Call your mom.
Send her flowers.
Tell her you love her. Often.
The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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A special Mothers Day wish to you, Rose!
Thank you very much!!
Obviously, this Mothers Day was ... I'm just glad it's over. From my own perspective as a Mom, it was great. Mothers Day without your own mom, though ... that sucks.
YOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!
Psssst? Silly Goose, is it just us here? If it is, I'll tell ya a secret ...
e-mail it over quick!
id be here more often if you'd show me a thong or camel toe
i wonder if silly goose and anonymous are not the same person
AW's mystery:
Frost would fog the window on the inside so he couldnt have seen in.
LMAO!!!
This guy is on here almost every week.
Iknow this is the fourth or fifth time Ive seen him.
http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1176197&bid=1038937&row=adsum
While Im on there..
http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1191914&bid=1038477&row=adsum
Check out the last three names on that list.
Probably had their "Inalienable " rights violated and had to be relaesed.
Coming soon to a liquor store near you.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd.....
Check out the story yesterday in the Daily Mail about the Mexican Truckers.
Ive already emailed Alan Molohan.
You should too.
teeheehee I lied about that secret ... nobody trusts me with secrets anymore. BAHAHAHAHAHA But if I ever hear one, Mr. Goosey Man, you'll be the first I'll spill it to!
Ya know, there's never a shortage of amusment on the jail website. Personally, I really appreciate that.
D'ya suppose the Wilford boys are brothers? Their momma must be so proud of them! It's so considerate of them to be at the same place at the same time, what with the price of gas & all.
The school system spends over $8000 a year on each student preparing them for years of home confinement and jail time.
The Wes Test is important to show which section of jail they should be in
AW's Mystery of the Day:
He shot his reflection in the mirror.
Look if you dare.
http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1138181&bid=1040838&row=adsum
Ifyou survived that.....
http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1131334&bid=1041177&row=adsum
You are going to cause somebody to have nightmares for life with these FOXES
WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!
All the Maybelline in the world can't recreate that kinda natural beauty.
scent
You got it Ms Rose and it runs right to the bone also. Ajax won't wash it off either.
I had bad dreams last nite so I won't be visiting that site again.
OTTAWA, Ill. — An Illinois 8-year-old got more than a hamburger and french fries when she opened her Happy Meal this week.
A 17-year-old employee of an Ottawa, Ill., McDonald's is out of work and facing drug charges after allegedly hiding marijuana and a lighter in the Happy Meal.
Keith Irelan and his three children went through a McDonald's drive-thru Monday night to order Happy Meals. They were on their way to meet their mother at a nearby school for a picnic, police said.
But one of the children — an 8-year-old girl — got a lighter, pipe, and bag of marijuana in her Happy Meal, according to Ottawa Police Chief Brian Zeilmann. Her father went to the police.
"To be honest, you don't expect that," Irelan told FOX Chicago affiliate WFLD-TV.
"She said 'Mom, I have a lighter in my Happy Meal,'" the girl's mother said.
The girl showed the lighter to her dad, then told him later that she got two other "toys" in her Happy Meal. One of those toys was a bag of marijuana.
The Perfect Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy
toenails.
When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked
teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
"Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice.
I see in Andy Waddells site that Jack Coleman is off to jail for an open dump (otherwise known as his yard and house). There is a house not far from Jacks up Oakhill Road that has trash stacked up all over the yard and its been like that forever. I wonder why the law is pickin' on old Jack?
I read it as Jackie has 20 days probation. No jail time.
my bad, the point is, why pick on one person. He isn't the only one with a crap yard.
That's not "trash" stacked up on Oak Hill Ridge - it's "recycling." At least that's what I was told.
Jack lives on a secondary road - maybe the dump rules are based on how many people have to pass by & look at your ... dump ... every day. If that's the case, whoever issued the warrants should visit Oak Hill Ridge around the beginning of the month, when the traffic quadruples.
Then again, maybe somebody actually tried to issue warrants on OHR, but couldn't find the front door to knock on. I've heard that's happened before.
Or maybe it's just OK to have a dump (or a recycling plant, as the case may be) on a ... thirdary ... road.
That "thirdary" road is a major thoroughfare for school buses, state trucks and everybody wanting to save 12 miles going from Bomont-Glen to Clay and back. A lot of nice clean places on that road till you come upon the two "curiosities.
If you're using Oak Hill Ridge as a way to save mileage, I hope you're feeding the crow you're flying on well!
I think it's only recycling if you actually reuse the items.
Oak HIll Ridge is not a thoroughfare by anybodys standards. Its barely paved! Jack lives on Camp Creek Road.
Recycling is a joke anyway you look at it.
Recycle your old plastics and that helps the companies save money to produce their products.
When are they going to pass that cost saving on to us?
When will the price of a bottle of pop go down?
And unless something is more than just an eyesore, leave it be.
Before you know it, they will come up a law that says you can't paint your house white because that would be racist.
Nyuck nyuck nyuck..
My bad. I thought the subject was Jack's Junktique Emporium on Camp Creek Rd, shortcut to Clay. Home of the bad bloggers w/thongs. BTW Ms Ramsey hauled out a big load on Friday.
Well then paint them black. It's still racist.
How come only white folks are racist??
Hey Andy is that a typo? Jack says he reports for duty on the 29th for twenty days in the retrieve the soap school. He can't wait to get there.
Jack's Junktique Emporium distress sale, everything must go. No offer refused.
Sirhenry60 recycling might be about saving some of our natural resources and not so much about money. Its about being less wasteful. Which is obviously not a priority on anyones list around here. Its not about what you get out of it.
There are places in this world where you not only have to recycle, you're fined heavily if you don't.
The city gives every resident a paper recycling bin & a plastics recycling bin. If they find either of those recyclable products in your trash, you're fined.
Which, yes, means that somebody's actually getting paid to go through your trash.
Incidentally, if you steal their bins when you move away, you're also fined. I wonder how much they're paying somebody to still be tracking me down?? teeheehee
I would think, though, that once junk reaches a certain level, it becomes a haven for rats & all sorts of nasty critters that could carry diseases to kill us all.
AW's mystery:
last name
Recycling is a good thing but since we are in the mode for everything to be disposable you would think that someone would have sense enough to make more tolerable items. We have been in disposal mode for the past 40 years and I wonder what has actually been saved (natural resouce wise) by going to dispoable junk. Everything made is for throw away. Most states pay a refund on some items that are returnable. Can you remember when you returned coke bottles to the store for a dime? Cans are worth a nickel in some states, gives you the incinitive to return them instead of tossing out the window or along the road. What gets me is when people go to fast food places in Charleston or Beckley and haul the trash all the way back home then toss it out the car window and land along the highway to have to look at. Oh well guess some will not recycle nor burn their trash or send it to the landfills.
Sat May 19, 05:49:00 AM Anonymous said...
Sirhenry60 recycling might be about saving some of our natural resources and not so much about money. Its about being less wasteful. Which is obviously not a priority on anyones list around here.
I agree that recycling "might" be about saving of our natural resources and not so much about money.
But unfortunately money usaully seems to end up being the bottom line of just about everything.
I don't think lawmakers came up with laws or ordinances that force people to recycle. I have an idea that came about from some company lobbying to get it passed, which in turn, though laws and ordinances, makes consumers work for major companies to save them money, which in turn makes bigger profits.
Call it what you will, recycling is good or recycling is bad, the bottom line is, if someone isn't making money from it, it would be happening.
It's not a bad thing to reuse things or to give people jobs because of it. Of course there are few jobs that someone doesn't profit from.
Tonight, Earth will be in complete alignment with 5 other planets, the moon & the sun ...
In the overall scheme of things, it'll all be here long after we're gone, whether we recycle it or not.
Especially the styrofoam & disposable diapers.
Due to the super gravitational pull from this event look for all sorts of natural disasters.
Keep your head under the pillow tonight.
Styrofoam, disposable diapers AND all those plastic grocery bags that are made from recycled materials, but are not bio-degradable.
CB
Forty-five minutes after sundown is supposed to be when it all takes place, so 45 minutes after sundown, everybody run around your yards naked & when the police show up, say the gravitational pull sucked your clothes off.
& got you drunk.
& that's all you remember.
No matter what anybody else says or thinks they saw ...
Sounds like you are ready for it Rose. Come what may you are going to enjoy it.
What's yer address? No thongs please.
Aspects for Sunday May 20, 2007
Moon in Cancer
Mercury (16° Gemini) Opposes Jupiter (16° Sagittarius)
Mercury (18° Gemini) Square (waxing) Uranus (18° Pisces)
Mars ( 3° Aries) Sesquiquadrate (waxing) Saturn (18° Leo)
Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent, 12% Visible, Age: 3 days 4 hours 32 minutes, Next New: 15/06/2007, 03:14 GMT
Is this what you are talking about Rose?
I see by this something is waxing Uranus.
It's just a shame this can't all happen during a full moon.
Apparently, I live near Jack Coleman! & believe me, if there's anybody in our neighborhood wearing a thong, it's Jack.
It sure as sugar ain't Rose.
teeheehee
ANybody hear about a wreck at Big Otter today? 2 helicopters.
GOOD MORNING!
Every morning, I get up & turn on the news to see what's going on (I think this is a sign of getting old). Every morning, it's the same thing - this person died in a horrible accident, that person died in a horrible house fire, some other person got shot.
This morning, one of the lead stories is 2 boys in Putnam County who were involved in an ATV accident - the older boy died; his younger brother is in critical condition.
The news lady went on to say that the name of the older boy isn't being released, but his younger brother's name is ... (whatever she said). If the name isn't being released pending notification of family, doesn't that say that the news people think the family is too stupid to figure it out?
Isn't there any GOOD news to report?
I guess if you're reading this, you're not a leading story in this morning's doom & gloom, so get out there & have a great day!!
Top of the morning to you too, our purty little butter cup!
There once was a principal whose favorite saying (one of his many, I guess) was, "Suck it up, Butter cup!"
I'd tell you who he is, but he once told me that if he ever saw his name mentioned on this blog, he'd ... I don't think he ever finished that sentence, but the implication of retaliation was undeniable.
Of course, his only weapon is a laser gun & frankly, HE CHEATS.
teeheehee
Boy that gravatational pull surely had its effect on me last nite Ms Rose. I got things that went to the bottom that sure looks as if they will never get back up.
That P you mentioned must have been Lying Link. hehehe
Somehow, I just can't picture Link & me involved in the same game of laser tag.
But I bet he'd cheat, too.
Besides, Link's name has been on the blogs so much, he'd just as well start his own so we can keep up with what's what.
Ya know, duct tape works harder than gravity - just tape up whatever gravity's messed with & you'll be good as new!
teeheehee
OUCH Surely you jest about duct taping me back up
"Question: how does Rose... know that Jack wears a thong, he wears under wear. I would ask myself but, I don't have this site. I think it is Funny, that this person is looking at his ass, thinking he's wearing a thong, she need a pare of GLASSES.
I wonder is she a secret admire of his since she lives near to him.
Ha HA HA......."
Remember Me
When are we as a species going to stop this.....
Oh, Anon @ 3:36, your post is just priceless.
"I'd ask myself but I don't have this site" ... LOL What the heck does that mean??
Actually, I am a fan of Jack's. Anybody who can live the life he's lived & go on to not give a rip about what people think deserves a bit of respect, regardless of what anybody thinks of his lifestyle. When's the last time you thanked a veteran?
Judging by the glimpses of the view sometimes, it might be a fair assumption to think he wears a thong - there's a lot of over exposure going on. Personally, I think it's a public service a lot of people would do well to heed -
CRACK KILLS.
Here's a labor-saving suggestion for that nasty job we're always
putting off.
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal
shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in
the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close
the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty
of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the
toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the "Power-wash"
pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between
the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid
quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be
moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
Yep ole Jack is a VN vet and like many others could care less about the public view or the way others give in to what we have become acustomed to as life and the way its controlled.
Once again it may not look the best in the eyes of others but its all his and on his property and since he owns it why not be able to do as he wants. Not my way of living but if it was I would ask others to respect my wishes.
Jack was never one to follow others or do as others but I know for a fact once upon a time Jack got a lessen in bathing. Should I say with long wooden handled brushes that made hime very clean and pink as a newborn baby. It was called a shower party back in the day but one time was all it took to get him in the habit of taking a shower daily. At least while in the US Military. May not have any effect on him now but it worked back then.
BACK FOR HIS WEEKLY APPEARANCE:
http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1176197&bid=1054157&row=adsum
I SWEAR IVE SEEN THIS GUY AT LEAST 5 OR 6 TIMES
To anon 0800.
Nice sentiments and the way it ought to be and the way it should be. After all we do live in America.
The DNR has a different slant on the "tourist attraction" on Camp Creek Hill though.
$140,000 fine suspended.
60 days in CRJ 40 days suspended. Starting May 29th.
It's plain why they used long handled brushes.
Finally WV is above average.
The price of regular unleaded gasoline hit a record three-dollars, 44-cents across much of West Virginia today.
Triple-A says the statewide average is at three dollars, 22 cents. That's up 33 cents from a month ago. Nationally, the average price is a record three dollars, 20 cents.
There is a very scary thing going on in the schools right now that all need to be aware of. There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry poprocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards. Kids are ingesting this thinking that it is candy and being rushed off to the E.R. In dire condition. Please instruct your children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc. Please pass this around it could save some family a lot of heartache! They are calling it strawberry meth or strawberry quick.
This is true and can be verified at:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/candymeth.asp
Gas prices suck! Thank God beer is still cheap!
That'll be next, then watch em really whine.
The other day, I noticed a gallon of milk was over $4 at WalMart.
Cigarettes are $4-$5 a pack.
Will you be giving up your milk or your smokes to pay for your gas?
anybody know the fighting girls on AWs website?
I do.
I'll keep smoking and buy my milk at Krogers, where it's routinely below $3 and often less than $2.50/gal. But I'd probably even give up the smoking if I could still afford the beer and gas.
Instead of making fuel from vegetable oil, we need a plan to make fuel out of recycled beer.
Recycling & independence from oil in one fell swoop.
Man did you see the three stooges on AW's homepage. Wheres the KKK when you need them?
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