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Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Another Day in the Life

The day started out normal enough, not much different from every other day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the flowers were in full bloom.
But just beneath the surface, something was ... off.
Later, people would talk about a "feeling" ...
A feeling of ... being watched. A feeling
of something lurking, just out of sight.
Something older than time itself
something ... ancient ...
something ... dark ...
something ... evil.

108 comments:

ROSE said...

I asked my children what we should talk about here.

One of them said, "boogers, turds & Elvis." The other said, "mutating monkey men" ... I have to assume they're possessed.

Anonymous said...

Yesterday was the day of all days.
The devils day.
A day when evil roams the land.
At every step you feel the hairs raising on your neck.
What is around you?
Is it the devil himself?
Or is it one of his evil demons out for a stroll?

It is a day to stay home watch t.v. and thank God you have him in your life to protect you from the evils that roam.

Anonymous said...

Ho Hum yesterday. another screwed up day. couldn't see no difference. not being of a poetic nature i won't show my ignorance by trying to poterize anythang. Rose is read and violets are white aqnd i predict gas will go plum out of sight. DOG GONE. didn't know it was so easy.

Anonymous said...

Just because you survived yesterday, don't be thinking your safe.

Anonymous said...

But just beneath the surface, something was ... off.
Later, people would talk about a "feeling" ...
A feeling of ... being watched. A feeling
of something lurking, just out of sight.
Something older than time itself
something ... ancient ...
something ... dark ...
something ... evil.
My ex wife

ROSE said...

LOL

How about the mutating monkey men carry off everbody's ex-wives while Elvis throws boogers & turds at them??

Because, really, my kids know better than to say anything derogatory about Elvis. Other than to hack on him for being a fat drug addict with weird sideburns who died on the toilet with a 40-lb colon, that is.

Facts is facts, I reckon.

ROSE said...

Isn't anybody interested in talking about the Murder Mountain connection to a New York murder?

How about the escalating political fallout in Clendenin? They're making Clay look good, ya know.

How about the fact that West Virginia ranks 3rd in the nation for obesity?

How about Identity Theft? Don't ever think it can't happen to you ...

Anonymous said...

How about another Iraqi bites the dust?

Kill em all & send our boys home.

Anonymous said...

40 pound colon. Michael Jackson wouldnt had much use for that(;)

Anonymous said...

How about killing all them "Camel Jockeys" and let God sort them out. Drop bombs on the entire sand pile and stop prosecuting our kids for doing what they are trained to do. If someone is shooting at you it don't make any difference who you shoot its the law of survival.

Our little war in Iraq is going into another "VietNam" every day and who cares how many Iraquis you have to kill or what the age is Kill Them All God Can Sort out the CRAP

Anonymous said...

Hey Rose! that would make a person think twice about " GAS " during a lighting flash, poof goes your credit cards and maybe a couple of other things dear to you.

Anonymous said...

Who will get the $25,000?

Anonymous said...

Any one no when there gona hold the primary election over?

ROSE said...

Are we having a rematch??

Anonymous said...

Will the dead people get to vote again?

Anonymous said...

I told you that I had proof that the deceased had voted in past elections, but no seemed to really care. Connie Workman was working there at the time. Wake up and see the evil that goes on in the court house.

Anonymous said...

Look at that Rose,you google plinko and just that quick the feds are every where. silly goose

ROSE said...

Ah, silly goose .... it's nice to be powerful. LOL

I care about the dead people voting. I don't, however, know how to go about stealing their votes away from them. If they get one, I should surely get 3.

Anonymous said...

Shoulda run for commissioner. Then you'd have ALL the power.

Anonymous said...

Rose, your remarks about deceased people voting, read Sat. Charleston gazette.you may see how ignorant you look making remarks about the dead voting, I was there checking death records, then voting records. Guess what the dead is still voting in Clay Co. WV.If you want to know check it out, if not [ SHUT UP ]

Anonymous said...

Well if they were voting and you have proof the make it know go to a commission meeting and lay out the facts in public, but maybe you are full of s@#t and it running out your mouth.

Anonymous said...

anon; i don't see any remarks Rose made about deceased people voting. i see a lot of remarks from anonymous who very well could be you.

seems something is happening . the "Youngs" detained in Ohio, a drug bust going on, or so it seems, instigated from Nicholas county.
Be sure you get your electronic ID next time you get your driver license. will let them know who you are next time you pass a check station with out even stopping you. very convenient and no bother. your money probably already has electronic inserts. maybe they will even be able to count your money as you go by.

just think of the possibilities they can sell machines to the stores, who can then ID you when you come through the door and also count the money in your pocket.

WOWeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! what next. DOOMSDAY!!!!!!!!!! Hells fire! Maybe they'll even arrest a politician for drugs.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, not sure what you all are talking about with the dead voting. I just wish I had enough free time on my hands to hang out at the court house checking records like that. That's not what I'd use that time for though.
The Youngs stay in the news don't they? What ever happened to Richard C. I don't hear so much on him anymore?

Good Day All!

CB

ROSE said...

Anon @ 6:53, I'm many things & ignorant would be right there at the top of the list. However, ignorance can be fixed; stupid is forever.

I'm well aware of the procedure to obtain information from the courthouse. I've even done it on occasion. I haven't actually delved through years' worth of voting records, but obviously, you have, so I don't need to be redundant.

"Checking it out" isn't the point. Doing something about is. I don't have the proper information nor the proper knowledge to go about doing something about it. Apparently, you do. Hence, YOUR ignorance is showing & perchance YOU should be the one to [SHUT UP]. Unless, of course, you earn the right to crow about how you brought it all to the attention of the proper authorities & resolved the issue.

Incessantly harping about a problem is merely tedious; actually fixing that problem ... now THAT would be impressive.

Electronic IDs in drivers licenses would certainly be better than the current picture - I find it highly offensive that anybody can recognize me from that particular photo. LOL

Ah, the Youngs. Clay County's very own claim to fame in the crime world. Personally, I think that since they're responsible for getting us in the news so often, their neighborhood should be a Point of Interest with the tourism efforts. If we have to deal with it, we may as well milk it for all it's worth.

Anonymous said...

my goodness it is full moon. I think we need a group hug. But then again no one cares what I think

Anonymous said...

We don't know you, to care what you think.

but, I'm sure if we DID know you we still wouldn't care what you thought.

So, I'd say you would be correct with this one LOL

Anonymous said...

To 7:19 am, The truth is running out of mouth. CAN you read? Try reading Charleston Gazette.I do not live there, Really don't care what goes on. I only thought you may want to know the truth about your elected officials. Now I find out that you don't really care. So have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

If it is in the Gazette, then it HAS to be true, right? About as true as what Andy prints most of the time!!! Surely if someone wants to prove it instead of just complain results will come. If complaining is all you want to do or to quote some crazy newspaper, then find something else to do with your time.

Anonymous said...

And the Pissy Award of the Day goes to ...

Anonymous said...

-------------LINK---------------

Anonymous said...

Hey Rose!! Here is a web site on our dear leader and the IQ'S of the last 12 presidents. When you get in there it takes a while to look around, and you can login and make a comment or bring up a new subject at any time. http://www.perspectives.com/forums/forum5/4581-10.html

Anonymous said...

Hey Rose!! Here is a web site on our dear leader and the IQ'S of the last 12 presidents. When you get in there it takes a while to look around, and you can login and make a comment or bring up a new subject at any time. http://www.perspectives.com/forums/forum5/4581-10.html

Anonymous said...

Sorry about that, The 1-10.html didnt show up.

Anonymous said...

happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to meeeeee
hap--py birth--day to me!

(what? No one else will sing it to me.)

Did you guys NOT know it was my birhtday??? I thought the bloggers knew everything. LOL

30 years old and holding!!

Someone else has a birthday coming up soon too, don't they?
((wink, wink))
(you know who you are) ;P

Have a happy day ya'll.

ROSE said...

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ... blah blah blah.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

YOU may be 30 & holding but others who have a birthday coming up are ... lord, I'm not even sure I CAN hold on anymore. BAHAHAHAHA

LOL

Anonymous said...

Hey CB, it's allmost 8 an holding.

Anonymous said...

I guess last year when I acutally turned 30 I told my hubby & kids that I wasn't having any more birthdays....umm, it turned out to be true. 30 & holdin'!!

I've held it now for a year! :P
My brothers called to wish me a happy birthday today and thought I WAS 30. (who am I correct them? LOL)

See, now your version of the bday song, the "blah blah blah" part is how the entire song is sung at my house. (don't tell anyone, but my hubby can't sing real well, I love him just the same though)

Can't hold on anymore? PFFFT! You look great.


Where is everyone? Celebrating without me? LOL

Anonymous said...

I don't know about everyone else, but I'm celebrating "with" you. Such as it is from across the US!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

CB

ROSE said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
blah blah yada yada
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOU!

WOOOOO HOOOOO!!

8 days & a place to park it ...

First choice of vacation hot spot still has availability ...

It's not MY birthday yet ...

Ah, life is good, ain't it?

Anonymous said...

AHHHH isn't it shocking that the News is broadcasting that Betty Ireland Secretary of State has found to date that 6000+ dead voters cast thier vote in the May 09,2006 Primary Election. Wonder how many list their address as 1498 Clay Highway, Clay Memorial Gardens, Clay West Virginia.
Ain't it just amazing that predictions of such were listed right here on the Blogs long before Election Day. No fool like an old fool

ROSE said...

What prompted the investigation in the first place?

Will there be a rematch or can they link the votes to the dead voters & deduct them?

Who casts a vote for a dead person?

Yes, I am getting my news off the blogs these days ... so fill me in.

Anonymous said...

I see our fair state has the 2nd lowest rate of liquor consumption in the nation. I wonder what the percentages would be if they were talking about beer.

Anonymous said...

The HIGHEST for beer compsumption

Anonymous said...

About those mutating monkeys...

That would explain, the Jennings fella and Ross Perot!

Anonymous said...

The [Dead] usually vote from the clerk's office. Do you know where the records are stored?

Anonymous said...

to anon 12:27 yes. do you?

Anonymous said...

What prompted the investigation? Many complaints hit the SoS email address after being posted on the Blogs and after Link started sending political garbage through the mail with a Tax Payer Stamp which didn't take long for the Crawfish equation to show up at CCHS. Done the backing up thing in a hurry. Also the Tax funded website which was set up then changed when the heat started. Other complaints were also filed because it was a known factor that lots of Dead people have voted in the past in Clayberry. This is probably the cleanest run election in the county's history as was the last one due to the fact that SoS workers abounded throughout Clay County. Got any other complaints to file heres the address. sbutcher@wvsos.com He has Clayberry in his sights and ready to lower the boom.

Anonymous said...

I know some ancient, dark, evil things that lurk, they are called "Men", and I use the term loosly. But then again, I know some good ones too. They are few and far between, but we can find them,if we want to. They say there is a man for every woman and I have gone through several looking for mine. Has anybody seen him?

Anonymous said...

I've seen nothing up this way WVPixee. I'll keep an eye out for him though.

He'll be tall, dark & handsome right? LOL
I found and married a not so tall, not so dark- but handsome man!! 1 out of 3 ain't bad. (Or am I telling you to lower your standards?? LOL hahahahaa)

Anonymous said...

Speaking of evil or maybe this is just strange.

I've always heard that seeing/hearing a whipperwill in the daytime was a bad, BAD sign.

I've had a whipperwill at my house for right at a week now. It (because I don't know male from female) stays out during the day and just 'calls' and 'calls'. I love to hear it, but it is a little creepy.
Anyone else seen/heard a whipperwill in the daytime?

Anonymous said...

To file a complaint about an election irregularity scroll down to "File an election complaint"

Anonymous said...

To Lone Stranger: I sure do know where the records are in the CLERK'S office been there checked those records REAL good. Have copys.

Anonymous said...

Well if you know so much make it public. Don't leave yourself open to a charge of obstructing justice.

Anonymous said...

anon could be blowing smoke, doing a little fibbing, since he remains anon. he doesn't have to prove anything. another one of those fine citizens without cojones.

Anonymous said...

This allmost reminds me of the movie " IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT "

Anonymous said...

I bet LoneStranger knows whats in them records very well. He also knows how corrupt this county is when it comes to Election Day. How do I know? I have set across the table from him searching the records at the clerks office.

Anonymous said...

hey wvpixee don't give up
your ideal may be tall,
dark and handsome,
with eyes as blue as the sky
we seldom get what we want
now i'm old short fat and ugly
'LIKE ANDY"
but why not give me a try
been long since i heard a whipperwill
and i'm so lonesome i could cry
see you on the mountain
and we'll howl the night away
looking at a clear blue sky

Anonymous said...

8:27 am Right on, you probally pegged lone stranger, notice he would rather talk about another topic at this time.

Anonymous said...

Oh come on! Trying to get a date is way better than talking about politics, crime and corruption any old day! Besides politics, crime and corruption will always be around, sometimes a person has to try snag a date when they can. (and of course I mean that in the best possible way Lone Stranger!)

Anonymous said...

to you all WTF who cares about dogs barking in the night or goats Baaaaaaaaaaing. thoght you were in Missouri, anon.

Anonymous said...

Pixee should give ole LS a try I would like to watch him drool all down his shirt. Hahahaha and he would to.

Anonymous said...

Hey Christal…..He doesn’t have to be real tall, doesn’t have to be dark and as long as he is not hard on the eyes he’s fine. My standards are not unreasonable. I just want somebody to be true blue and they are hard to find. Let me know if you see anybody like that.

Lone Stranger…..I don’t give up easily! I’m sure you are not as bad as you are trying to convince me you are. Besides, what a person is inside is what counts most with me. My Mother always told me “beauty is as beauty does”. Now, about this “howling on the mountain”, hummm, sounds like a good time to me. I have been known to go to the top of the highest mountain and try to catch a falling star. I got one once, put it in a jar and am saving the “starlight” for someone special that I haven’t met yet. Could it be you?

Anonymous said...

i'm hard to get to drool. i once watched a picture of Jane Russell roll in the hay. and, and i saw Marlyn Monroes dresstail fly up. that was when she was still living and hadn't been sullied by John Kennedy. Jackie and her chassis wasn't enough for John. took marlyn though to put him in a rocking chair. "But" if wvpixee is worth drooling over i'll drool. take somrthing special though. like it must be female with tits. no cows or goats. been sexing the dog here far too long as it is.

Anonymous said...

lone stranger you're talking you self out of a date. No girl want to mess with a pervert that messed with dog, goat or cows clean up you act or you be alone for a long time

Anonymous said...

I'm with the anon, Lone Stranger..don't talk yourself out of a date. Then again, WVpixee does have a GREAT sense of humor, provided you ARE kidding about the dog & such.

WVPixee is a good.. GOOD woman, a second mom to me growing up. You had better be nice lone stranger and watch the language--she is a lady!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

last time i was here you guys were talking about sluts in the county and now you are a match making service. what happened??

did you not find sluts?

Anonymous said...

What is this old and fat like Andy crap? Even if you are too old to cut the mustard you can still like the jar
the Mel Gibson look alike

Anonymous said...

oppps meant to say lick the jar
AW end

Anonymous said...

hey where in the world have you'll been. sexing the dog only means killing time to more worldly people. as far as a date with wvpixee if she doesn't speak and understand my language its a waste of time anyway. might be an interesting diversion to find someone who's been out of clay co.

i got a gal in arizonee out where the tall pines grow, she says come on out and maybe we'll frolic in the snow. she's sitting on a gold mine waiting for someone to develope it and put it into production. hmmmmmmmmm could i, would i do that. seems to me you'll need some larning you don't know BS from cow poop.

Anonymous said...

Yep Pixee I would say ole LS is the one just for you although he talks in riddles and tries hiding his worldly ways in so doing. He's built like a Caddy with lots of muscle and stamina. Uh for you that don't know he's been here awhile. Got curves where you need them to just have to turn him sideways.May be an S curve but he's got 'em. He has AW beat for that Sexy Mel Look Alike though. He's no slow, he's not fast just halfast. Go LS Go. And that howling you hear ain't no doggin on the mountain tops either

Anonymous said...

I heard the Line Stranger sits down to pee

Anonymous said...

Yeah because he aint sure which end is going to let go.

Anonymous said...

hey pixee, i'm sorry about the misunderstanding. i'm neither trying to discourage you nor to encourage you. in fact i didn't know we had anything going. sounds a lot like i'm being stalked or subjected to some of DJEs childish attempts at manipulation. still whos to say we might produce a few sparks. seeking lost treasure is a hobby of mine. i'm focusing on gold mines. Have a good night seem to be having trouble getting this to publish. don't know what i've accomplished

Anonymous said...

I'd say you got-r-done there Lone Stranger

(d*mn computers anyway huh?)

ROSE said...

What the sam hill is going on here??? (& who's Sam Hill??)

1) ALL men should sit down to pee. Very few can actually aim.

2) LS, you're doing fine. BlogSpot's having a lot of problems - it's them, not you.

3) DJE, calm yourself. It's just a blog & only 7 people read this stuff.

4) AW? You can't even talk about it - how you gonna do it?? LOL

Anonymous said...

hey Rose take a look around you. how many little pixees do you see? I'd say mens aim is pretty good they seem to pin the donkeys tail bout every time.

Anonymous said...

Looks like my comments were misinterpreted. I do have this bad habit of mouth writing checks my butt can’t cover. LS I am not stalking you, I was just having fun with this blog and trying to make everybody smile….We don’t now and never will have anything going, but we can be friends! I too am sorry if you misunderstood my comments. By the way I lived in Clay County for 25 years and have been gone for a few years but now, “SHE’S BAAAAACK”

Anonymous said...

to pixee, well so what was the attempt at matchmaking all about. you drive a pink caddy by any chance. i'm looking for a woman with a !!!!!! what the hell do i want with a woman. just company and one who'll wash dishes. got a sink full of dirty dishes. wouldn't mind if she did talk a little now and then. never will? my, my how final. did that mean no double bed.

Anonymous said...

LS, It looks like you will be sleeping alone tonite

Anonymous said...

another little manipulation that fizzled. pixie why are you blaming me. i'm innocent. and now it appears that you're gone again. fraid we can't be friend'. fraid i can't trust you. sociable yes.

Anonymous said...

meant to ask you have you ever tried to pass the bar exam.

ROSE said...

LOL Um ... LoneStranger? Don't be too hasty on not being friends with the Pixee. I'd personally like to be a fly on the wall during an actual face-to-face conversation between the two of you. It'd be such a hoot!

Y'all would have great fun trying to figure each other out. LOL

Anonymous said...

hey Rose; pixie and i know each other very well. don't think i'll say any more. don't really know what or why she's doing. the ball's in her court if she wants it to go any farther. that's the problem right now. people listening in and misinterpreting what i say. we don't seem to speak the same language. i seem to have parrots around me who repeat everything i say. some people would call them tale carriers.

ROSE said...

LOL OK, LoneStranger. I'm gonna let you in a little secret that might help clear up some of the confusion. Whoever you think Pixee is, she's not. So whoever you think is trying to get one over on you, ease up on her 'cause she's an innocent victim of the circumstances here.

Trust me on this one.

Anonymous said...

Rose what have you done. now you've really got me screwed up. or you are. maybe you and slicky are playing a little game with me. trust me Rose it'll backfire. however Rose i think you're wrong Pixie used things in her conversation that you would not know unless you have talked to her. and besides Rose you and dje converse by email which, in my book, makes the situation doubbelly suspect. may the best man win, namely me.

Anonymous said...

how stupid of me, but of course dje has, still i wonder, could it be true, what ol' CRAZY CAT is telling me. have a goodun'

ROSE said...

LOL Whatever you say, LoneStranger.

I have talked to her. I talk to her on a regular basis. To my knowledge, the 2 of you have never met, never conversed anywhere but here & probably never even heard of each other. My knowledge on this one's pretty accurate.

& though it sounds like fun & maybe someday I'll have the time to actually team up with DJE & spoof somebody, right now I just don't have the mental capacity to even consider it.

But y'all keep talkin' ... this could get good!

Anonymous said...

MY, My LS, how did all this stuff get started? It seems to me it has been blown way out of proportion. You need to listen to Rose….She knows what she is talking about. Whatever you think is going on you are way off base. And do I want “what” to go any farther? I didn’t realize there was anything to go any farther.

What do you mean “the ball is in my court”. There are no games going on here, not on my side of the fence anyway! I think you are telling yourself stories that you haven’t heard before and believe every word you say.

I am not who you think I am, whoever that is! You don’t know me and I don’t know you. I am just a sweet, lovable little pixee that wants everybody to be her friend. But if somebody ticks me off, my evil twin shows up and she is a ball of fire that wants to burn everything and everybody in her path! I am even afraid of her. teehee

I’m just kidding, I really am a nice person, and you really don’t know who I am, maybe someday you will find out but now is not the time. And when you do find out who I am you are going to be so surprised.

Anonymous said...

Rose's Mamma!

Anonymous said...

hey Pixee are you sure i don't know you. i've been many plaes over the yrs. one of the previous comments was that you had sat across the table from me. it has been implied that you're a woweeeeeeeeeee. now if you had sat across the table from me as we did research on clay co. do you think i'd forget. as i recall only two women fall into the category and well, they were both good looking, but a real knockout, no way. hey i'm enjoying. get a real kick out of some situations. i also have a "guardian" only mine is better than me. i'm the mean one. sometimes i get real nasty. been fairly nice and polite so far. so maybe we might spark a little. so if you travel at 80 to 100 miles an hour what do you see. surely no bed of roses. fly by and wave some day. have a good day

Anonymous said...

hey Rose, Pixie, DJE I apologize all round. been searching my memory. I think Pixie and I have meet. and i was thinking of the wrong person. i stopped at a local bar one night some years back. purtiest gal i ever did see was sitting there looking at me. we passed the night away. she was watching me and her eyes got bigger and the fellow next to me started to snigger. the joint was rocking and we danced for awhile then that big eyed gal left with a smile. Conway move over that gal was wearing a pair of jeans and there was a tiger and a queen in them jeans. maybe that was Pixie and with other things i recall. "damn" if that was Pixie i sure would drool.

hey Rose you'll planning on having a tribal conference or just a family get together.

the wild IRIS is my favorite WOODLAND wildflower, the wild rose is next. sweet dreams Pixie

Anonymous said...

when did this turn into the I gotta get a date blog? LS keep trying. You may get lucky.

I think I have figured out who Pixie is! From the comments that were left and the inside information from Rose when you read between the lines.

Maybe I will talk Pixie this morning. Gotta discuss ideas.

ROSE said...

OMG, please don't read between MY lines. I get in enough trouble with what I actually SAY without anybody trying to read more into it. LOL

I can't wait to see what Pixee thinks of the latest "theory." LOL I'd go with it if I was her.

Tribal conference sounds good. Reunite the pack & take it from there. Hmm. I like the sound of that!

Anonymous said...

hey now i get advice from the lovelorn always someone trying to upstage one trying to ride in on your coattails and take over. go start your own story.

Anonymous said...

hey Rose all is clear. the pool is deep. now if Pixie will come and rock me to sleep. Pixie where are you? didn't mean to scare you out of the county.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhh, sweet mysteries of life.

LS You didn't scare me out of the county. Those have tried and those have failed and I don't scare easily. TeeHee I am just a very busy girl.

Sorry but I am not the girl in the tight jeans with the big eyes that you met in a bar. I do have big brown eyes, and I have been known in the past to wear tight jeans. But I am a mystery, even to those that know me. Sometimes I even mystify myself...

Anonymous said...

dduhhhh Pizie i'd hoped it was you i meet that night. you sure. you don't remember the fellow that sniggered. he caused me to lose my cool. and so, he fell off his stool caromed off the wall and fell in the floor all in a sprawl. he was tough but he was no fool. he got off the floor and came back to his stool. we drank our drinks and ordered another round. all this time that gals eyes got bigger and bigger. i could see they were brown. she wore a white blouse fringed with lace and jet black hair framed her face.

Anonymous said...
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ROSE said...

LoneStranger, I can't even take editorial liberties with that one & clean it up so it doesn't violate the language barriers here ... Feel free to reword & try again.

Happy West Virginia Day!

Anonymous said...

sorry Rose musta got carried away trying to get my dishes washed.

ROSE said...

LOL If you can compose prose that'll get your dishes washed, I want to be first in line to plagerize.

Anonymous said...

Lord if you can't help me don't you help that bear. duhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmde dummmmmmmm all i want for xmas is a hippopotamusxxhippopotamus ole crazy cat he gonna catch him a pixie.

Anonymous said...

Crazy Cat.....do you know how to catch a pixee and do you know what kind of bait to use?

Anonymous said...

no ma'am. knew an elf once upon a time. she and me we got acquainted out under the old oak tree. elf love oak trees.
think i goofed druids are the ones that like oak trees, ain't they. anyway what matters the tree if it harbors an elf or a pixie. what kinda bait would suggest. my larder is usually full and my checkbook is empty. so i usually survive on soup and bologna and other such goodies. no escargo, caveaire[ hey can't handle that one off hand] and champlain. seems to me someone changed horses in mid-stream. what in the world are you doing here?

Anonymous said...

First, some of my best friends are elves.

And if you don't know what kind of bait it takes to catch a Pixee, then you don't deserve one. It's against the rules for me to tell you. You have to figure it out for yourself.

What am I doing here? Well, tell you what. I was sitting in the top of a very nice tree when a big wind came along and picked me up. I was carried on that big wind for several days and all of a sudden, it set me down, very gently I might add, in a weeping willow tree in Clay County and here I am.

I have met some strange people and some not so strange. But so far I like them all and I think I’ll stay awhile. If for no other reason than to see what happens on this Blog.

Anonymous said...

so Pixie you didn't say yes you didn't say no so let's hope the wind continues to blow. my latest comment didn't seem to scare you even though Rose probably said a prayer over it. as i try to figure out what the bait may be we'll come eyeball to eyeball in tha willow tree. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSE BBB that is me and i also have a claim on being all three. have a lovely rainy day

ROSE said...

WOOOHOOOO!! Thanks, BBB!! Maybe I'll wear my birthday suit to work tomorrow. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL

Anonymous said...

pixiee it sounds like to me you're just a rattlebrained female that rode in on a sinbad the sailor carpet. maybe you'll lay one of them oversized eggs. incidentally i know where Sinbads diamond mine is. spotted it in my many travels. but i do think he got a little windy at times probanly where the wind came from that blew you in. are you and he related by chance or on purpose. clay co. is multinational we got injuns, arabs chinks,and aussies. we got tories, whigs, frogs, nipponese, pollywogs, dagos and hunkies. and don't leave out the blacks and the fine people from old ireland. the elves , pixiesm druids and gnomes and then we got blogger addicts, have a goodin pixee, don't be mad and i'll buy you a coca cola. been doin' a little fishin' lately.