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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Make Me Laugh ...

When you type "LOL" do you really mean you're L'ing OL?

69 comments:

ROSE said...

Have you ever gotten a biscuit from Tudors? They come with these little round stickers, telling you what's inside, like "bacon" or "sausage" or whatever.

Last Friday, I got me a big ol' bacon biscuit from Tudors (I do so love a good biscuit!) & ate it while I was driving to Charleston. I wandered around all sorts of places, shopping, & finally headed home, stopping at KMart on the way. There I was, all hunkered down in the men's department, digging through the shirts on the bottom shelf, when what should catch my eye but ... you guessed it ... that bright yellow "BACON" sticker stuck right smack dab to the crotch of my pants ...

OINK, OINK!!

Anonymous said...

Pass the pork pig!!!!
LOL!

Anonymous said...

I don't always mean that I'm literally L'ing OL.

But after reading your Tudors biscuit sticker story, I really was LOL!

ROSE said...

At least it wasn't a price tag ... LOL

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. OLDER-THAN-ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! You know who you are ... teeheehee

Anonymous said...

Now that is what i call "Bringing Home the Bacon!!!!"

Anonymous said...

Jailbird of the Day:

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1121848&bid=881477&row=adsum

Anonymous said...

Hey nofair, nothing came up with that link. Who was it?

Anonymous said...

Maybe it was Joe Ashley at SRJ.

Anonymous said...

Everyone is on Andy's back but after I read the Freepress today I will tell Clinton Nichols to quit trying to defend Habberjammy. Clay County has been his cash cow for 25 years and he finally got caught ripping people off. Something the Nichols have done for years.

Anonymous said...

Jailbird of the Day:

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1013293&bid=883497&row=adsum

Anonymous said...

yawn

ROSE said...

Um ... gee ...

Whaddaya think of the T. Keith Persinger trial? Do you know about this?

Anonymous said...

My personal opinion is that the girls are pointing the finger at him because he's a good looking teacher and they want some easy $$$. Wishing that he really did fondle them.

Anonymous said...

he shoulda hire a prostytute

Anonymous said...

Fondling girls has gone on for years from teachers in CCHS but they didn't seem to mind at all. Guess the Whoremoans were kicked into gear for them. LOL none of them have ever complained to anyone. Makes you wonder if they were to Ugly for anyone else to fondle them huh?

Anonymous said...

lol

Rose I gotta question for.

WAS YOUR BACON STICKER A SCRATCH AND SNIFF?

I wanna try it if it is!!

Anonymous said...

JAILBIRD OF THE DAY:

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1188152&bid=885537&row=adsum

Anonymous said...

Nothin taste like bacon but bacon!

Anonymous said...

I'd think a sticker on Rose's crotch would say "Peppi".

ROSE said...

LOL You people are SICK! LOL

It's GORGEOUS out today!

Anna Nicole Smith is FINALLY in the ground. Good grief. What a circus.

Between the tornadoes & the hurricanes, I'm glad I'm not living this life in the Deep South. I don't remember this kind of weather when I lived my previous life there.

Hillary & Obama are going nose to nose! Maybe Rudy can play referee.

& the wind just keeps on a'blowin'!!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a case of sticker shock!

Anonymous said...

Talk about sticker shock! I just did my taxes. I thought Oregon was a stingy state. Geeze oh whiz, they ain't got nothin' on West Virginia, the greedy suckers!!
Oh well, I'm still glad I moved back. Although I wish the timing on that "welcome stanger" bill going through the legislature would have been a bit more timely (in my favor).
BTW, Happy Belated Birthday Mr. Older Than Me Too!!! When are ya gonna bring you and yer Missus back to the hills? You all are great fun even at the worst of times!!! : D

CB

Anonymous said...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz this blog is dead

Anonymous said...

lol

Rose I gotta question for.

WAS YOUR BACON STICKER A SCRATCH AND SNIFF?

That is hillarious....LMAO

Anonymous said...

there really should be something better to talk about than a bacon sticker on rose's crotch. Good Lord Is that the only attention it gets? So sorry for you. Maybe if you spent less time shopping and spending your husbands money he works so hard for he might have noticed ;your crotch. Some of us mothers And I might add not by choice actually have to work for a living. Do you think we really want to hear about your so embrassing moment in Kmart? But I forgot you must be the center of attention any where you go for example Kmart, Gomart (I remember the chicken liver days) or anywhere else for that matter, Is it true that your husband really does not pay that much attention to you? If so, I am really sorry for you. The man whom I married to now works two jobs to help me with 2 children who are not even his. I also work and have since I was 16 years old. I have tried to instill in my children that they need to work for what they get. I have two daughers and I hope I have taught them to not depend on a man to take care of them. The next time you are out shopping or eating at tudors try to remember the children your kids go to school with. Do they have money for field trips, special events at school etc. We do and try to send extra with our children who know they are to share with children who have less than we do. Try not to choke on your take out biscuit.

Anonymous said...

Does anybody else think the 9pm Anon sounds like MP?

Anonymous said...

I don't think it sounds like MP at all.

Doing honest work? Raising kids with morals? Good husband? Complete sentences? Having enough money to send extra for those less fortunate?

And if that wasn't enuf, MP knows Rose well enuf to know that Rose does in fact work, not just her husband.

I'd like to know about the chicken liver days at GoMart. Do tell!

Melissa said...

It wasn't me. While I appreciate that my devoted fan club loves to blame me for every little insult on these blogs, it is time to find someone else to blame.

ROSE said...

LOL Yes, Anon @ 9:00, I DO have a job of my own. I've had a job of my own for the past 20 years, each progressively better than the last.

I have no idea what the h*ll your point is. Or even what the h*ll you were trying to say. Do you want me to buy you a biscuit? Is that it? For $2.89, you can have a biscuit, a hash brown AND a drink. That's a bargain, no matter who's working for it.

Anonymous said...

i still wanna scratch and sniff Rose's sticker.

Anonymous said...

for MP not to come in the blogs that often she has surfaced twice in 2 weeks. both times was right after someone said it was her on a bad post and she posted to defend herself.

gotta remember she doesnt come here often, but now its obvious she is here enough to know whats going on.

Anonymous said...

She's psychotic!

I mean psychic.

Anonymous said...

What is wrong with you people?! Tudors and KMart isn't exactly Wellington's and Macy's!

Hey, Rose since you have so much money to burn you should come over & play bingo in Clay! They would love to have people that get paid more then once a month.

Anonymous said...

...and you might even see some "kin" folk!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! >;P

Melissa said...

Those were just copycats. You probably wouldnt understand that since you only go by anonymous.

Anonymous said...

yet here you are again??

twice in one day

your a fat idiot!!! i bet you are the author of the 900 post and your jealous of rose.

your blog didnt make and of course rose would be the center of attention on her own sight. why would she not be??

only time you surface in here is when a belittling post is done up and i believe you are the retard responsible.

Anonymous said...

and? You want a cookie or something?

I may be fat but you are ugly, I can diet but you my dear will be ugly forever.

Anonymous said...

OK so the 4:21 and 6:45 comments are the real Melissa but the 8:57 one that replies to the insult to Melissa isn't really Melissa but an imposter that is defending Melissa? Is Melissa fighting with Melissa again?

Anonymous said...

lol your a funny idiot too

you focused on the fat because you know you are a tub of lard. but in my post that was a descriptive adjective describing an idiot and retard (you)

you will always be a retard and an idiot, and if you lose weight then you will be an ugly,skinny IDIOT.

Anonymous said...

looks like the baboons are back

Anonymous said...

Right, and he just made a comment at 6:06

Anonymous said...

Babboons and big foots= first cousins

Anonymous said...

big foot appears to be much more intelligent than his/her clay co. cousins.

you should hunt up and read the Calif. whale rescue story. Beautiful story. would almost restore faith in the human race.
San Francisco, Chronicle

as do whales.

Anonymous said...

If you see Marla "Mrs. Damon" Grose today, remember to wish her a HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY!

THE BIG 4-0!

Anonymous said...

JailBird(s) of the Day:

We have a 4 way tie today:

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1147979&bid=892297&row=adsum

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1188309&bid=892377&row=adsum

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1108918&bid=892418&row=adsum

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1188318&bid=892637&row=adsum

Anonymous said...

Michael Travis Dean looks like his head is on backwards

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! Now that is some serious LOL material! Thanks for sorting those out for us AN! What a hoot!

Anonymous said...

Happy 41 first, Rose!

ROSE said...

Um ... if you're trying to be the first to wish me a happy 41st, you're WAAAAAY early!! But you're definitely first!! LOL

Anonymous said...

JAILBIRD(S) OF THE DAY:

ANOTHER TIE TODAY!
AND
A NEW CATEGORY!!




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http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1054636&bid=894357&row=adsum


http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1188353&bid=894677&row=adsum

PRISON BABE:

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1188356&bid=894757&row=adsum

Anonymous said...

wow 41

thats old

ROSE said...

I'm sure it seems a whole lot older to those of us who aren't actually there than it does to the ones who have left it behind!

Youth is so wasted on the young ...

Anonymous said...

i've always been told older women make better lovers!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, when they can find the time.

Anonymous said...

Rose, I'm sure glad to hear you are bringin home the bacon...

Anonymous said...

I've begun to notice, as I get older, that my short-term memory is fading.

I've also begun to notice, as I get older, that my short-term memory is fading.

lvoe

Anonymous said...

JAILBIRD OF THE DAY:
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DISHONORABLE MENTION:

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http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1067961&bid=896417&row=adsum

PRISON BABE:
http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1188377&bid=896077&row=adsum

SmileyTD said...

LOL @ SB. :P

That third jailbird is my personal fave for the "Jailbird of the Day". Gotta' love that hair and the "scuff marks" on his forehead. heh

Anonymous said...

The Body Builder takes off his shirt and the Blonde says, "What a great
chest you have."

He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the Blonde says, "What massive calves you have."

The Body Builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He then removes his underwear and the Blonde goes running out of the
apartment screaming in fear. The Body Builder puts his clothes back on and
chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the
apartment like that. The Blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that
dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"

Anonymous said...

Can't get a word in edge-wise here this morning, dad gum busy place.

Anonymous said...

JAILBIRD OF THE DAY:
ALL FEMALE REVUE TODAY!!

She’s a scrapper!

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1178615&bid=898437&row=adsum

PRISON BABE:
(Seriously, Fellas, Check her out!)

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1188419&bid=898337&row=adsum

DISHONORABLE MENTION:

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1001968&bid=898317&row=adsum


http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1167836&bid=898318&row=adsum

Anonymous said...

I wish these folks would stay in jail long enough for me to get home from work and take a look at them. That is so rude! >: D

ROSE said...

I CONCUR! I hate it when I'm too late to see what's what! Maybe if enough of us send letters suggesting they archive all the pictures, they'll do it. teeheehee

Anonymous said...

Some thangs are better heard and not seen I guess because I can never get the links to work anyway.

Anonymous said...

whocares about them inmates anyway. pictures of rose would be good. maybe in a thong.

lots of discussion couple months back about a thong.

Anonymous said...

JAILBIRD(S) OF THE DAY:

Here’s one for the ladies-

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1188467&bid=900317&row=adsum

This next guy Looks like he already met Bubba.

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1182577&bid=900657&row=adsum

Great name for a porn star, but….

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1077280&bid=900438&row=adsum

Another porn name-

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Make up your own caption for this guy.

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Figured this guy would be a Mexican.

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1188463&bid=900198&row=adsum

What?? Me worry??

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1188474&bid=900457&row=adsum

PRISON BABE:

http://www.wvrja.com/puboffsearch/offdetail.asp?root=1141632&bid=900757&row=adsum

Anonymous said...

good bye

Anonymous said...

A.N. Whereyat? WRJ has a bounty of great material for you to work with this evening!

Anonymous said...

here kitty, kitty, kitty