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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Hypothetically Speaking ...

Say there's this bully. And say this bully's last name is a popular one in the town where you live. You know the type - one of those names that never seems to get in trouble or get caught doing anything wrong. He's everything his parents were when they were the same age & still continue to be, just on a different level.
Now, say this bully - in the way of bullies everywhere - chooses much smaller kids(just "regular" kids, not ones in his exclusive little clique) as his targets. Say, too, that this bully has friends who are just like him, who always seem to be close by to collaborate his story and/or make sure that when it's 5 against 1, the 1 can't possibly win.
How do you deal with the bully?

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

woodshed

Anonymous said...

Turpintine allways works.

Anonymous said...

Call his parents and tell them to "bust his a**"

>; D

Anonymous said...

The [1] should carry a pocket tape recorder.

ROSE said...

My mom always had creative ways to deal with "punks" - which was her universal word for anybody unsavory.

One of my favorites was "strip him down butt nekid & run him down a giant razor blade dipped in alcohol."

I'd never contemplate doing something like that to anybody, of course ... outside the deepest darkest recesses of my own mind, that is. BAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

If the bully is male, have a subscription of a fag mag sent to his neighbors house with his name on it....

Anonymous said...

You could do like one concerned parent did this weekend.
When an adult was picking on his young son, this father went directly to the tormentor and tactfully but effectively kicked the shit out of him.

ROSE said...

Sometimes, I guess you just have to go straight to the source.

Do you think it means anything that "cupid" rhymes with "stupid" ??

Anonymous said...

Rosie cantrair, nice day to go dilly dip'n in the tad pole hole, would'n ya say?

ROSE said...

'twas indeed a beauteous day! If you didn't dip your dilly today, though, you might wanna wait - it's supposed to be in the 30s Wednesday night!

Rosie. LOL That cracks me up. Nobody calls me Rosie anymore but ... well, my favorites, I reckon.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking that most people (not me of course) are at work...working.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking that most people (not me of course) are at work...working.

Anonymous said...

SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Anonymous said...

echo echo sorry about the double post

ROSE said...

Ok, here's a little something ...

I got the new Bob Seger CD (with the duet with Kid Rock). Anybody else heard it?

Apparently, Bob's not growing old at the same rate I am ... which I guess means he'll just continue to keep me young.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

ROSE said...

Here's another little something.

Did you know that 1 of those little tins of sardines has 2 servings in it??

The boneless skinless ones have 7 grams of fat & 350 mg of sodium per serving. Double that for pigs like me who eat the whole can & ... oh, wait! Redemption!! They've got calcium, iron AND vitamin A! Why, that's almost a health food!!

Anybody gotta cracker??

Anonymous said...

Speaking of crackers...I ain't sayin' nothing. But you know what I'm sayin'!!!!

SmileyTD said...

That new Bob Seger CD is pretty good. I've listened to it about 7 or 8 times, but haven't yet picked which is my favorite tune. The Seger/Kid Rock duet, "Real Mean Bottle", definitely rocks! :P It's quite a bit heavier than most Seger tunes...not quite what I was expecting. LOL

SmileyTD said...

Oh...I forgot something. (This is for SB.)

:|

LOL

ROSE said...

I haven't picked a favorite yet, either. I thought it was going to be more ... mellow, I guess. & all the songs have a deep message of some sort. I kinda liked the shallow stuff he used to sing. ;)

But Bob's Bob & even if he was just singing the ABC's, I'd still love it.

Anonymous said...

Maybe someday when he feels like a letter instead of a number.

SmileyTD said...

LMAO @ Innocent Bystander. :P

Yeah, Rose...I was looking forward to that laid back side of his music, too. This album is definitely NOT like that. LOL However, I do like it and the more I listen, the better it sounds. Kinda' grows on ya'. :)