On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...
An illegal bonus, a ride around town in the company truck & an alibi ...
The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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Yeah, I know it's 13 days 'til Christmas ...
THIRTEEN DAYS 'TIL CHRISTMAS!!
My true love gave to me: a tongue lashing for smoking behind the building.
He Rose, since you got that big , illegal Christmas bonus, how bout you takin all of us down to GO-MART for chicken livers for Christmas dinner?
WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!
We gotta get it voted in in a backdoor, illegal meeting first. Ah, heck, it'll just come through without a vote ...
Chicken livers & YooHoo's for everybody!! (I'd spring for the Red Bull, but I think everybody's about spastic enough this time of year ... BAHAHAHAHA LOL)
Clay County schools will be letting the kids out at 10:30 this morning, due to a water line break.
I know a couple of kids who are willing to donate to the fund to make sure the water isn't on tomorrow, either ... LOL
I think lack of funds is what keeps the water off.
Those boys better hold on to their piggy banks.
understand that Marys boy got arrested and is turning in murder mountain folk
This might not be some thing she can screw him out of
some one will be firin up the chipper soon
he wouldnt be missed
and a parched rose inema tree
Mary ... Mary ... Mary ... Who??
I'm coming up with a lot of Marys, but none with any songbirds in the family ...
On the 2 day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nothing! Cause she's married to my best friend ,Joe!
Jelich??????
nothings better then the Clap or aids
I believe Mary is MH from ambulance service her son DH was recent arrested and let go for stealing a dozer he is always in some sort of trouble
but if it is true he might not be able to walk way from this
heard he is singin bout every thing
at least that is the Mary i came up with
Jelich.? dont make me laugh. That would mean Rhonda is the object of someones affection.
Dude looks like a lady:
http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1032464&bid=1441078&row=adsum
I don't think that chick is who Trace is talking about when he sings, "You're One Hot Mama ..." LOL
Seems like just about the time we think Murder Mountain is going to die a quiet death (pun intended!), it's right back in the news again.
Hey Rose, what's the action up your way, the scanner's been a yap'n a quite a bit.
It has?? I musta missed it all, what with the hustle & bustle of supper & Judge Judy & whatnot ...
Should I lock my doors & let the dogs loose or put out the "This house protected & Captain Morgan & Jack Daniels" ... oh, wait. That's for something totally different. I meant "This house protected by Smith & Wesson" ... BAHAHAHAHA LOL
Rose, you just plain tickle me at times. If ya could handle a 9mm, and ya probably can, I'd vote for ya for sheriff. Any body wanta second that?
I do! I do!
CB
I just google searched murder mountain in Clay Co. Wv. and by golly, right there you was, Rose.
When the big boys take their guns to the yard, I don't stay on the porch, I'll tell ya that! But I don't think I have enough girth for sheriff just yet. Gimme a few years. teeheehee
You saw me on Murder Mountain?! Daggone it! See, CB, I told you my memory was shot - I was wanderin' around on Murder Mountain (probably with the Captain & Mr. Daniels) & done got Googled!! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!
If you was up on murder mountain Id say your memory was the ONLY thing to get shot.
There aim seems to be a little bit off up there accordingn to the local news reports
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squalking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story? ....
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!
Only in Clayberry
Especially when an old fart falls on a pinecone.
Here's some irony to start your day ....
Kanawha County BOE has decided to start drug testing of it's bus drivers & anybody who handles medication. But not it's teachers.
In other news, the Mitchell Report is out, letting us all know which pro ball players are hopped up on steroids.
The news media isn't outraged over the teachers not being drug tested, but boy! are they distressed about the doped up pro ball players!
"These are the people who influence our young people! These are the people our youth looks up to & mimics! It's disgraceful!"
The sad, sad truth here is that Barry Bonds has far more influence on our young people than teachers do. Teachers don't help dispute that when they hoot & holler about what an outrage it is that somebody wants to test them for drugs.
I think the moral of the story is to ... never mind. There are no morals anymore.
the green shirts were visiting MH seems there is truth that her son is a snitch
maybe MH should have checked out what they do to snitchs in lock up
D is singing like a bird
bet we see more of him in the courthouse
aint the first time he ratted out people, remember the meth lab in his car
Whats he singing about?
Two roosters running around the barn yard.
For a smart-alec remark, that is actually really funny!
Thank ya very much!
That is still funny all over again this morning! *chuckling*
The green shirts don't visit MH for snitching or for stitching either.
Everyone ready for a big snow storm or flooding depending on which weather forecast you watch.
Here are some Christmas observations, based on my most recent shopping experience ....
- Mall employees aren't supposed to wish you a "Merry Christmas" yet the music blasting in every store is Christmas music ...
- WalMart (where everything is so cheap because it's all made by starving abused children in China) doesn't give a rip about political correctness - all the employees there wish you a Merry Christmas. But you can't hear them over the blaring Christmas music.
- It's much more fun to buy gifts for people you like.
- It's way more fun to buy gifts for *yourself*!
- When you can't decide what to buy somebody, just buy chocolate covered cherries. Then, when they don't like them, they'll open the box, offer you one & you can "accidentally" eat the whole box!
WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!
I love the way you think Ms Rosey and I hate the false smiles and merry faces people put on this time of year, trying to be ever so nice when they would slit your throat in a heartbeat.
Commercialized Christmas is the worst thing I have ever witnessed in life and hardly anyone knows what Christmas is even about any more. Decorations are up and ready to go a month before Thanksging comes around and people have gotten so all Christmas is about is how many lights and how much money you can spend on junk that nobody even cares about having anyway. I see even the county Atheist is even benefitting from the events and hooplaa but yet they don't believe in anything.
Saw an email about Atheist holiday the other day and LUVED it as some judge made it very plain that their holiday was April Fools Day and explained that anyone stating their was no God was a fool therefore their Holiday has been declared. What should we do to decorate for April Fools DAy now that Christmas is so near, after all Wal Mart will have Valentines Day chocklate on the shelf next week. MERRY CHRISTMAS to ya
any perdictions for school outages tomorrow?
I predict 2 hour delays everywhere ... & lots of kids just plain taking the whole darn day!
I know two kids who won't be taking the whole darn day!
LOL!
CB
no school in Clayberry they got the grass covered in town and the kids can't get to school. Out in the country theres close to two inches on the ground so they will be able to go to school ok. Just the town kids can't make it
Do you believe every thing you read? To the last Anon!!!!! If so there is no school for the town of Clayberry......
Word on the street is Santa is making his rounds this year in a Volvo!
Did you know this?
There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me.
What in the world do leaping lords, French hens,
swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out
of the pear tree have to do with Christmas?
Today, I found out.
From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were
not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone
during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics.
It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning
plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each
element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality
which the children could remember.
-The Partridge in a Pear tree was Jesus Christ.
-Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.
-Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love.
-The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.
-The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.
-The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation.
-Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit--Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership, and Mercy.
-The eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes.
-Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit--Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, and Self Control.
-The ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments.
-The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.
-The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles' Creed.
So there is your history for today. This knowledge was shared with me and I found it interesting and enlightening and now I know how that strange song became a Christmas Carol...
Merry (Twelve Days of) Christmas Everyone.....
The green shirts were visiting MH the other night.Saw them myself talking in the lobby area with MH, looking really concerned.
This has nothing to do with anything, but I just have to share it.
Just as I was getting to Clendenin this morning, I got stopped by a flagman. There was an endloader (or whatever), digging out the ditch & another flagman standing there at the bridge.
Now, the DOH people always have on blaze orange or something, to let you know they're standing there in the middle of the road.
Both of these dudes had on CAMOFLAUGE, head to toe ... LOL
I hope their wardrobe decisions aren't the best ones they make this week .... BAHAHAHAHA LOL
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4130053047771241684
And that's worse than what George W. has done?
If your looking for saints for President you not getting one. Not even with that Morman.
Differencw Between Jesus and Santa
Santa lives at the North Pole ...
JESUS is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh ...
JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
Santa comes but once a year ...
JESUS is an ever present help.
Santa fills your stockings with goodies ...
JESUS supplies all your needs.
Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ...
JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then enters your heart when invited.
You have to wait in line to see Santa ...
JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.
Santa lets you sit on his lap ...
JESUS lets you rest in His arms.
Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, what's your name?" ...
JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.
Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ...
JESUS has a heart full of love.
All Santa can offer is HO HO HO ...
JESUS offers health, help and hope.
Santa says "You better not cry" ...
JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you."
Santa's little helpers make toys ...
JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.
Santa may make you chuckle but ...
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.
While Santa puts gifts under your tree ...
JESUS became our gift and died on a tree.
It's obvious there is really no comparison. We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about. We need to put Christ back in CHRISTmas, Jesus is still the reason for the season.
AMEN!
Nicely put...Amen
hehehe holidays a liitle better. mary's little a** hole is behind bars....
Thats new,news. Didn't know her Butt was in there too!
And now that young Mr. Young is in jail, and young Mr. hanshaw is there, makes ya wonder who will come out on top.:bound to be bad blood between'm:
Is Mr. Hanshaw the reason Mr. Young is in jail?
Go back to Wed.dec.12,10:27:00pm It say's it all.
Well I for one am glad DH is there,and am sure that MM people will make sure he stays there.MH should be worried cause they dont like snitches in jail.TR should be leaving town to,she also is singing.Cool MM and DH gone for the holidays.
I think AW should be paying me advertising fees, what with everybody coming here, dropping little ditties here & there, whetting the appetite & forcing us all to buy the Communicator to get the rest of story ... LOL
Ya hear that, Andy?? BAHAHAHAHA LOL
LOL!! Good luck with that!
I think we-all should pitch in a penny or two and get them Boys a basket of fruit for the holidays. Good idea,Rose?
Don't you worry bout them boys having fruit now as they will be plums in jail
Just saved another $.70 by reading the Friday issue of the award wining gossip online. Fill in the gaps as for the stolen dozer it belonged to Roger Holcomb in the Bickmore area which happened almost two weeks ago. Now you don't have to spend $.70 to find out who dun it.
I wonder if TR is helping the Green Shirts too.Bet LN kicks her a## soon.
Huh??
Who??
TR is DH's girlfriend
LN is TY's girlfriend
Any one hear about the plan to move a VFD?Heard there might be a bid in.
last time i saw ln she looked too cracked-out to kick anything but the bucket.
Thats sad,too many in Clay are doomed to kick the bucket.TR is about the same all she and DH do is sit on there butts and crush pills to snort.I wonder why MH hasnt taken the little boy,he might be better off with MH.LN is a scapper and she might surprise us all.If there was a fight I still would take LN over TR anytime.TR fights dirty.That is the only way she would win over LN.
IF YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT,
FIGHT TO WIN!
Fight with your mind not your hands.
TR and LN are fighters.Maybe Clay should make it a pay per view event.Money can pay there guys jail bill.A good cat fight is over due.
DH is getting booty banged Im sure. Sad thing is I think he likes it.
Well he was a pain in alot of peoples butts here in Clay, so turn about is fair play. I feel sorry for his kid.
Did ya notice that Mr. Hanshaw is in the Tygart Valley Regional jail today?
Wonder what happened to the 3 m counts on him from Clay Co.
Charges possibly dropped due to the fact he snitched on TY.Also moved due to threats.NOBODY LIKES A SNITCH!!!!!!
nobody likes a snitch. especially those who are guilty.
Nor does anybody like a liar.
Unless, of course, the liar is YOU, in which case you're probably your own best friend.
Well put!
Better a bad best friend than no best friend at all? >; D
They had a court hearing Friday on Young jr and a Adam Gray came up as turning on them for stealing dozer. He from Maysel Steve & Joretta Gray boy
does that mean Gray is actually the snitch instead of Hanshaw.
This is the same Adam Gray that was to be the MODEL like his sister. Joretta and Mary worked at ambulance service together do you think it was in the water.
why is it sounding like on this blog that being a snitch is worse then the stealing of someone elses property.
LOL It starts in elementary school - a kid can get away with another kid's coat/pencil/calculator but let somebody tattle & the whole class goes down. I've seen it happen.
ONLY 2 MORE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!!
Hanshaw snitched, Adam is getting a break because he is still a minor.Moved Hanshaw because HE snitched and they are protecting him from Young in jail.Hanshaw snitched on more than the dozer.Maybe insurance has something to do with the theft.Isnt Hanshaw related to the guy who owns the dozer?
Lets all wish the hill monster a merry Christmas, cause she might not have such a happy new year.
MH is Rh's sisterinlaw by ex marriage but they are all in cahoots together anyway. Yep a snitch is worse then the thief til they get caught. Its a shame but birds of a feather flock together and rats abondon a sinking ship long before it goes down.
Hill Monster?
Who is she?
Adam Gray is 22 years old not a minor.
lessee Rose lives on a hill maybe its her.
Bill Clinton said if his wife wins the oval office, he will be the first, First Laddy. Got that off cnn.news! Make your vote count, vote Obama.
And it could be Big Foots mate!
Is that capitol hill?
Take your pick.
LOL I hate it when I can't keep up!
I do live on a hill & I have been known to be a bit of a monster, but I'd hate like h*ll to be compared with THE Hill Monster! EGADS!! LOL
Ya know, I think everybody should get 2 votes - one for & one against. Every negative vote would void out a positive one. That way, the losers would have less of a chance of winning. Great idea, huh?!
Neither one of them are any good. Don't vote ass vote elephant.
And if you had your chance,anon, you probably would vote for g w bush for a third term. Talk about a a$$.
Make your vote count, vote Obama.
We have enough problems with Muslims in this country and around the world and you would vote to put one in the white house.. Let him go back to where he came from with enough crack, crank and meth they will eventually kill theirselves out and maybe take the Clintons with them. Haven't they cost Americans enough already without putting her on the taxpayers backs for life also?
So what has bush done, the sorry son of @ *%&$#.
anyone but clinton!!
Bush has keep the economy going good and my welfare check comes on time. Used to be when Clinton was in you didn't know if you would get it this month or have to wait til nest.
We had 8 years of Clintons I don't think the USA could stand anymore and I know Clintons Lawyer friends can't take mych more as the ones they couldn't buy they got with a hit man. Glad I am not a friend of them two.
Criminal!!!!!
Hope that DH has a very booty holiday.Know his g/f will.She is already banging a neighbor.Good for her.
Probably not too bad for the neighbor, either.
We've moved on ... come join us on the new post!
Clay County schools will be letting the kids out at 10:30 this morning, due to a water line break.
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