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When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

When all else fails ...

we'll talk about the moon ...

I see the moon,
The moon sees me
God bless the moon,
And God bless me.

61 comments:

ROSE said...

I do so love the moon, ya know. >:)

OK, so it's not actually full, but it will be in a few days. This is the "flower" moon.

More importantly, it will be a blue moon, so in addition to the vampires & werewolves & such, all those things that only happen "once in a blue moon" will be happening, too.

WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

ROSE said...

(& if your kid is traumatized by the full moon because of something he may have seen and/or heard at my house, I SAID I WAS SORRY!!)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL

Anonymous said...

MOON ME!

Anonymous said...

HERE YA GO-

(__!__)

Anonymous said...

A full moon party on the beach must be in order then. Come on down.

Anonymous said...

"ATTRACTIVE NUISANCE said...

HERE YA GO-

(__!__)

Wed May 30, 12:44:00 AM "

Now just hold still for about 3 minutes.

Anonymous said...

Which is more important, the moon or the sun?
The moon, of course! It shines at night when we need the light!

Anonymous said...

Full Moon on the rise


The Moon, to all intents and purposes, is full. You can read by its light. It is big, fat and round. If, though, you want to get right into the exact astronomy of it all, the Moon will not be full till 2am tomorrow. But, then, as all good witches, warlocks, werewolves and vampires know, it is the period just prior to the Full Moon that contains the most magic. If you have spells to cast, rituals to perform, hair to grow on the back of your hand or pointy teeth to sprout, there's no time to lose.

ROSE said...

Consequently, I've been a bizzy, bizzy woman. teeheehee

If you want to be bizzy, too, here's a little something to look into:

Help Wanted:

Maintenance Person: $7.00 per hour. General maintenance of water system, plant grounds and upkeep of company vehicles. Other duties shall include line repair, checking tanks, and meter reading. Some experience preferred, training is provided. Valid driver’s license is required. Clay-Roane PSD will hold open interviews on June 9, 2007 beginning at 9 am to noon at the Procious Water Plant, 1100 Elkhurst Rd, in Procious. Call for additional details, 548-5209 or 548-4588.


Maybe you'll even last past the full moon.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Just wanted to let you know that the moon doesnt shine. It gets its light from the sun. That is why we see it.

ROSE said...

Actually, the moon does shine. Everybody's experienced moonshine, right?

I get my light from the sun, too, but that doesn't make my shine any less shiny.

Anonymous said...

Hey Rose, is that where you get that glow in your purty little mug?

Anonymous said...

MP take notice of the above ad. Another way to get back at the CRPSD. You could really screw up the whole thing with that job description.

Anonymous said...

i want to see your shining moon rose

ROSE said...

Mine's an inner glow ... probably caused by some sort of ... um ... quasi-nuclear explosion I was ... exposed to ... in 1989 or so.

teeheehee

Ya know, I bet MP would have a great chance at being the maintenance man at CRPSD. They love her there & really miss her.

Anonymous said...

That job would really keep you a busy person considering the junk the PSD has to work with. I for one would never take a job like that at $7 per hour. Mechanics make from $15. to $40 per hour and don't have to worry about being fired once they get the equipment back in shape to work with.
I do believe its a crime to even offer such a position at that hourly rate. I bet the guy or gal overseeing this job makes twice that much per hour and do half the work.

Anonymous said...

Yeah but that's just your opinion, Melissa.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I for one would never take a job like that at $7 per hour.

Probably because your to lazy to do more then pick up your lazy mans check.

Anonymous said...

I know I have a good imagination but let me see if I got this right?
You give Rose some moonshine and her bum glows in the dark?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I bet the guy or gal overseeing this job makes twice that much per hour and do half the work.

DUH. That's the difference between being the maintenance man and being the BOSS. Get a job & maybe you could try it some day.

Anonymous said...

I have seen others in that position in the past and the reason the pay is only $7 is that you don't really have to work the whole time. You can do some vist'n and also catch a nice nap in the truck.

Anonymous said...

That don't just apply to the maint. man.

Anonymous said...

Who got fired at CRPSD? What happened?

Anonymous said...

Fired? Probably not fired. I bet there was a promotion and now the underling position needs filled.

Anonymous said...

Promoted? Yeah sleeping with the boss will do that for ya, or get you fired if you piss the boss off.

Anonymous said...

I was making $7 per hr in 1975 so why would I take a job in 2007 for that. By the way I was the boss for alot of years so I slept with the boss also.
No job today worth taking for $7 per hour unless its sitting in your own yard. You surely could not drive anywhere for that kind of money.
Yes I will just continue to get my "lazy man" check and by the way it should be at the Post Office in a few minutes.

Anonymous said...

Anyone checked out the Grant AW has applied for? $2500.00 for a wheelchair ramp to the radio station? Is it going to be Goldplated? What is the cost for two sheets of plywood, some screws, and three two by sixes 16 feet long and maybe an eight footer to cut for bracing?
Likes a heck of a lot of being $2500.00 and for someone to build it. Maybe $300.00 tops. Maybe its the cost study that cost so much to build it or even hiring a firm to do the study after all it is government money or your tax dollars.

Anonymous said...

Apparently you've not had anything constructed lately.

Unless they hire a handful of mexi's to do the work, they are going to pay a heck of a lot more than $300 to build it.

Had a porch roof put on last spring (decent size, I might add) cost me $1500. $750 materials $750 labor.

Anonymous said...

We are talking about a wheel chair ramp and the porch is there already. Its a shame people rip off other people and charge like that. How long did it take to build two days? Pretty expensive work if it took a week. Not many people I ever saw doing carpenter work worth a hundred bucks a day.

Anonymous said...

I guess the glow in the dark bum went over everybodies head...

Anonymous said...

As far as Ive heard no one got fired or quit at CRPSD and no one slept with the BOSS, but if you rumor mungers would really find out what is what, then you may know the real reason someone is needed? And by the way, who is the BOSS anyway??? Jennifer or the entire board. So,,,,,, if one was to sleep with the boss, or the board, which one slept did you sleep with Rose when you were on the board?? teeheeee

Anonymous said...

over my head, but it did almost hit me in the forehead

Anonymous said...

MP!!!!!!!!! You're back!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Boy it sure is hot out. A fudgesicle sure would be good.

ROSE said...

"which one slept did you sleep with Rose when you were on the board??"

I lak da way you tawk, bud I doan have no idey wut you say.

Why doesn't somebody just pick up the phone & gather some facts? Keep it simple, stupid.

My glow in the dark bum used to go over my head, but ... I'm not as young & limber as I used to be.

BAHAHAHAHAHA

ROSE said...

Fudgesicle.

LOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

Your bum used to go over your head????? Like when you do the butt walk????? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Anonymous said...

Your ankles will do.

ROSE said...

I am not the Butt Walk Queen. However, I do have pictures (somewhere) of a pro in action. BAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

The Butt Walk. LOL We should have a contest. It'd be even funnier now. LOL

If you have your ankles behind your ears & you get a charlie horse, do you just roll around & around until it passes?

Anonymous said...

The answer is yes, Rose. Not that I'd know personally, of course. LOL

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a winner to me.

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh the thought is just mind numbing. A glow in the dark peach.

Anonymous said...

wow

rose with her ankles stuck behind her ears?

can i take a pic?? hold that pose!

Anonymous said...

Incidentally, I am no longer able to do that.

The Pro

Anonymous said...

hey Pro, ya know you can do that standing on your feet. Put ypur ears behind your ankles or as close as you can get. It's not over yet. Don't give up.

Anonymous said...

while you're in the position and your Arse is so close go ahead and kiss it. after all it is the moon.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the great ideas. But I'm pretty sure if I even tried, the oxygen supply would so immediately be completely cut off, I'd just pass out before I even got close to being able to accomplish it.

The Pro

Anonymous said...

Oh Lordy what a way to go.

Anonymous said...

Looks like everybody tried it and went. :)

Anonymous said...

It's finally raining!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'LL NEVER FORGET LAST NIGHT ROSE

ROSE said...

LOL Um ... I'LL NEVER FORGET THE WEDNESDAY BEFORE LAST!

Oops. Sorry. Big lie. I've already forgotten the Wednesday before last.

School's just about out for summer! Hopefully, once the students are gone, the staff will have time to brush up on their Safe Schools responsibilities. Especially those in certain Kanawha County schools.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we can convince the Clayberry BOE to drug test the teachers before the next term begins and during the term also. Wonder how many of them will have Coke and marijuana in their system. How many make Meth and who is dealing it? Don't say it can't happen here. Kanawha County is having a run on dealers and child molesters.

Anonymous said...

If you have experienced a violation of the WV Safe Schools policy, please report it.

http://www.wvs.state.wv.us/wvsba/safety%20audit.pdf

Or email Dr. Mark Manchin directly at mmanchin@wvsba.state.wv.us

Anonymous said...

It wouldn't matter if they did find anything in a teachers system. Everybody knows you can't fire teachers.

Anonymous said...

Tune into the news on channel 3 WSAZ and see what they do for the ones caught in Kanawha County. They already suspended the ones caught there and without pay. Should put the fear of God into Clayberrys finest.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see your moon with a man in it.
Man-in-the-moon. Get it?

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know anything about the lady that got arrested by the farm store yesterday. It was out of county cops. Anyone? Help?

ROSE said...

Well?? Did anybody ever find out anything?

Some good gossip goes a long way sometimes ... teeheehee

Jeff said...

MP take notice of the above ad. Another way to get back at the CRPSD. You could really screw up the whole thing with that job description.

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