If you're counting on those tax write-offs, you better hurry
& get those babies squeezed out,
those marriage certificates signed
& those million$ given away!
Time's a-runnin' out!!
The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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Hey I get to be first!!!
Happy New Year everyone!
Don't drink and drive!!!
CB
Is it corn beef and cabbage thats supposed to bring you luck if you eat it on new years?
Yes! Heavy on the cabbage, loaded down with shiny new quarters! Or at least that's the way my grandma always did it. I think the quarters were our pay-off for the gas cabbage always gave Grandpa ... LOL
Do your drinking at somebody else's house & spend the night. For a variety of reasons ... BAHAHAHAHAHA
What's with all the Booz commercials on tv? Drink responsibly, one shot and your over the limit.
They should change that law because who wants to have just one drink?
"One drink" is such a relative term. Especially if you claim the keg as your "one drink" or your "glass" is a 5 gallon bucket.
But I don't really like to think about drinking & 5 gallon buckets anymore ... BAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
I have seen one drink as a half of a 1/5th of Jack Daniels so one drink may be just a little over board for driving and drinking. Have seen one beer as a falling down drunk also. If you are going to drink responsibly (if there is such a thing) stay home and drink however much you can stand or want.
I hate a drunk almost as bad as a thief.
The Hate word won't get ya to heaven. Did I say that? I hate it when I say nice things.
Close to 14 hours before Waddel drops his ball?
Whats everyone doing to celebrate?
I hate to say it but waiting for Waddel to drop his ball.
The Cantrells are all sitting at home tonight, stuffing ourselves & hoping we can stay awake long enough to ... eat some more. LOL It's a virtual smorgasboard at our house!! YEEEE HAAAAAWWWW!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR, ONE & ALL!!
May it be safe, happy & prosperous for all of us.
& may this be the year I win the lottery & FINALLY make the cover of the Communicator! teeheehee
Hey Rose, check out that old dude in CRJ this evening. He don't look so happy and prosperous. Maybe he is just having a bad hair day?
You Cantrells aren't still feasting on Christmas leftovers are you?? >; D
LOL There looks to be a LOT of real winners at CRJ tonight!!
Oh, my soul, I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be sick of ham, but ... UGH!! LOL Nope, tonight was Appetizer Night - we had it all, man!
Ya know, I think it's a great idea for Charleston taxi services to provide free taxi rides for those who are too stinkin' drunk to drive, but honestly, if you're intoxicated, do they really think you can ask for "Intoxi-Taxi"?? That cracks me up!! LOLOL
Um ... yeah (hiccup) ... I ... uh ... (hiccup) 'scuse me ... needa 'toxi .. um .. intosicate .. tinoxa .. can I rav a hide, please? LOLOLOL
Haven't been drunk in a long time Ms Rose but when I was I would not have known a phone number to call the cab let alone the secret Drunks code for a ride. Wonder what Genuis thought that up?
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Speaking of a bad hair day, there's a guy in CRJ this morning from Webster County that takes the New Year Award.
His hair is a little thin, but I sure wish I could get that sort of volume from my hair!!
LOL How much y'all wanna bet that picture shows up all over the internet as Alan Alda's mug shot?
Kinda favors my great great gran-ma!
Now looks are only skin deep. My grandma could slop a hog faster than you could kick a stump, now theres a women for ya.
Dag gum if it ain't pourin the rain down down out there right now, lausey mercey!
I don't who p*ssed off the weather gods to the point where they're offering the possibility of a snow day smack on the heels of a 12 day "vacation," but I for one am not the least bit pleased about it!! LOL
You're looking at it all wrong. It's a blessing to have the opportunity to spend more quality time with your children and perhaps empathize with those who are not so fortunate to be able to do so.
Yes, yes, it is. My mistake, as usual.
NO SCHOOL FOR CLAY TODAY
YIKES! I just went to the WV "official school closings" site - 44 of WVs 55 counties are listed & of those 44, 35 counties have no school today (the other 9 have delays). I'm guessing the 11 that aren't listed just haven't "made contact" yet.
Looks like winter has hit WV!
Boy, what I wouldn't give to be in the Caymans right now .... BAHAHAHA
Suppose to be 15* in Saint Pete Fla. tonight. Looks like it's gona be colder than HWL every where.
Ya know, I think all those "oppressed" Iraqi's who don't appreciate our "help" should have to survive a nice US winter .... >;]
50 schools closed today. That's a lot of blessing.
50 counties I mean to say. That's a LOT of blessing.
Rose, if we can't get it squeezed out in time, can we apply for an extension?
LOL Nah, 'cause it doesn't matter. Regardless of whatever "break" you might get *this year*, you're still gonna be paying for years & years & YEARS to come! BAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't believe it's not even 9:00 yet & they've already called a 2 hour delay!! WOOOO HOOOOOO!! I know *somebody* who isn't getting up at 5:30 in the morning!!
Full Name: Blankenship, Justin Issac
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 160 lbs.
Birth Date: 9/1/1989
Gender: Male
Booking Date: 01/02/2008
Facility: Central Regional Jail
Imprisonment Status: Misdemeanor Sentenced
07M521 CLAY COUNTY
Hey! you forgot his ID number.
The vacation got one day longer,cause they didn't plow the roads.
What's special about Mr. Blankenship that he warrants so much info for us?
We saw a plow up this way yesterday & even had a path at one point, but ... no sign of road this morning!
Somebody could be making a mint by renting themselves out as a "personal grocery shopper" to people like me who just aren't willing to trek the tundra in the quest for milk & instant cocoa!! LOL
"What's special about Mr. Blankenship that he warrants so much info for us?" Just in case you missed it, just letting you know that one more of your thugs got arrested. You should feel safer.
It wasn't long ago we had 29 inch's out there,I forget the year.
GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Great game last night!!!!!!!!!
So young AND Blankenship are both out of circulation?
Now THAT is a blessing.
Voo-Doo Huh?
Voodoo. teeheehee
I wish I knew some voodoo. Not that I'd use it, you understand. I just like to broaden my horizons ...
Why Rose! you have already cast a spell on many of us. You are our VooDoo goddess.
Your horizons will broaden soon enough. Or is that verticals that broaden?
Three cheers for our(Queen)!
I doubt if Rose will ever be a broaden'd women!
I was just looking at Andy's pictures on his home page. Is THAT the current price of gasoline that you are paying in Clay County???? $3.25!!!
It seems like its $3.25 all over WV. Thankfully it isn't 8 degrees anymore!
Whats with the announcement on AW news about the baby with three parents. How does that happen?
Is it true that DH got beat up?Heard his face is a mess, and he is hiding out with his mommy.
It means SHE was NOT faithful...
Oh. I thought maybe there was a surrogate dad.
Someone beat DH up with a claw hammer.He don't talk so good now.
Well. I leave town for a few days & miss ... um ...
Ok, so anyway, I left town for a few days ... LOL
We got gasoline in Maryland & "only" paid $2.99 for it!! There was some place out there that was only $2.96, but we forgot where we saw it. teeheehee
Great weather, great trip, GREAT TIME! GREAT COMPANY!! ... & now it's good to be home!
I ain't got the baby thing with two dads figured out yet. Was put in there like it was a community baby. Another screwed up kid to start out with or is it a badge of courage?
Well DH is still hanging at his mommy's.He still is out.His mouth still works.Shame he is free, so he can rob,steal,hit,snitch,lie,write bad checks.Why isnt HE were HE belongs,LOCKED THE F*** UP!!!!!!!!!!
Well, ya know, a lot can happen in the 9 months it takes to brew a baby.
Sounds like DH isn't exactly the most popular dude in Clay these days.
I've always wanted to be a voodoo goddess! Not for the voodoo, mind you ... I just think it'd be cool to wear the voodoo goddess get-up & have weird stuff in my pantry that actually *belongs* there. LOL
Speaking from anotherside, I am a practicing witch and my cabinets have all sorts of interesting things in it. Bright Blessings to you Rose, and you would look hot, hot hot as a Voodoo Priestess.
Smiles
It's 68 degrees at 6 pm ... in January, in WV ... y'all can say what you want about the environment, but I'M LOVIN' GLOBAL WARMING!!
Rose! If you could cast a spell on this confipulating weather, make it like this year around.
Confipulating. I like that word. I'm going to try to work it into some of my conversations.
CB
If I could cast a spell, you can bet manipulating the weather would be at the top of my list! Well, there are a couple of spells I'd rather learn first, but ... it'd still be at the top of my list!
If you see Elvis today, wish him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Doesn't Rose have a birthday coming up?
Happy Birthday,Rose! When ever it is.
LOL Thanks!!
But it's not until June.
I think I'll be 25 again. That was a really good year.
What happened at the High Street Apartments last night, does anyone know?
Someone raisin hewl in apt. no. 4
Have ya noticed that some of the mug shots in the jail system, especially the Southwestern Regional Jail are waaaaaaaaaay too close.
David Hanshaw and pet girlfriend can stay. Mean High Street Apartment manager Joyce told him no rent for 4 months been to court twice you are out one way or other. I will pad lock your apartment Wed 1-9-08 at 6 pm with your stuff in there, Mommy Mary went crying to Magistrate King he gave them another 2 months because David Could not move his stuff because he was in jail. poor poor david wonder how Mommy worked this out.
On the lay-away plan.
Seems like her time would have been better spent moving his stuff herself ... into her own home, where he's probably going to end up, anyway. Let's all go to jail so we don't have to pay our bills! Good deal if you can get it!
Did you see the State of the State Address last night? Ol' Joe had quite some bit to say. I'll just say this - his hair transplant turned out nice.
Are you keeping up with the presidential candidates? Here's some intersting reading - Obama's Church
Remember the lady who made Hillary "cry"?? Remember her? She voted for Obama. Wonder if that made Hillary cry for real?
We're back down to 36 this morning & rain's on the way. Followed by snow as the days wear on ... Oh, ho, hum.
Ooops! Forgot a few keystrokes! LOL Try this one:
Obama's Church
Got an e-mail on that church thing last week from a friend. If that 1/2 Black SOB makes the White House, we will all be dancing like Michael Jackson.
OK, so I'm an idiot. If this one doesn't work, I'm taking it as an omen. LOL
Obama's Church
Put the VooDoo nose twitch on it.
Of all the people in office Hillary Clinton and Bill were the most evil persons ever at the white house until now. Obama is about as bad as it gets and scares the crap out of me to think of the evil and hate Muslims have.
If you are reading this and have not sought out information on them and have not registered to vote as of today, then you should do so very quickly.The upcoming presedential is going to be the most important election of our adult lives. When a woman who left the blood trail from Arkansaw to the white house runs and a muslim not even from the USA runs then you can see the importance of your vote this time round.
Muslims have created Havoc across the world and people want one in the White House?? I would vote for a rabid dog before I would Obama at least there is a cure for rabies, there is nothing but grief after muslims.
Can you explain to me how my vote coincides with the electoral college? That's the way the President has always been elected - by the elctortal college. Those delegates can be bought and sold like stocks on Wall Street. How does my vote count?
It will all be rigged again this time. Rudy will end up as President. Watch and see
WTF...Dh got to stay???FYI he doesn't PAY rnt, he gets PAID to stay there by tax payers.HE and TR need to be REMOVED NOW!They are violent,drug users who have NO clue to be a parent.Someone call DHHR,that poor kid needs to be out of th home,not to mention MM folk will end up killing him.
YOU call DHHR!
To the last comment,I have,seems mommy has connections.MH called DH and told him DHHR was coming and even put food in the house and helped cleanit up BEFORE they called the casework to come out and check.Heard mommy even "helped" him pass a drug test.So don't assume the 1st poster didn't call!DHHR has been out but I guess we need someone "away" from mommy's reach.I suggest the original poster call Charleston DHHR and maybe then something will be done.Seems Clay is forced to deal with his lazy,staeling,drug ways since mommy can threaten,blow and pay his way out of trouble.But then again she is messed in the head.
MH had a brain disease but no big loss!!!!!!!
OMG how can CCAS keep her working if she has a brain disease?I would not let her work on me or even drive the ambulance.
Well MH is related to Chucky and Terry....enough said
WWW.HILLARYTHEMOVIE.COM
If you are trying to decide whether to vote for Hillary or slit your wrists, please slit your wrists.
LOL Yikes!
I think all the politicking going on has finally reached WV - hear that wind??? Tornado watches in KY!
They really need to shut their mouths for awhile or we're all gonna be blown away.
Help from the Warlock;
Obama's hateful church
What's with AW's web cam? It has been showing the same picture for about two days (even when it was dark).
I want to make sure this is posting....
which cam, in front of the paper or the radio one?
Obama's black magic. Once you go black you'll never get back.
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What a bummer! Got it squeezed out in time, filed for a deduction, and now they say it isn't mine. I'd a swore I was there.
WTF HAPPENED IN BICKMORE TODAY?
Don't drink an drive!
Waddel failed to mention the part about the knife. Now could have young Ramsey takin the tahoe at knife point. There was a gas drive off there in the mix also, at Hartland.
Somebody said they saw RH running down the road with a twinkie in his mouth shooting his gun.
Well, ya know, if we lived in the Old West, he'd have just shot the guy on the spot & avoided shooting his horse altogether ...
Not surprised that young Ramsey over powerd(The Man)! Why one day at the court house, a 15 year old girl put him(The Man) and Gene King both on the mat.Belt to the resque.
Every shot fired hit its mark. Too bad he wasn't aiming for the a**hole's head.
Belts an a**
Save a horse,,,shoot a cowboy
Well look's like a race for Commission Peter Mike and David Pierson so far.
A Pierson, a Pierson or more of the same? What a choice.
Looks like I've got an extra 2 hours to get everybody up & fed & out the door ... I reckon that gives me plenty of time to start a new thread, huh?
Just woke up from a dream I was living on the big island Hi. Then to my dismay, reality set in. Rose! is there anything, anything at all you can do about this weather, with those special powers you posses?
Apparently, all my powers were in my brass cojones ... they froze off last week ... LOL
Single digit temperatures by the weekend??? Maybe all those politicians who keep yammering about change, change, CHANGE can change the *&%! weather!! Now *that* would be impressive.
The only change you are going to see is whats left in your pocket, dollars in theirs and dimes or pennies for you.Remember "politician" poli=many tics=blood suckers and they won't rest as long as you got blood and thats a promise.
Rose! sounds like you need some medical attention, I can do CPR
I definitely need some medical attention, but I'm not sure CPR's quite what I need. LOL
I noticed AW wasn't in agreement with the school closing yesterday. I'm glad he's not the one in charge of making the decisions!
As a parent (with a television, watching the weather reports), I personally was glad to see that nobody was taking any unnecessary chances.
I distinctly remember picking my kids up in a raging blizzard one winter because the superintendent didn't have sense enough to err on the side of caution.
You know, a little smooch(cpr) and a hug now a then, is healthy for a body
Don't forget to read the big lead in story over on AW's site to get Fran to run for Delegate. Would that leave her CCC open for replacement by bf AW?
AW and Link on the same side of an issue?
Where's Don Jarvis?
i over heard loretta brown bragging about working for barbara shamberger that cant be true?
AW & Link on the same side of an issue??? LOLOLOL That'd be a painful process to witness. LOL
Booooooooooo!
Stick around and watch how you get a position in Clayberry!
It's easy ,,, just bend over and assume it.
David Walker has run for House of Delegates several times and lost each time. His entering the race assures Clay Co will NEVER have a home delegate
thank you Mr Walker
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ...
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved.....
If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. .............
I just did.........
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