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Bomont, West Virginia, United States
When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.

Sunday, January 01, 2012

SEE YA, 2011!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!


MAY 2012 BE FILLED WITH PEACE, PROSPERITY, JOY, LOVE & ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL.


... short of that, I hope it's at least relatively happy.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

The lifeline of Clayberry is at hand but has been canceled for being worked on again this year. Its Rt. 16 Hartland bridge that has been canceled once again for work as it would benefit the people south of the bridge where most of the counties businesses is located. They do intend to have a hearing in Charleston at the capitol complex (of course) as noone there cares about what happens in Clayberry. Get your boots on folks as the BS will flow deep around Charleston the entire year of 2012.

Happy New Year to everyone and get your insulated bikini's out ur gonna need them this week.

Anonymous said...

Somebody turn that blasted snow blower off!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Wonder if it's snowing where Burlys at?

ROSE said...

I wish you could "like" comments here like you can on Facebook - I love that "snowing where Burly is" comment. LOL

Anonymous said...

I don't know if its snowing where Burly is but here its still pouring with around 7" on the ground and colder then a well diggers a--.

Anonymous said...

One thing for sure, Burly don't have to complain about wet toast cause the roof don't leak where he's at.

Anonymous said...

"It's so cold it would freeze the balls off a brass monkey".
BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS?

It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old
war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the
problem.
The storage method devised was to stack them as a square based
pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which
rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked
in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem --
how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under the
others.
The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations,
called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of
iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the
rusting problem was to make them of brass -hence, Brass Monkeys.

Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster
than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass
indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come
right off the monkey.
Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

And all this time, folks thought that was just a vulgar expression?

You must send this fabulous bit of historical knowledge to at least a
few of your intellectual
friends.

Anonymous said...

Don't know about a monkey but it was cold where I live and there were no monkeys that I know of but the duck pond froze over.

Anonymous said...

Ayr ye havin duck soup tonight?

Anonymous said...

If he shoots his gun, it could be monkey.

Anonymous said...

But some times duck taste better.

Anonymous said...

No duck soup but heard a neighbor was having coyote stew.

Anonymous said...

Is he Chinese? I hear the Chinese eat dogs.
I read in the Free Press that mountain lions are back in the area.

Anonymous said...

In time you can see anything if you drink like a fish even at daylight.

No not Chinese he's pollock

Anonymous said...

Gold mine discovered in Braxton Co.
Shares going fast.
Get in on this while the diggins good. Contact: 1-800-364-2507

Anonymous said...

If that gold mine don't pan out I hear there is some waterfront lots in Arizona. Soon to come. I almost bought a Polish wood stove once. It was made out of wood.

Anonymous said...

Now whats that go to do bout the taste of duck?
Eat pasta, get smart, go hunting.

Anonymous said...

Yup a catamount was seen on Holcomb ridge.

Anonymous said...

Interesting piece of histoy
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> In 1272, the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
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> In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea, by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
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> I hope you appreciate this update.

Anonymous said...

Just remember to wear the goat skin on Jan.28,2012 so you can get used to being screwed by the BOE for the next five years if you vote for the levy.

Anonymous said...

Beat the machine run for something.

Anonymous said...

The voters of Clayberry threw Petey out of the commission club and now its time to keep him out of the assessors office also. Higher taxes on homeowners is his motto.

Anonymous said...

If Pete is elected, he has to make up for Linkinoogers coal giveaways.
Their all in bed together. If Randy snores, wonder if he keeps link up at night?

Anonymous said...

First day of Levy voting early at the courthouse and if you can get there just vote NO on the levy

Anonymous said...

Better get off your donkey and get over to the courthouse and vote against the shafting of taxpayers in Clayberry. Seems just forty votes have been cast already and of course they are the ones working in the courthouse who will stand up for nothing but will fall for anything.

Just one time in my life I would like to see 80% of the voters vote on this levy instead of the 20% that usually vote.