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When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

If you are one, if you have one, if you've ever been one,

Happy Father's Day!

If everybody was blessed with dads as great as mine,
the world would be a much better place.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

first: i think my father was my uncle, and my uncle was my father. made an unhappy marriage.

ROSE said...

I know somebody whose uncle is her father and her father is her brother.

It's when your father & your child's father are the same man that you've got problems.

Anonymous said...

eeeeeeewwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

I just talked to my dad. He's neither my uncle, brother or husband.He still loves a good dirty joke and he was cookin' out when I called. That's my dad!

CB

Anonymous said...

will you send him a garland of roses CB

Anonymous said...

Does that message have a hidden meaning?

Anonymous said...

No its when your mother and your father both have the same father that you have problems

Anonymous said...

At least they arnt queers.

Anonymous said...

Two five year old boys were sitting at the hospital waiting on surgeries. The first little boy asked the other littl boy what he was in for. The boy replied having my tonsils our. Oh! said the first little boy thats a breeze you get to eat all of the ice cream and pop sicles you want. The second little boy asked the first one what he was having done. Oh I am having a circumcision. Oh my god! replied the first little boy Run! I had that done and I couldn't walk for 2 years.
HAA!HAA!

ROSE said...

LOL

GOOD MORNING!!

I see there's a new blog in town. Reckon it'll have any staying power?

Anonymous said...

where can we read it?

Anonymous said...

On the toilet, in front of the TV, behind the couch, anywhere you want to.

Anonymous said...

Or I'm my own Grandpa.

Anonymous said...

http://clayberrycorruption1.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Thank you anon at 2:51 for the info and to anon at 12:05, you're a smart alec.

ROSE said...

HAPPY WEST VIRGINIA DAY!

All you non-private-industry people enjoy your day off while the rest of us are toiling away.

And ...

HAPPY LAST DAY OF SPRING!

Tomorrow's the first day of summer. Boy, won't it be nice to get some warm weather for a change? >;P

Anonymous said...

Hopefully last night will be a good surprise for summers beginning. Lawns dead, fields brown, no bloom on the trees, no nectar for bees to make honey, no grass for cattle to eat and no rain to make gardens grow for weeks.
Government announces that over 80% of food consumed by American buyers comes from China. Colgate toothpaste on the poison list originating from China. More immigrants marching on Wash. D.C. and no new laws to control them with or export them.
Thank You Clinton & Gore for the North American Fair Trade Agreement and the loss of Factorys,Farms,and the Recession we are now in. Thanks for controling what is grown in this country so we are more dependant on other countrys. Thank You Mr. Byrd, Rockefeller and Rahall for voting against making coal a liquid fuel and putting more people out of work and leaving us more dependant on Foriegn Oil. But most of all Thanks God for a refreshing rain last night and early morning and like all gripers send some more.
Happy 144th Birthday West Virginia and all the state workers getting the day off.

Anonymous said...

It's one of the few perks the state workers get to compensate for the hourly wage of $7.00/hr. from which they take out a $20 parking fee and $4/mo. city fee.

Anonymous said...

There is very few state workers working for $7.00 per hour that I know of. Maybe back in the 70's they were making that.

Anonymous said...

Okay...it is more than $7/hr, not by much though. I bring home less than $400 every two weeks. I do have insurance taken out. You do the the math. It's not much.

ROSE said...

Even if it's only $7 an hour, at least it's an honest living, provides insurance & allows you to contribute something to somebody.

There's a heap site lot to be said for that.

I don't think it justifies the "Charleston User Fee" being doubled, though.

Anonymous said...

It's not all that honest, sometimes, I steal pens from work.

Anonymous said...

Its one of the few jobs you can work at today with a retirement plan and you don't have to worry about it being taken away from you. The state and federal government retirements are the only ones with a guarantee. Not like others that the governments will let companys rip right out from under you just when you need it.

ROSE said...

You should carry a bigger purse so you can steal more stuff.

Anonymous said...

That retirement plan only works out well for you if you've been working there for the past 20 or 30 years.

ROSE said...

HAPPY SUMMER!!

WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!

Twenty or 30 years at the same job ... I just can't wrap my mind around that.

Anonymous said...

The only thing I've done consistantly for 20 or 30 years is breathe in and breathe out.

ROSE said...

I can at least do better than that - I've maintained the same hairstyle.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

Anonymous said...

Rose, you are a trip!

Anonymous said...

holy cats petunia! what Andy done.

ROSE said...

ROFLMAO!!!

YOU JUST WAIT TILL I FIND THAT BUTTWALK PICTURE, MISSY!!

Anonymous said...

See you dirty lar!!!! You have NOT maintained the same hairstyle!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(Oh God!!!!!!....the buttwalk picture {: O

TAKE IT BACK ANDY! TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!

ROSE said...

LOL

I've maintained the same 'do ever since I could afford a haircut.

Hmm ... I'm wondering if the butt shot from The Farm would be a decent substitute until I can remember where the buttwalk poster is ... teeheehee

Anonymous said...

I suppose it's the same do....just less of it. Or maybe your head is just a lot bigger now. BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Poster????? (gulp)

ROSE said...

My head is swelling out of my hair. Is that what you're saying?? LOL

Poster, billboard ... it's all the same thing, depending on your perspective.

BAHAHAHAHAHA