HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

If you're counting on those tax write-offs, you better hurry

& get those babies squeezed out,

those marriage certificates signed

& those million$ given away!

Time's a-runnin' out!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE & ALL!

This Christmas, let's all strive for peace on Earth

& let it begin right here at home.

Let's set aside our petty differences, let's zip our lips against gossip & let us all be thankful for the blessings life has tossed our way.

Or, if we can't do all that, let's at least wish one another

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

yes, I said merry CHRISTMAS because really, isn't "holiday" just HOLY DAY with a typo??

Christmas In Clay County ...

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

An illegal bonus, a ride around town in the company truck & an alibi ...