ATTENTION, HALLMARK!

Ever looked for that perfect card but couldn't find it? Let's do ...

"Cards That Should Be ... But Aren't"

Play That Funky Music, White Boy

Or is that Dirty White Boy?

Long-haired Country Boy?

Dream A Little Dream ....

Do dreams really mean something or are they just the figments of your imagination taking advantage of your unconsciousness?

MEDICAL ALERT!!

Cranial Dungitis is an acute condition in which the cerebrum becomes unnaturally yet firmly embedded within the anal orifice.

Millions of people suffer this malady, yet few recognize the symptoms. Fewer still seek treatment. Many are unaware that they have this disease and that it is slowly destroying their ability to maintain a normal lifestyle. If not treated and properly diagnosed, the condition may become chronic. This condition can be contagious, but no known consistency has yet been determined as to the level of exposure that must be maintained to contract the disease. If left untreated, Cranial Dungitis may result in a permanent excremental thought process.

If you know someone who you believe might have Cranial Dungitis, or if you'd like additional information about this serious pandemic, please contact 1-900-SHT4BRNS.

Recipes, Anyone?

Give a man a loaf of bread and he will go to bed thirsty. Give a man a fishing pole and he will ... beat you with it, leave you for dead & make off with the pole, your truck, your dog & your woman. Is that the way it goes??

Word of the Day ...

Onomatopoeia - the naming of a thing or action by a vocal imitation of the sound associated with it.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

Can't you just feel the love?

Dear Diary ...

We've got almost 47" of snow up here on the mountain & it's still coming down. Drifts up to 6 feet. The dogs are all frozen solid in the front yard. We caged them in with the 4 foot icicles from the back porch so the wolves can't get to them. We were afraid the power would go, so we cooked everything in the freezer, including the corn dogs from 1989. It was like eating an old friend. The water's frozen in the toilet. It's gonna be a long night.

The Lighter Side ...

Just for fun, let's try something new. All you have to do is add a line to the last comment. Remember, try to keep it relatively clean.

4th Quarter; 14-10

The game's almost over & I'm just now acknowledging today is Superbowl Sunday. Obviously, I'm not a big football fan anymore.

Happy February ... (?) (!)

Two more miners die doing what they do; Governor Manchin shuts them all down ...

President Bush wants to make gas from grass ...

Puppies being used as drug smugglers ...

Six more weeks of winter ...