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Friday, July 29, 2011

Lazy, Hazy Days of Summer

DEAR CONGRESS,


Last year I mismanaged my funds and this year my family and I cannot decide on a budget. Until we can come to a unified decision that fits all of our needs and interests, we will have to shut down our check book and will no longer be able to pay our taxes. I'm sure you'll understand. Thank you very much for setting an example we can all follow.



Before you spend,save.
Before you assume, learn the facts.
Before you judge, understand why.
...Before you hurt someone, know where to bury the body.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

That been said, what's the next topic about?

Anonymous said...

Better yet lets just sit back and wait until 2012 then proceed to vote these lifer politician who we the poor people have made very rich while they put the screws to us.

Jay Rockefeller wants to endow the illegal aliens with more free gifts, more money for their education and most of all amnesty for them when they cross the border.

Sorry Jay but thats just not the way to do business for the people of Wv.

Anonymous said...

Who's Rocker feller sucking up to Obama.
The name says it all ILLEGAL Aliens. Lock them up and create a one way bus service to our unprotected border.
You are not going to believe this.
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Anonymous said...

correction;
WElfare Housing Free

Anonymous said...

Ms Rose come on over to the Good Evening Ranch off rt 39 at Summersville Wv today July 31st for some fun in the Mud. WVMRA (Wv mud racing associatiom)points race. Starts at 1:00 P.M.

All the rest blogging here are invited also. CYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous said...

Braxton county fair coming up this weekend at the Holly Gray Park with the mud race on saturday Aug 6.

Anonymous said...

Well it looks like it's already started, Andy Wadell is trying to make Tresa Lane look bad so he can get his other good buddy,Pete Triplett elected to the assessors office.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised there's no comments about this monstrous give away in Tacoma Washington to Koreans, Chinese and Mexican immigrants. While poor people in the rest of the country suffer and do without.

Anonymous said...

I watched the movie on the welfare housing in Washington state and I am afraid I had to turn it off as I have worked, paid my taxes and paid into social security since I was 16 years old. I always had the highest paying jobs I could find and this video sent my blood pressure soaring into places it has never gone before knowing that Jay, Obama, Shelley,Nick and Robert C sold the American people out but yet many will vote the ones running in next years election back into office just because they are on the democrat or republican ticket. They should be voted for on their merits of what they have done for the people but they don't tell anyone how they screwed the people in Wv.

I am not politically correct but I won't vote for any Incumbant period. If you haven't watched the video you are considered one of the sheeple in America is all I can say about it.

Anonymous said...

That's very good advice. If you keep doing the same thing over and over you are going to get the same result every time. 1+1= 2 every time.
Don't vote for incumbents. At least try something new. They might not be for the people either but at least you tried.

I said...

They may not be for the people either, but at least you tried. If their not for the people, it's no worse than what we already got. So we have nothing to loose, but maybe a hell of a lot to gain.

Anonymous said...

10-4 on that. You hear all the bad news all the time but what can you do about it? Once every 4 years cast one vote? I was in the minority last time. So you have to eat it. The Illuminati had a better idea. So that's where we are now. Who would have thunk? I did.

Anonymous said...

How dependant are you on the items bought that are made in China? Check labels at the stores and don't buy Chinese made goods from August 1,2011 until September 1,2011 and see how much you are depending on the inferior goods made in China. If two million people do not buy China made this entire month it will have cost them 8% of their goods sold in America. I am all for stopping the buying of China and Mexico products period.

Anonymous said...

Oh what a relief. No more Chinese restaurants or tacos for at least a month!

Anonymous said...

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with
the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind
the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very
strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had
been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains
in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When
she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought
it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all
be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and
it was determined it waws Bush's fault.

I said...

Mrs Rose you got any spare change?
For the price of ham I had to send the hog on her way.

Anonymous said...

Wonder where that jesabelle's off to this time? No word from Rose in days. Maybe the heat got to her?

Anonymous said...

Have y'all heard of someone being shot and then drowning?

Anonymous said...

No. What did they die from?

Anonymous said...

Callin Rose a jesabelle, I suppose.

Anonymous said...

That's a good way to gitem.
Shoot them then drown them.

Anonymous said...

With the middle age spread and the years piling on Fast, it don't seem like Rose likes to come out and play much anymore.

Anonymous said...

When did she come out and play? I always thought she was a homebody...

Anonymous said...

If you want to play with her you better brush up on your cartwheel skills.

Anonymous said...

Well it nears time to get the old long johns out. Rinse em off, check the back buttons. I'll need a squaw for that ritual.Any takers out thar.

Anonymous said...

They don't got no long johns in jail, and that looks like it's where some of Clay Counties finest is headed for.

It'll be like ol home week for'm,
like a family reunion.

Anonymous said...

If you run into AW this week try to encourage him to move to Mayberry as Clayberry has had about all they can stand of him. Tourism in Clayberry is needed about as bad as another welfare leach.

Anonymous said...

Yeah we get enough tourists at that Delicious Festival to last all year.