1) Call a random number & chat with the person who answers as though you're their long lost best friend. Pretend to be deeply hurt when they don't remember you.
2) Forward all your junk email to the White House.
3) Write letters to actors who play doctors on TV, asking them what they recommend for oozing sores that just won't heal.
4) Sit on a public bench & periodically shout, "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" Then act all innocent when anybody looks your way.
5) End every sentence with your own name.
The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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A good way to relieve boredom could be to go shopping at the mall, run into your X mother-inlaw and once again your thoughs are reaffirmed how lucky you are to be alone! dje
Go through the drive-thru at the bank. Demand to speak with a manager because you "ordered fries with that" & didn't get them.
Go through the drive-thru at McDonald's. When somebody asks to take your order, say, "No, thanks. I'm just looking."
Try bras on your behind. Ask people passing by if they think you're sexy.
Squeeze the bread at the grocery store. Say things like, "Stop that!" & "Hey! That hurts!" & "Ouch!"
When you see politicians waving at traffic, slow down & ask them if you can borrow a dollar. Throw peanuts at them if they say no.
Rent a Mexican for Cinco de Mayo.
Ask people to call you by your Captain Underpants name.
Go to public meetings & ask lots of questions. Speak only in pig Latin.
call the 411 and ask how to bake a cake or fry chicken or make wine
Stand on the side of the road in downtown Clay and campaign for MP.
MP=More Progress!!
Call MP all hours of the day & night pretending your JS. THank her for her support & offer her cheez whiz & pepsi if she'll vote for you.
Sit in front of a computer and write about things that you have no idea about.....
Isnt it amazing that when we do see someone working hard for something they want we make fun of them. I think as a society we are afraid to see someone succeed.
Who's working hard for anything?
Turn people in to the IRS for tax evasion. ESpecially ones that sell stuff on Ebay.
on a night with a full moon go out with Rose and howl at the moon. then count the wolves bigfeet and Shawnee that you see. report to the FBI as subversives.
check out all the blog and laugh you but off known that you are not the only one that bored.
I work hard for my stuff.
When your really bored, go back and read the archives on thes blogs. MP was mouthier than usual in Dec. Must have spent her ritalin money on christmas candy.
Order a vibrater from purple prong Darn sure relieve boredom! JS
but she don't recommend it. Too hard, remember?
Wow. Busy place here today. How come nobody told me we were all taking off today to blog? Hmm. Another invitation that got lost in the mail, I guess. teeheehee
FYI ... the next full moon is on the 13th ...
Looks like the blog died since 8:00 last night. Maybe most got sick from that hot dog party last week. Could be you are lucky the invitation got lost in the mail. I was one of the 21 that did show up and I dont feel so well, could be the start of an epidemic. JS
Or maybe I'm the only one home on a Friday night. LOL
You could be onto something with the hot dog thing, ya know. Ever read the label to see what those things are made of? Parts is parts, I reckon. teeheehee
GOOD MORNING!!
Epidemic must be spreading? Rose I guess it's just me and you against the world. JS
I'll take on the world with ya.
I just got an invitation to hang out at the courthouse when the poll numbers come in. Anybody here planning on being there?
Also heard big legal problems were in the works for the infamous MP. Anybody else hear anything about that?
Herd all about it. She is sueing her self for miss use of the purple prong. JS
C'mon!!! Out with the details on MP!
Heard she bit off more than even her big mouth can chew.
Them's no details lets hear the dirt!
Word on the street in Harrison an Nebo this morning is Connie W. is going to loose 2 to 1, and Jimmy S. is going to win 2 to 1 even if he is trailing in the poles. I wonder if Shawn K. will through a party, I know Jimmy is to cheap to! Gota go anonymous so as to kiss the right #ss, if you know what I mean?
Didn't see nearly as much campaigning at the H.E. White ramp dinner as I expected. Hmm. Maybe I just got there at an "off" time, huh?
The food was great, though!
What's MP's latest claim to fame? Shouldn't her 15 minutes be about up??
U did not see CW at all. What is she thinking now showing up. Heard she called and made arrangements so that she could pass plates to everyone and than did not show up!! Than did not call HE White and tell them.
Many of the Courthouse gang want Connie Workman out because she won't bend the rules.
The big boys have their slate. They kept Sams but tossed Connie to the wolves. Not for SK but rather Cruickshanks. The ring rules
I predict JS by at least 100 votes.
I " CW " 150 "
I " MP will get at least 25 votes.
I " Rose will damjn the machines.
ANDY for the mountaineer party. GO MEL GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's "damjn" mean?? Has it ever been done before or will I get to be the first?? LOL
The rest of those predictions sound pretty solid. How about board of education???
GO, MEL, GO!!
I predict JS & CW in a landslide.
Sams & Cerone for b.e.
MP will try to sue the county to get her money back.
GOOD MORNING!!
I'm not making any predictions until Wednesday .... BAHAHAHAHA
A true prediction can't really be true What appears to be some time is not what it turns out to be, where is bear Usually the Bear is after us,not this time, one smart Indian.
DAMJN emphasizes another creativr way to relieve boredom. when i get bored i always try putting my nose or finger where i shouldn't. just couldn't resist any longer. the oldtimers say that when they desired to lift a ladies skirts but couldn't stand the odor; they placed a sulphur candle beneath the ladies skirts. cleared the air and also purified the object of their desire.
That's just sick. LOL Not to mention potentially dangerous for all involved. LOL
sorry Rose read that in an older medical book at the library. doesn't seem any worse to me than other things that are said on here. this did happen in the older days. face it things are better now in some ways. deodorants for one thing. and SOAP. COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS.
Hey, crazycat? Someday, when you're REALLY bored, look up some of the old laws on the books. Kinda makes one wonder why there was a need for some of them, ya know? LOL
I'm guessing the frog might not be having too many coherent thoughts after that combo. LOL
GOOD MORNING!!
VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!!
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