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When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Today is the first day of the rest of your life ...

Which means if you didn't make the most of yesterday, you almost blew it.

46 comments:

sherlock said...

what do we talk about till the fall election? Is the gossip about the relocation of the high school true? also about Cunningham motors? both seem to be attempts at keeping the public from knowing what's happening. The auction at Clay and the cunningham motors deals are ideas first put forth by Burley Bragg and were stolen. Typical freemason operations.

Anonymous said...

So who was that advertising their upcoming candidacy for sheriff?

Can't be Dave. He's on the School Board.
Can't be Joe. He'd have to arrrest his own family.

I bet it's Fran or Pete.

Anonymous said...

If they plan on throwin the bums there now, out, they got my vote.
Throw the bums out!
I see some of the bums didn't get thrown out last week.
Guess somebody thought they weren't bums.

Anonymous said...

That don't mean they ain't.

Anonymous said...

When thinking about our possible new sheriff, think unit 6.
He just came back from the war
Poopy protected his job
He lives in legg land
Yep, Poopy will replace more Poopy!

Anonymous said...

think sheriff. think DJE, think hatchet man. think snoopy poopy par excellence. think first class evader of the truth. the dark evader as HIGH SHERIFF.

Anonymous said...

Now who would say such a thing as that?

Anonymous said...

It didnt say anything about freemasons,so it wasnt Burley.

ROSE said...

I think I might run for sheriff this time around.

Anonymous said...

Rose, are you up for packing a heater?

ROSE said...

Well ... I might have to do some weight training, but I'm pretty sure I can at least do as well as ... anybody else ... in a foot chase.

AND! This weekend I discovered I can still do cartwheels. Not just one - several in a row! Didn't break anything, didn't sprain anything, didn't fall & bust my head.

I still got it. >;D

Anonymous said...

That smokin hot body of Rose could stun me any time, if'n she be the Sheriff.

sherlock said...

who is that Specht woman in jail today from Clay co. seven felonies WOW shes big time. never heard of her before.

Anonymous said...

I think she's actually from Webster Springs.

Anonymous said...

Do like the present company shoot first ask questions later.

Anonymous said...

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I , and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Anonymous said...

Don't believe that one can be beat.

Anonymous said...

Yes it can be beat:: They sent Clark Samples to build the bridge.

Anonymous said...

Clark is pretty tight with God.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah that's funny.
(note sarcasm)

Anonymous said...

If anyone has a problem with Robert Belt they can call the lawfirm Maroney Williams Weaver and Pancake at 304-346-9629 this law firm would love to take any complain on Belt they are representing David Morton and have been in Clay talking to individuals with a problem with Belt. Save someone else and call now.

Anonymous said...

I think things will be getter when Miles Slack is sherrif.

Anonymous said...

I thought he was part of the problem.
Or at least part of the regime.

Anonymous said...

don't Slack have a belt?

Anonymous said...

They all kiss A$$, good ol boys club

Anonymous said...

Be careful y'all might get belted.

Anonymous said...

Sat May 22, 08:44:00 AM

He won't be sheriff if I can help it and alot of others in the county.
He is part of the problem we have now. No law enforcement in this county because they are crooked as the crooks are.

Greg from Maysel said...

Lawn Mower Olympics Race
Sunday May 30th 12:30pm
Old Fas-check Parking Lot.
300 Main Street Clay
No Entry Fee
Stock and Modified Classes
Prizes for each event won.
Most events won gets the trophy!
Bring yer mower, have some fun!

www.lawnmowerolympics.com

Anonymous said...

Bad news for school kids KT will tan your hides.

ROSE said...

Maybe he'll allow donkey basketball games at the high school again. Remember those? That was back in the days when there was a circus that came to the high school, too ... back in the days when Clay still had a fair.

Yeah, people used to ride asses around the gym floor with pride. There's a lot of room for jokes in there somewhere ...

Another beautiful 90 degree day with no AC at the Cantrell house! WOOO HOOOO!! It's going to be a looooong, hot summer ...

Anonymous said...

For all intents and purposes the circus is still there.

Anonymous said...

so are the asses

Anonymous said...

yep more asses to the circus.

Anonymous said...

That will change come the beginning of the year.
We threw the bums out, right?

ls said...

I thought it was a good idea.

Anonymous said...

Oh, go eat lots of pasta.

Anonymous said...

How about pasta e fagioli?

ROSE said...

Well ... maybe it's time to come up with another topic already??

Anonymous said...

Support your dead ancestors and if they are all still living go support a Veteran by pulling weeds of their grave or even put a little dirt in the sunken ones after all they are why we are free to do what we do. Happy Memorial weekend to all and be safe. If you think its another excuse to drink beer then you have drank to much already.

Anonymous said...

What ever became of the Chinese restaurant at the triangle? They got as far as painting the front of the old Ginos.

Anonymous said...

If you were Chinese, would you move to Clay?

Anonymous said...

Definitely not. And I wouldn't paint the front of a building either to kill my time.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the roaches scared them off.

Anonymous said...

Come on, the roaches ain't any bigger here than anywhere else.
Ok, maybe they're bigger in Africa.

Anonymous said...

we got bigger donkies here.

Anonymous said...

Yeah bigger a$$es too.