, big or small.
Rose, i think of you as a more open, rather worldly lady, yet you seem to be one sided on this subject... i feel a comment was made that hit home with you, even though i dont believe it was intened to be pointed in your direction, wich has caused you to be more one sided on this matter.
cart ridin momma i think you should just laugh it up about what you have read here and to continue riding your cart, you never know one day you might be posting your name on here as "i traded in my cart for the size 12 momma", good luck to you in all your endevors.
Join the Biggest losser Club! old people driving, far better that the teen agers, thay don't even know what STOP mean.
And now...
moving on from obesity to illiteracy.....
Those two are lifetime afflictions. You are born with it and you will die with it. Neither one has any desire to change. Mostly due to a human defect called denial.
A lot of things hit home, CandyRed.
I just lost my mom to COPD complicated by obesity (she was 50 lbs overweight). Both diseases a direct result of choices she made. She was 68 & quit smoking 10 years ago. Her mother died of virtually the same thing. She was 64 & quit smoking 15 years before she died. Their life expectancies should have put them well into their 80s. Despite the 22 years separating their deaths, my mom only got 4 more years than hers did. That says a lot, doesn't it? The same deadly diseases, 22 years worth of medical advances, yet only 4 more precious years.
When I was 13, a doctor told my mom (in my presence) that I'd struggle with a weight problem my entire life. That was 26 years ago. My strategy ever since has been to never pass a certain weight. It's a maintenance thing. I gained 85 lbs the first time I was pregnant. By the time I went back to work 3 months later, I was back into my pre-pregnant clothes. Granted, I was too ignorant to know how to care for a newborn & still find time to eat, but still, it's a maintenance thing.
For as long as I can remember, every time I've said anything about my weight (or the width of my butt), the response has always been, "Oh, please! You? You're so skinny!! You don't have to worry about your weight!" ... it's a maintenance thing.
The last time I was at WalMart with my mom, there was an ENORMOUS 30ish woman who waddled in in front of us & scarfed up the last shopping mobile. I'm sure her 200+ extra lbs (her choice, right?) made it hard for her to walk around. She glanced at my short, fat, little mom with her oxygen tank strapped on (her choice, right?) & sped away. I won't even begin to apologize for the fact that I believe my mom was far more deserving of that cart than the other woman. In fact, it infuriates me. That other woman's daughter can be infuriated on her behalf.
My maternal genes suck. I live in fear of all the things I know are lurking inside me, just waiting to put me 6 feet under. Despite all that, I can't manage to quit smoking. Sad, ain't it? It's all about the choices we make, regret and can't unmake. We can, however, maintain. I don't smoke any less, but I don't smoke any more, either. I wish with all my soul that once my mom put on the first 25 extra pounds, she'd have maintained & never met the 26th & beyond.
kin we git bak tew illitrusy now?
Yea, fat people bellyachin is boring.
Get it? FAT? BELLY? HA! I still got it.
I promise this will be the last post you hear from me on this subject.
I just wanted to let you know Rose that my Mom died at 55 from copd, diabetes and a whole bunch of things steming mostly from obesity. Her mother before her died at 63 from mostly the same. It sounds like you have your weight problem under control, and I'm happy for you. I dont and I know whats coming, mostly likely at a much earlier age than my mother. Dont feel sorry for me, but let me live my life without ridicule.
I was called names in school for being fat, a day never went by that someone didnt call me by a horrible name some boy had given me in 6th grade. After several years I actually gave up and just acknowledged them when they said it. but after high school, i never heard anyone calling me names anymore. I thought wow, those people have grown up! But no, I see that maturity has just taught those people to say those words at home over the dinner table "guess what a fat cow I saw today!" where thier kids hear it and repeat the cycle at school.
At least I know now that most of em came by it honest.
My Mom taught me to be a tolerant and accepting person who believes that being a good christian is more than showing up for Sunday school.
I understand the cord I struck with you on this subject. I would have thought my Mom was more deserving of that cart, too, most mainly because we like to think as our Mom's as #1, period, no exceptions. And it actually happened to me once, before I had to start ridin carts myself. I didnt blame that other person. I went around the store for over an hour looking until I found my Mom a cart. Its better to look for solutions than just blame others because its the easier thing to do.
The truth is it embarrasses me to ride in carts and hang that placard. I actually pray that I dont see anyone I know when I'm cartin thru Walmart. If I do spot a familiar face, I probably turn 3 shades of red. Most people think just as you do, that I shouldnt be riding around, but I am in a great amount of pain when trying to walk so far. You cant feel my pain and I'm not asking you to understand, because I know you and most others cant. Just as I cant understand how people cant just stop smoking.
The End.
(cue violins....
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd-
faaaaaaaade.)
OKAY!
THATS A WRAP!
Usually I'm content so sit back and read the posts generated by the varied and original topics Ms. Rose comes up with.
This time, however, I simply can't hold my tongue (or fingers, as the case may be).
"cart ridin mama" your posts have me hearing violins that would do the New York Philharmonic justice. That being said, I simply don't follow your logic.
You see, I'm an alcoholic. During a rare moment of clarity I realized what I'd become and have now been sober for over two years. I was a smoker for over 21 years. During another epiphany I realized that I was heading for a very early death. I haven't had a cigarette for over six months. Yes, I know that's not a long time but I'm trying.
My point is, please don't try and tell me (and apparently lots of others) that there is simply nothing you can do about your condition. If that were true Jared wouldn't be making lots of money doing Subway commercials.
My wise old father had a brilliant but amazingly simple philosophy.
"If you're too fat KEEP YOUR DAMN NOSE OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR!"
Thank you for your time.
It aint over till the fat lady sings. Any takers?
KMart should sell those alarms like they have in cars.
"PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE TABLE!"
"PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE FRIDGE!"
"THAT'S YOUR 5TH DOUGHNUT TODAY!"
Ever notice how many fat people eat at McDonalds? Good thing they have a drive thru because they don't have carts.
Kmart should sell these alarms too:
Please step away from the bottle; you've had too much, you're acting like and ass
Please step away from the cigerettes your killing yourself and your family and friends and you stink
To the Anon on Oct 26, at 06:52:35 PM: I'll sing if it will change the subject back to something on a more uplifting note. :|
Ha Ha good for you Ms STD.
"Ms STD"...I think I'll change my screen name to that. Should make an interesting conversation piece, at the very least. LOL :P
okay, you've made me smile. So I'll sing now...la la la hehe
TO ROSE, I MIGHT BE FAT BUT YOUR UGLY. UGLY CAN'T BE FIXED, BUT I CAN LOOSE WEIGHT.
anon 10/29 2:59 - oh boy that was so funny and original hardee har har ya retard!
Beauty is as beauty does.
Your ugly is showing, Fatso.
Fatty, fatty 2 by 4
your dad's a drunk
your mom's a whore.
To Anon: Sun Oct 29, 02:59:23 PM
Have you ever heard of plastic surgery? She can be prettier sooner than you can have liposuction and gastric bypass to be skinny!
Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's Maybelline.
Fatty and Skinny went to bed
Fatty woke up and Skinny was dead
Fatty called the doctor and the doctor said......
That's what ya get for peein' in the bed!
Just trying to fit into the conversation : D
LOL This isn't really where the conversation is anymore.
Fat can be cleverly disguised under the right support garments & clothes.
Ugly can be cleverly hidden under the right makeup & distracted from by good hair.
Stupid, though ... stupid's blatantly obvious & no amount of faking it is ever going to make it look like anything other than stupid. Unfortunately, it's also permanent.
I'll take fat & ugly over stupid anyday.
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