The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the grass is green, the trees are in full bloom ... it's supposed to be 70 degrees today!
A girl can dream, can't she?
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Seems like it'd be a lot easier to just list the schools that are open today as opposed to the ones that are closed. The list would be a heap site shorter!
Forget school, bring on the 90's then it can warm up some.
Nothing but blue sky's from no on.
My weather report says snow Sat. till Wed.
As it happens every week it seems snow will be here to stay the entire month of Feb. Hopefully the first two weeks of March will also be bad so we can get those super warm days halfway through the month.
It will probably snow all of next week as what comes on mondays is the pattern for the entire week.
No school in Clay for Friday? 3 to 5 inches again tonight.
School Closings
Victoria's Secret Saga
Why should Poopy be upset?
Probably not the only male working in the courthouse wearing women drwars.
I would be upset if I was buying them for somebody else besides my bride.
Woooooo Hoooooo for sure.
I think Poopy is going to kill Mr Waddel or give him a bunch of tickets. He sounds real mad. Wonder if his wife knew about that Secret's account? Bet she does now
Poopy should be glad he is only making the news here in Clay County for such a thing as lacy lingerie purchases. He could very well join his law enforcement brethren in the Watchdog section of the Gazette. God (and everyone else) knows there are plenty of opportunities for him and at least one of his pathetic underlings to make the news there.
If the Sheriff had an ounce of sense & nothing to hide, his reaction would've been to puff up & brag about what a hottie he's married to & how their marriage is still in the honeymoon stage & yeah, he buys her Vic's Secret stuff, so what?
His reaction was much different. Certainly makes one wonder why he's so defensive about it.
30 ... some ... days til spring!!
How many days till election?
Elections?
Ain't gonna make no difference.
Trash in, trash out.
Same as always.
Dem or Rep, don't matter.
All crooks.
Methinks the USPS person had a nefarious plan to put that mail in AW's box by "mistake".
Instead of creating that public display of ignorance why didn't he just pull AW over kick his tail light out and give him a ticket as he has been known to do that in the past?
Maybe now that he's discovered soft, frilly undergarments, he's changing his image accordingly.
Having silk up your a** instead of somebody's head will make anybody a nicer person.
U,all might be onto something here with Pooopy,but a cor'set to hold that Huge belly in is probably the secret Victoria is sending.
If Poopy's belly is the secret Victoria's keeping, she ain't keepin it very good.
ARE YOU A CRACK WHORE?
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CHECK FOR ANY OF THESE DEAD GIVEAWAY SYMPTOMS:
Cover Girl should check the jail websites for "Before" pictures & then wow us with the "After."
I wish the jail site had a 'next' button.
Oh the poor thing. Somebody should help her.
jails and elections are interesting, but but, I wandered, found another subject to explore and there I have the trace of a historical novel, a book, my favorite kind. titled, guess what, CHEROKEE ROSE. A cherokee legend about the trail of tears. Now our Rose must have some indian blood because she sounds a little wild at times. reminds me of the native wild rose we have here, a beautiful flower.. havn't seen one for years. the yellow rose of Texas one of my favorite songs.
Just the thought of Poopy picking out Secret garments send cold chills up my back
Happy Valentine everyone. 6-8 more inches woweeeeeeeeeeeee
ls for CCC dumb but honest and independent. cherokee Rose for vice manager. Ms Loup for co. manager. Fran for PR manager. Arlene for consultant. who for cookie and to spread the shhhhhhbutter.
If you look out your window you will see what Valentines Day really is. No don't look at the freakin snow, look up, high in the sky. Although it has evaded us for months now. ITS CALLED SUNSHINE can you believe it????
Anon, as Fate would have it, I do, indeed, have quite some bit of Cherokee blood - on my mom's side. My dad brings Irish heritage. Mix that much wild blood up & I never had a chance ... >;)
Blue skies & sunshine!! Just goes to show what a hateful witch Mother Nature is - just a little glimpse of optimism before the GOTCHA AGAIN, SUCKA!!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!
hey Rose maybe you can tell me where them four barrels of coins that your ancestors buried are. reckon maybe you could have an heirship in them. understand the cherokees are a matriarchal society.
It became a Matriarchal society when the women found out the men wouldn't cook.
don't mind cooking, myself, it's washing them dishes that I hate.
got a line on 8 kegs of coins now 4 in WV, four in Kentucky. think i'll retire and hunt treasure.
there's treasaure in that there CCC race $24,000 think they said for part time job. $.45 mileage. republican ballot open I think.
Da da da Damned Republican'ts
Thought I couldn't get it out at first.
Well. Here it is a holiday for me & yet I'm up at the regular time just so I can get my kids up & out the door on what *used* to be a holiday for them, too. Good grief.
morning Rose, everyone. did a canvas of the usual haunts. boring. since Rose is part Cherokee , maybe we could have a savage convention sometime. whoopeeeeeeeee big foot and injuns throw in a darkie or two and what do we got? civil war thats what.
whatever happened to georges blog?
Is it Republican'ts or Republiwon'ts?
It's Republicraps.
Ah just sing out what you have been brainwashed to be DUMOCRAT!!! Thats all you have heard all your life, all through school because the teachers are afraid if they don't preach it into your head they will loose their jobs.
I think every person that reads AW's crappy garbage knows Dumocrats are the perfect few .
Ok, y'all get all the political stuff out of your systems - once we leave this thread, we're leaving the Demodummy/Repubmoron stuff behind.
Politics bore me. >;)
Sure would hate to "loose" my job.
Clay County Schools are closed for Tuesday, February 16, 2010 due to weather conditions.
Just think if we had someone run the show with brains this would have been announced at 5 A.M.
If you're not one, then you must be the other, right?
Wrong.
Pin these people down on what they stand for.
Then, vote for the person, and what they believe in, not the party.
Register "no political affiliation".
Send a message to the politicians.
All of them.
what diffrence does it make to announce at 5 or 7? closed is closed.
Morning Rose, y'all.
got an email fellow appears to be wanting to trade 45 mil USD for some AU. you know anyone with some AU. fellow out in minneapolis keeps wanting to sell me some. wanta conference, I need a sexretary.
LOL I got an email to that effect - forwarded it on the FBI. They love that kind of stuff.
Snow, snow, snow. Just a few more months & it'll all be nothing but a memory, but boy, oh, boy, making this memory isn't nearly as fun as others I've made!
don't know that anything is illegal. can they put you in prison for an implied money trade?
Well, here's one of the scam's I've gotten recently. There's been a whole rash of 'em lately:
FROM THE DESK OF MR.HASSAN GAMA
The Head Of File And Auditing Department, African Development Bank (A.D.B).
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso( West Africa).
REMITTANCE OF US$11,300,000.00
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE.
This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however, it's just my Urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction.
I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso in West Africa and currently holding the post of director Auditing and accounting unit of the bank.
I have the opportunity of transferring the left over Funds ($11.3 million) of one of my bank clients who died in a plane crash.
Hence, i am inviting you for a business deal where This money can be shared between us in the ratio of 50/40 while 10% Will be mapped out for expenses. I will like to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free, WHILE Further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I Receive your return mail.
Meanwhile the World Bank Group has mandated the AFRICA DEVELOPMENT BANK BURKINA FASO to release this unclaimed fund immediately the nex of kin is discovered with due application.
This payment will be effected through Swift Telegraphic Transfer incunjunction with the sopport of the world bank. Your Urgent response is needed for immidiate transfer of this fund to you. Pls Respond through my alternative email address(hassan_gama@sify.com) for easy and better access.
(FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESEND IT TO ME).
1) Your Full Name..........
2)YourAge..................
3) Marital Status..............
4) Your Cell Phone Number…………..
5) Your Country………………........
6) Your Occupation...............
7)YOUR SEX................
8) Your Religion..................
What boggles my mind is that people actually respond with this info, thinking they're going to actually get some free money. Good grief.
my response to my email, what's on your mind?
hey you know Rose i'm kinda ignorant sometimes. when I first joined the service, i'd lived so far back in the hills, they gave me a tooth brush,I thought it was for brushing the cow s++t from under my toe nails. they played taps at night, I grabbed for my M1 thought it was a new breed of wildcat. they gave me some pineapple, I wondered what they had used to pickle it with.
That pink envelope picture was taken by a different camera than what AW uses. An Olympus digital camera. Looks like Andy only got the picture not the actual envelope.
Any Olympus digital cameras for sale cheap?
So how come no one mentioned about a truck hitting a school bus this morning? The kids swear it happened! No mention on AW's site either...does that mean it never happened?
All depends on who did it.
AW uses a Sony camera.
Adrian Monk
What kind of discerning eye do you have to possess to tell what kind of camera took a picture?
Who the hell is AW?
guess everyone's sleeping in this morn. can't find anything interesting. everying SNAFU.
fellow must have gotten rid of his USD aint herd no more.
one restaurant closes down, another starts up, or does one put the other out of customers, customers who rush from one to the other. has anyone counted the food dispensories around Clayberry lately. If we had as many outhouses as we do food dispensors Clayberry people wouldn't be so full of ''it.
Ho hum another day.
The only thing you need is how to use a computer. Save it to your desktop, right click on it and choose properties.
Adrian Monk
AW is that cute little feller whut looks like Benjamin Franklin.
WTF is an Adrian Monk? HTF did we get a monk in Clay?
hmmmmmmmmmmm monk, about as close as you can get to being a monkey without spelling it out.
Yeah that would be the key.
None of these food dispensers haven't figured out yet the no one eats in Clay the second two weeks of the month.
TODAYS JAILHOUSE HOTTIE:
She really is!
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Hmmm, Adrian Monk.
Reads like a coded message to a Clay terrorist sleeper cell.
There has been only one convicted terrorist around these parts in years,
Just an old dangel dick now.
Clayberry is safe.
To all you folks in Clay that don't have TV's, Adrian Monk is a TV detective.
Clayberry won't be safe as long as randy and andy is feudin'.
Randy should be feuding with the perp that gave Andy the picture.
hey Rose you still there. that there little email I sent you started the dogs barking all the way to Hong Kong. sleep well. tomorrows a new day.
I SEE IT!!
I SEE IT!!
Adrian Monk is
Iran am ok on.
In code.
Broken English Code.
Or is it
I ran a koon, ma.
Call Homeland Security.
Tell em we got under control here.
Sterling Archer
Not balls,
Squishy peanuts.
Lo Wang (The Shadow Warrior)
Sounds like cabin fever to me.
Keep running those koons.
Is silver archer another code?
You can get out today.
Adrian Monk
Whatever.
School's in session & on time!! Ol' Rose is ready to blow this popsicle stand!
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!
Never can be too sure.
Them tourists, I mean terrorists are everywhere.
Heard they hit an IRS building down in Texas.
Nah, he weren't no terrorist.
He was an American and not muslim.
That makes him a crimminal.
Only towelheads is terrorists.
TODAY'S JAILHOUSE HOTTIE:
http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1238130&bid=2907837&row=adsum
What do you say to woman with two black eyes??
Nothing.
Ya done told her twice.
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Roane County girls will make you itch.
Logan County girls will make you ooze.
Boone County girls will black your eyes.
Clay County girls will steal your booze.
Still hard to make a silk purse out of a sows ear. In other words a fluzy is still a fluzy no matter what name you put on her.
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