Hey, it's something new to talk about, isn't it? Personally, I think global warming is caused by aliens. The outter space kind, not the illegal ones.
The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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http://www.broadcaster.com/video/player.php?clip=415
This is fkn HILARIOUS!!
I remember the second winter I spent in West Virginia it snowed about 2 feet. I don't think that it has snowed here that much since 1995 has it? I guess that could be considered part of global warming couldn't it?
The funny thing about this though, is that the second winter we were in Oregon it snowed about a foot. It RARELY snowed where I lived there, much less snowed a foot at one time. So it doesn't appear to be warming globally over there. Where's Al Gore? I need to ask him what's going on! >: D
CB
LMAO...I'm still crackin' up over that video. :P That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long, long time.
Beware, people-it's addictive. hehe Oh...and be sure to keep a tissue handy for drying your eyes. LOL
If the earth wasn't responsible for its own warming, wouldn't we still be in the Ice Age?
Is the pollution on Earth also responsible for the melting of ice caps on Mars?
If hairspray put the hole in the ozone, shouldn't Bon Jovi have to fix it?
If Al Gore's so concerned about global warming, why doesn't he just shut up? The lack of that hot air alone should drop us at least 20 degrees. >;)
Say good night, Rose!
Good night! (... Gracie)
Iron fist Larry for name
Where's Al Gore? I need to ask him what's going on! >: D
After inventing the internet Al Gore hasn't had to say a lot more to look "dumb as a Stump." So CB just talk to a stump.
Al Gore and Clinton invented a large hole in our economy when they signed NAFTA and West Virginia got relocated 400 miles south of originality, created by suction when the factorys left the USA.
hey CB you one uf them there migratory birds. called owls i think. had a rooster one time musta been part owl. crow at midnight and hoot all day. think it had to do with the chicks he was with . migh'uve had somthin to do with global warmin' to. think he was mostly hot wind. never seemed to produce anything. mostly them chicks just let off a razzberry when he left. called him Liz cause he only put out samples. musta been related to Liz Taylor.
Just an ol' pidgeon Crazy Cat.
(except I don't eat garbage >; D
CB
Guess we are going into global freezing again next week as they say we are going to get a couple inches of snow. Today was a top 10 with the sun shining brightly, a little wind blowing.
If thats global warming I want to put in an order for lots and lots more.
hey CB you an Rose belong the same tribe. some odd looking people here. one fellow i know ,skinny with big belly, looks like pg blacksnake. some uf them ol' pigeons are tough and mean. you don't sound mean. sound more like lovey-dovey too me. ol' crazy cat he like chew on fat pigeon. hain't got no tuffs no more. hey do pretty good on slow cooked home fries and omelets happy new year
Crazy Cat
Rose and I are from the same tribe of odd looking people. She's skinny and I got a big belly.
Yum! Home fries and an omelet!
Well, I like home fries, Rose like omelets. I think the Denver omelet was always her favorite!
CB
Remember when Columbine happened and it was in the news for days? There was a school shooting in Washington state and it barely made the news at all. I guess school shootings are just commonplace now.
But together, CB & I make one fine looking tribeswoman! LOL
I think, in order to make the national news, school shootings have to kill a minimum number of people. Otherwise, there's just not enough potential to sensationalize. That's pathetic.
I could go for an omelet about now ...
bad place to have a cystal on uranus. how would a person ever mine it. is there a market for ice cystals.
what we cooking up here Rose. didn't say nothing out no package deal. thought you had an interest in that topless bar,
boy you never know what going on around here.
fishings good though. got plenty them hell benders. some maybe 2" long. bark at you too. bow wow maybe use hell bender to catch big foot.
plenty big foot out Oregon way
. plenty Woodlands too. you betcha. love them woodland IRIS plenty purty. you still there CB. good morning.
Everyone is sure up early this morning. Comparatively, I feel like a lazy whelp waiting until 5:00 to roll out of bed.
Crazy cat where's those home fries and omelets? I love a good breakfast!
CB
I could care less about ice crystals on Uranus just give me the sunshine and warm weather. It don't have to be all over the world either just here in Clayberry is fine with me. Matter of fact its supposed to get to 70 today and that would make it a perfect 11 on the 1 through 10 scale except for the rain.
LOL Crystals ... cystals ... either way, ice ones on Uranus would surely affect the whole universe.
We had a good breakfast around here this morning - CoCo Wheats, scrambled eggs & toast for all! Not a good combo, but it was all hot & delicious!
How 'bout that topless bar, CrazyCat? Will this be one of those businesses that hires within the county?
Wonder if MP can dance?
sure can!!
http://www.broadcaster.com/video/player.php?clip=6589
Um ... some things really shouldn't be repeated. LOL
Slop-n-Flop
Fish-n-Chicks
Bounce-n-Slurp
Hush Puppies Galore
how in the world can it hire within the county when it's supposed to be black. suppose they could get randy to get them some body paint.
nobody caught my boo boo of 2" instead of 2' hell benders get big.
hey CB the only way to get breakfast at 5 o'clock in the morn. would be an overnight invite. course there's the problem of your ex. iffen he aint ex he will be when he sees you wanting another man to get you breakfast.
course i already know you aint got no current. you ever eat hell bender. step on one in the river and it feels like you stepped in doo doo.
seen where a woman lost her dog in colorado over xmas. dog was found in tenneesee coupla days ago. i never could hitch hike that fast.
Ha! Crazy cat how is it you think you know so much about me?
What's a hellbender? Is that the same as a helgamite?
CB
LOL WOOOOOHOOOOO!!! A luuuuuuuuuv connection!!
CB? Your ex??? I thought the Witness Protection Program was supposed to make sure he never found you?
(I can't believe I forgot the booby bar was gonna be black!)
Yeh BaHaHaHaHa
a hell bender is locally known as a waterdog. well CB i could say rose tod me. but she didn't. same place i get a lot of info. reading the blogs and the news of andys etc. let me speculate. you once worked for the board of ed. you returned to Oregon because of marital problems. and so you must have family there. been fishing. haint got no bites. theres a singer in Nashville. origionally from Oregon. love her voice. not to hot on the looks though. "as the hounds were howling through the haunts last night." just having a little fun CB. maybe we can do that dining out sometime with Rose for a percheron of course. good night
Where's Mother Goose with the pre-nups Bahahahaha haha
HAHAHAHA! Well, CC your speculatin' was wrong on the first two counts, but you got the 3rd one right!
Were you talking about me "been fishin' ain't got no bites"? Or were you just summing up your day for us? It did seem like nice fishin' weather today!
CB
We promise to love
'til death do us part.
but lawyers make millions
on affairs of the heart.
so before we can marry,
we both must agree
on what you can keep
& what stays with me.
if it belongs to me now,
it's mine for all time.
if it's yours when we marry
it'll also be mine.
if we buy it together,
no matter whose dough.
don't ask to keep it,
the answer is no.
if it's something you'll get
several years from now,
that's mine too,
when we throw in the towel.
if it's something you got
from your great grandpaw,
I'll take that, too
I get it all.
if we build it, buy it,
make it or steal,
it's mine, all mine
& that's the deal.
if you don't like the terms,
don't bother to marry.
this is reality -
matrimony's scary.
well folks, had my nap. must be two CBs floating around. on the other hand Rose is the connection. CB you wouldn't fib a little, would you?
CC don't you think everyone fibs a little? However I have never worked for the Board of Education. I probably should work for them though, it seems there are several things that need fixin' in that sector! >: D
Have a nice weekend all!
CB
My dear Mother Goose, you allways seem to come through for me, and this is the best one ever. ?
"Rose is the connection..." I always wanted to be part of a conspiracy. Or a mystery. Or even a good rumor. teeheehee
I wish CB worked for the Bored of Edukashun. "Several" is an understatement when it comes to the things that need fixin' in The System.
Have a good one!
are you sure CB that you didn't work for the BOE in May & June of 2001
THEY SURE NAME THESE SITES CORRECTLY--BLOGGGGGGGGGG
Sorry Sherlock. Search for more clues; I didn't work during that year and have NEVER worked for the B of E.
CB
hey we got ananomyous trying to cut in. poor thing feels it is being ignored. orobably that silly goose or jelly belly or little black sambo. OK CB don't be sore at me. need something to do to pass the time. send an email. Rose is the connection. an sir Henry always interesting. email by invitation only. someone local is using my email address as a password with MSft.
Who the H is little black sambo, I've been here all the time an it twernt me.
who de hell is jelly belly me little black sambo[rambo]
crazy cat's name must be Jeremiah. I never understood a single word he said.
at least we know your intelligence level now.
CB, you like jelly bellys?
Has any body seen Rose lately? MY MY MY!
Ya know, this blog is about the best source of amusement I've ever created for myself. Well, except for that perm I got back in 1983 & that was only funny years later, looking back at the pictures. LOL
Y'all know what tomorrow is, right? BLACK MONDAY ... All Elvis, All Day ...
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!
Wait ... what does this mean, "Has any body seen Rose lately? MY MY MY!"
MY, MY, MY WHAT??
you're right Rose. twarant for this blog wouldn't hardly have no fun atall. shucks though, can't help making people mad at me. CB, reckon she mad, anonymous , reckon de mad, don't guess sir henry mad right at present, southern boy he always a smart a**. oh well story of my life. had a dog one time , my best friend he got mad at me , bit me. think it because i changed his food. been feeding him white meat, top o the line. think he wanted some dark meat.
see andy say city of clay gonna pass ordanance gainst dark meat. wouldn't that be discrimanation. any way a little variety is good for the morale. alias little black rambo
Oh behave yourself CC. I'm not mad at anyone. Why do you say I am? It doesn't bother me that you listen to 3rd party stories and/or rumors about me. Everyone else does too. Been used to it for a long time!!! And quite frankly, they're alot more interesting than I really am.
Jelly bellys?? Like those little bean things??
CB
jelly belly wasn't me CB. some jealous anonymous. they do/can borrow my/your handle. gotta be careful. though i knew who you were/are. don't know now. gotta play i spy some more.
hey CB i think i like you. you got lotsa room. betcha two story, older house, front porch. live right at the end of the st. do you? maybe hooty owls and coyotes. maybe come see some time.
"southern boy he always a smart a**"
Now, WHERE would you get an idea like that?! :P hahaha I, for one, happen to greatly enjoy SB's smart *ss. ;)
i bet you do smiley/td. read your web page, that is, part of it one time.. didn't have a computer that would handle it at that time. gotta check again, more up to date now. take care
MY MY MY MEANS IT LOOKS LIKE ROSE HAS BEEN EATING TO MANY JELLY BEANS LATELY
She's porkin' right up there isn't she?
I don't hardly see how anybody can eat too many jelly beans. They're brain food, ya know. Look how smart they made Ronald Reagan.
I've always been on the porky side {oink oink} ... but I'll try not to squeal in public. teeheehee
CB? Did you move again??
hey Rose, maybe CB moved, couldn't say but can give you her last ph. no. whut you'll trying to do. i'm safe it's slicky you gotta watch uranus with. something mighty odd going on here. CB answers on the blog, yesterday you were trying to cover for her. can't trust you. you and slicky to close any more. and miss GAIL SAYS WHAT YOU'LL DOIN', ARE YOU TREATING MY BABY RIGHT. OL Crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy cat.
Ha Ha Ha Crazy Cat needs to call up Sherlock, talk to self, get more clues.
My My My now you even got me wondering
WTF?
crazy cat crazy as a sh*t house rat
hey hey done flipped .out looking for razzberrys this morn. no razzberrys found sum tater chips.
know where there's a good cool spring iff'n anyone starts getting hot under the collar.
wonder why that purty little gal set the dollar store on fire. maybe hired or threatened. wonder why they're covering for the other person who obviously hada vehicle. did any one see it or her.
LOL crazy cat, once again you've lost me.
I already have her phone number, thanks. I even know her shoe size!
I don't know what a slicky is, though ...
They still haven't arrested the accomplice??
so be it Rose. you and others who deny knowledge of this person and his influence. to each what they deserve. odd you never even asked how i got CBs ph. no. people are not responding normally. i wonder why.
LOL YIKES!
Um, crazy cat? In this day & age, phone numbers are as easy to get as cooties.
I truly have no idea whose existence/influence I'm denying. Please enlighten me.
WOW, CB, you're thisclose to being on the grassy knoll!! BAHAHAHAHA LOL
good night, life is more interesting when there is a good mystery playing.
Just like a fly feeding on----?
now there's a real intelligent comment. just like a fly feeding on!!!!!!!!!! and you'll think i'm crazy. as they say there's a madness in my methods. i'd truly be worried but i feel i'm guided from on high. must be some aliens up there somewhere.
i shed my parrots Rose. no more direct quotes. it'll be a lovely-lovely day if the sun comes up in the morn.
To good to be true!
LOL Uh ... hmm. Direct quotes lose their impact when nobody knows who you're quoting. I'm trying to hang with you, CC, but I just can't seem to get a grip on what you're trying to say.
I guess maybe that means it's time to move on...
No body else can either, it's just a game messing with peoples minds.
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