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When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.

Friday, June 08, 2007

More Random Thoughts ...

School's out!

It's 76 degrees in Charleston at 6:04 a.m. Be on your best behavior - tempers tend to flare when brains start to fry.

A GED & a little know-how will get you a $13/hour mechanic's job in Ohio.

69 comments:

ROSE said...

& hail's on the way if you believe the weather people (which you really shouldn't)!

Anonymous said...

Lord only knows there are not many brains to fry in Clayberry.

Anonymous said...

Wv Supreme Court rules drivers who loose their License will no longer be able to ride ATV's along roadways in Wv.

Anonymous said...

Like driving without a license ever stopped anybody from getting behind the wheel.

Anonymous said...

John Michael Montgomery is going to be at Haddad Riverfront Park tonight!! AND ... the concert is FREE! (it's part of the American Electric Power Lineman's Rodeo)

ROSE said...

Alabama Republican Senator Charles Bishop, who punched Democratic Senator Lowell Barron in the head expressed regret, saying "that's not the way grown men solve their problems," but he said he won't immediately apologize.

Senator Bishop claimed that Senator Barron called him a "son of a (expletive)" in the Senate chamber on Thursday.

Senator Barron responded with, "Didn't hurt! Didn't hurt!" at which point Senator Bishop said, "Nanny nanny boo boo! Yo mama smells like doo doo!!"

I always enjoy a good "prove you're an idiot in public" story.

Anonymous said...

Info on the woman arrested by the farm store:

Name cindy flores

http://www.wvrja.com/offimage/imagedisplay.asp?bookid=1084777

charged with 50 counts of sexual assualt 3rd degree for sleeping with a 15 year old.

She should have known better

ROSE said...

Maybe she couldn't get any grownups to sleep with her.

ROSE said...

I see Thomas Holcomb is in jail. What'd he do??

Anonymous said...

Isn't there another Flores chick who seems to end up in the can a lot?

Anonymous said...

who would be that hard up to sleep with that girl......did ya'lls sees that picture......

Anonymous said...

A 15 year old.

Anonymous said...

The other Flores woman is Laura Flores who was Cindy Flores sister in law at one time.

ROSE said...

A quick search of AWs site turns up quite a few hits for Thomas & Laura Flores. They sound like a lovely family.

Sorta like another family I know far better than I want to.

I wonder if this is a topic of conversation at family reunions, "Hey, man! I've been arrrested 14 times this year. How 'bout you?" ... "Wow, dude! You're smokin'! I only been in the slammer twice, but it was for 10 days at a time." ...

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhhhhhh! that should make any parent real proud and more then likely wish they had flushed them down the commode, or pinched their heads off at birth.

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Anonymous said...

beautiful flower

Anonymous said...

Clay County it's a joke AGAIN!
W.Va. schools to receive $898,874 for Internet technologies

Anonymous said...

If you don't get the joke think back awhile when the powers that be dropped around $250,000 on town wide Internet Access. Rockerfeller says this program has been in effect for the past ten years. Can you hear me now Slinky?

Anonymous said...

Anybody planning a welcome home cleanup party for Jack Coleman?

Anonymous said...

I don't know who's in charge of the party, but I'll stop and get the bologna!

Anonymous said...

How'd you know fried baloney was Jack's favorite?

Anonymous said...

Yes, beautiful flower.

Great profile pic, too.

Your site is very nice.

Anonymous said...

I thought everbody in Clay County knew Jack's favorite was fried bologna. What else would it be??

Anonymous said...

Raw hot dogs take second place.

ROSE said...

I heard that while Jack was in jail, he slimmed down, buffed up, finished his masters degree, passed the bar exam, got a business license & is opening his own law firm with MP as his legal assistant.

AND ... he's looking for a woman.

Anonymous said...

Well he's got a woman in MP, good match. They will have to use cement blocks for an inner spring tho'.

Anonymous said...

Not only that I heard he has a great book deal that's going directly to silver screen. I can't remember if it was Jack Nicholson or Anthony Hopkins who would be starring as Jack.

Anonymous said...

Hope they don't film on location. Bomont can't handle that many people with jobs at one time.

Anonymous said...

The hail you say Rose, top of the day to you.

Anonymous said...

Since you brought up MP, did you know that she has a myspace page.....but it is set to private, so no one that isnt here friend can view it. Thought she wanted everyone to hear what she has to say.......guess she has really turned a new leaf........nah, h*ll would freeze over if that happened, and she hates the Cold.

Anonymous said...

on AW page, Does anyone know why M. Childers was canned at CRPSD?? Any guesses Rose, since you were they only smart one on that board??

Anonymous said...

A lot of people have myspace's that are private, so what is the big deal? Or is it just eating you alive that she won't let you on her friends list?

Also it is easy to tell that the same person is making the same MP remarks every time. Yea um, you really need to get over this obsession and take up a hobby.

Anything more productive to talk about here?

Anonymous said...

Yeah where is MP and Jack going to get all the cement blocks they need to cement their relationship in business and home?

ROSE said...

Well, now, I don't really have many guesses as to why Mr. Childers may have been let go, but we know it can't be:

1) theft
2) napping on the job
3) fudging timesheets
5) using the company truck for private use
or 6) being stupid

because all of those things have been accused in the past & nobody ever lost their job.

Maybe Mr. Chairman was just feeling like a Powerful Man that day.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Mr. Chairman needs his a*s kicked.

Anonymous said...

Jack and Rose is more like it. You know how those big guys like that anorexic looking women. Connie was anorexic looking, so it makes sense that his next one is too.

Wonder if going to jail did him any good?

Anonymous said...

Ever notice how only fat people make fun of skinny ones and visa versa?

Anonymous said...

Not me, I'm fat and I usually make fun of other fat people too. Skinny people generally have other things to make fun of besides their weight. For example, alot of skinny chicks still have that ledge hair thing going on. Or dress like sluts. Or have big teeth. (ones that you can see when they aren't in the car)

Anonymous said...

In Claybery, I think Childers was canned to make room for a Shayna Sams choice

ROSE said...

Even skinny people branch out sometimes & hack on things other than peoples' weight. Things like their attitude & their weird little twitches & habits & such.

Very few people have just one characteristic for other people to make fun of.

Some people will just make fun of anything.

Anonymous said...

Anorexic? Not hardly. I call it slim and trim and ready for anything. You'll always find ice cream in their freezers. Gluttony? If the shoe fits wear it.

Anonymous said...

If you can get your big fat foot in it.

Anonymous said...

To all you big fat christians out there, slim and trim is not a sin, gluttony is.

Anonymous said...

Wow!! Now there's a topic fitting for a blog or the Clayberry finest Gossip paper. Lets all jump on some fat person if we can actually find one in Clay County. I thought they were kin to the Ethiopians and just had a fat gut hanging out.Everybody knows that people work in Clayberry and noone has time to get fat here.

Anonymous said...

With all the twists and turns in life and Rose and Jack fulfill their destiny. I wonder who is going to come out on top

ROSE said...

My, my, my. It almost sounds as though somebody might be jealous.

Anonymous said...

You got that right Rose. I didn't know you were up for grabs.

ROSE said...

LOL Me, neither!

Of course, I know how the husband is always the last to know, so I've been keeping mine posted. We're learning all about my "new life" together. Isn't that special?

ROSE said...

Channel 3 news just reported that Clay County Commissioner FRANK King & Sheriff Randy Holcolmb are being honored today for their efforts during the gas shortage this past winter.

Congratulations, FRANK & Randy! teeheehee

I wonder if the people who paid to have the "IMPEACH BOB ORE" signs are packing up & moving out of Clendenin this morning?

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding, the Impeach Bob Ore tag team makes that sort activity their full time job. NOW, since Bob has been re elected they'll have plenty to do!

Anonymous said...

It looks as if the coven will be following me up the hill : (

Anonymous said...

Rose, does your "new life" have anything to do with JC?

Anonymous said...

Looks like the Clay County Mafia is slipping since Bob Ore is still mayor.

Could it be that Bob's a better man than the mafia leader?

Anonymous said...

rose's new life can include me!!!

ROSE said...

LOL

Honestly, I've lived the same ol' life with the same ol' man for over 20 years. I reckon I'll just hang on to him for awhile longer.

It's not a rut; it's a comfortable groove.

Anonymous said...

Not a man I know of wouldn't trade a woman for a goat if he could find someone dumb enough to trade with him. After all they are the dumbest animal on a farm so I hear.

Anonymous said...

at least the goat would take care of the yard.

Anonymous said...

and have a better a** and are quieter

ROSE said...

I can't speak for other women, but I'm sure a goat would be much cheaper to maintain than I am.

I doubt seriously, though, that my husband would trade me in on one.

... though there might be days he'd seriously consider it ...

Anonymous said...

Who rolled the tractor over on them at Porters Creek?

Anonymous said...

maybe he was stealing copper

Anonymous said...

Young Mann Dowell is in jail. Won't he feel stupid with that name when he's 70?

Anonymous said...

If he's in jail he's already stupid.

Anonymous said...

Some of us don't have much room to talk.

ROSE said...

What's the Clay County Mafia?

What's the deal with Mr. Childers? One of these days, Mr. Chairman is going to overstep himself further than anybody's going to tolerate.

Anonymous said...

Clay County Mafia? I bet they're the ones hiding all that stolen equipment up on Murder Mountain.

Anonymous said...

"Mr. Chairman" needs a good a*s kickin. He's the one MP should slap.

Anonymous said...

Fire them all and start fresh with somebody Jimmy Sams don't even know.