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Duct Tape. Keep it handy all the time. When tempted to say something bad about someone, promptly place duct tape over mouth. The pain of having to rip it off is BIG reason to keep mouth shut in the first place.
I even hear " Santa " carry's a roll of duct tape with him on his yearly, merry ride. Darn sled is allways breaking down!! Hey Rose, some one must of touched a nerve over on, WHY! WHY! WHY! THE WISE OLD OWL!!!
hey WISE OLD OWL you full BS sandy craws him smart have red toyota. donations welcome. will help santa claus pay for lawsuit i hear someone gonna sue because no get present. send po box 54, ivydale wv 25113 people no want talk sandy craws always whining gimmee gimmee stingy bunch arse holes. sandy craws no get gov. subsidy. whiners live off neighbors whiners aways jumping up saying i am offended. like stick 38 special up arse pull trigger. sandy craws peacful anymore though him kind go way of dodo bird
holy crap.. even I had to re-read the last one to figure out what the heck it was talkin bout. Sandy craws = SANTA CLAUSE this is a note the rest of the people that read that one and scratch their head, saying ??? WTF???
There are only three "tools" you will ever need in life. Duct tape, WD-40 and a hammer. If it moves and it shouldn't use the duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should use the WD-40. If neither one works...start swingin' that hammer.
I can see that the trailer park has moved to broadband….ROTFLMAO Are all of you planning on actually going to the GA Dome, or will the game replay on RFD for ya’ll next year?
You guys can laugh and talk big behind your computer all day. That is fine. Suit yourself. But, mark my words: If you don't show me respect on Jan. 2 in the GA Dome you will regret it. I have 16 inch guns and bench 320. Yes, I am peaceful man but I can bring it. Never met my physical equal. I truly will patrol the WVU section aisle by aisle. Didn't come on here looking for trouble but some seem to think this affords them the opportunity to live out big and boastful talk.
I'll wade into any section in the GA Dome and demand respect and don't think I won't.
hey folks the lone stranger and sandy craws gonna leave go to arizona gots girlfriend there she sitting on goldmine try to get her off butt so de can develop she promise small interest say major assets belong to her. den maybe on to the orient. quien sabe. some friends gonna take over here. bye now its been fun.
You should know as WVU fans we don't ask for respect. We have earned it and demand it. There's simply no way of getting around that. We're firmly aware of the rich Georgia tradition, and don't take them lightly.
First...I know you are a deer expert. With that knowledge you know that W.Va. is a deer mecca. Many big bucks are killed each year...in the hollows, in the fields, and on the ridge lines, so we share a common bond with our Georgia friends to the south. We'll walk 10 miles a day through snow, sleet, and rain in a pair of sandals and a set of carharts, just to set up a camp (Respect). We'll kill a buck with our own hands, dress him with our truck keys (respect), and then pack him out on our backs. I did this back in the fall of '98 when I spotted a 170 class buck who was bedded in the median of Interstate 79. Not to let a big one get away...I stopped the truck a couple miles downwind. I grabbed a few strips of rubber tire that had come off a big rig and wrapped my body in them (respect), knowing the big boy had come to feel secure with the smell of blown tires. As he bedded I snuck up from behind and looked for a way to bring him home to feed the family. He had no idea I was there and never knew what hit him as a good swift punch snapped his head to the side and broke his neck (respect). None of the passerby's ever witnessed it, and after I dressed him with my truck keys and then wore the cape back to the truck just because I could (respect). I remember that day, because I purchased a new set of sandals for the upcoming turkey season.
Now I know you also know your football. The same dedication for hunting should be said about our Mountaineer fans. Where in the south, pre-game tailgating is a tradition, we tailgate for a solid week leading up the game. The University frowns on such behavior, but the fans don't ask for the University's respect, we demand it and then abide-as they should. We don't enter the game until the 1st quarter is over, and only then we do so on the opposite side of where we are sitting (respect) much to the disapproval of the ticket/gate attendants. Upon the conclusion of another victory, we set fire to any couch that isn't tied down. Why do such a thing? A couch is a man's place of comfort within a home...where you watch football, sleep when drunk or sick, etc. Burning one is a sign of security with one's life. We'll sit on the hardwood floor, in the dead of winter, to show we are at peace with another victory at the expense of another team's miserable defeat. (Respect) I remember my first couch I burned. I drug my leather section to the middle of the street, lit her up, and then sang Country Roads in honor of another victory (respect). I remember that day because the next day I got my drivers licensed renewed and still reeked of burnt leather. I sat on the floor for the remainder of the football and basketball season just to reflect upon my happiness with the Mountaineers.
Our mascots. We are much the same, Georgia and WVU as we both worship a living thing instead of some person in a costume, like you would find at Disney. A man in a buckskin suit (which you should know came from my interstate B&C buck), coonskin hat and moccasins demands respect. Much the same way you are comfortable dressing a dog in clothes (respect). But you should know that we and are mascot are trained marksman. And while we honor your right to worship a dog, we will put him down if he infringes our rights to watch the game. (respect) A barking dog is a nuisance. I only tell you that so you keep him on a short leash and on best behavior.
We should drink a beer together at this game, and no matter the winner, I shall bring my newest couch, with hopes you will burn it with me at the conclusion of the game (respect).
THE EULOGY .....She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried again and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
Mike? It's a lovely, tragic story, but since you posted it everywhere else, I'm skipping here, ok? Y'all go on over to George & MPs sites to see Mike's masterpiece.
Thank you for sparing us that one Rose! I did read mike's masterpiece elsewhere. Very good decision not putting it on your site!
I don't understand some people. MP gets all in a tizzy about anyone copying & pasting all the time (on her board) and then look what she or mike did! Same thing. Wait, that sounds about right doesn't it? Do TO others what you don't want done to you. Another misconception on her part! Do UNTO others as you would have them DO UNTO YOU!!
I think someone should copy and paste the dirty mouth on some campaign material so the entire county can see her for what she really is. What a mouth!!!
b...rulz, it's like rubber necking at a train wreck - you want to look away, but you just can't. Ever listen to John Boy & Billy? "I'm repulsed, but I can't look away."
Very well, Rose. Guess I'll just have to resign myself to the fact that this is one of those "bad penny" or "thorn in the side" things and stop whining about it. At least I only read about it. You, on the other hand, have to actually be in the same room from time to time. You have my deepest sympathy. However, I am sure you can handle it since you obviously are very smart, well educated, have a lot of class and maybe most important is your terrific sense of humor. Have a great day!
Grandma always said, "When the rains come, soar with the eagles or you'll drown with the turkeys."
What goes around in this town doesn't just come around, it goes around & around & around & around .........
Actually, it comes in handy for the Mom part of me - helps me teach my kids how not to act because people are watching, keeping track & never forget! teeheehee
Have a great day! Be careful out there - the weatherman's a little confused!
Morning Rose! Don't really have much of a comment. Just letting everyone know that I'm still alive! No reindeer butt ramming for me...LMAO!! The things ya miss without access to the internet. Sheeww.
1-800-597-8624 to sign up.Everyone please sent a message to challenge MP to exhibit her slapping skills. she could win 1000.00 dollars. This could be such an easy way for her to make money, not get arrested and vent anger. She will even get paid for it. She will be in the spot light and half of Clay County will be there to see it. Just think it could be great for her political career. This commisssioner will fight for you!!!
hey rose i still love you. bit out of it yet. its that d__n new shazam cape had to go through thunderstorm to get recharge. me and sandy stopped at north pole to gas up. had corn brad, brown beans, green onoins. then me and sandy we had a wee nip of eggnog to kinda keep the chilblains away. both got polarized. headed for tucson sandy maybe coulden' find brake on new cape. last i see of him he headed south. watch for him xmas if see flashing light pass overhead he ain't found brake yet. eggnog otta wear off soon. as for me got a little off course. crossed int'l date line three times backward. got here three days before we srarted though. had good rest waiting for ya'll to catch up. girl friend kinda pi__ed hit me over head with rocking chair. tole her she my one and only we kissed and made up. give her xmas present large purple raindeer prong. everyting be fine now sandy he get stopped. love the lone stranger merry xmas everyone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, LoneStranger. If you love me so much, where are the flowers & the chocolates?? Not that pricey stuff, either. I'm a wild flower/Hershey sorta girl. teeheehee
Hope you both thoroughly enjoy the purple friend. You crack me up!!
Hey Rose! You ever herd the saying, You are perttier than a speckeled steam boat? My pappy say's that once in a while. Anyways you get my point. Looks like you are going to have to draft a peace treaty between suthurn boy and the strange one. Just an observation, wonder if it turned out, they both were women, finally met and it turned out to be a lasting relationship! After all, this is America and any thing is possible. This little black boy has got to go now and i'm going to sign this off as anon. for fear they may want to make a threesome out of it. ANON>
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Duct Tape. Keep it handy all the time. When tempted to say something bad about someone, promptly place duct tape over mouth. The pain of having to rip it off is BIG reason to keep mouth shut in the first place.
Does it work if you apply it to a keyboard?
I even hear " Santa " carry's a roll of duct tape with him on his yearly, merry ride. Darn sled is allways breaking down!! Hey Rose, some one must of touched a nerve over on, WHY! WHY! WHY! THE WISE OLD OWL!!!
hey WISE OLD OWL you full BS sandy craws him smart have red toyota. donations welcome. will help santa claus pay for lawsuit i hear someone gonna sue because no get present. send po box 54, ivydale wv 25113 people no want talk sandy craws always whining gimmee gimmee stingy bunch arse holes. sandy craws no get gov. subsidy. whiners live off neighbors whiners aways jumping up saying i am offended. like stick 38 special up arse pull trigger. sandy craws peacful anymore though him kind go way of dodo bird
holy crap.. even I had to re-read the last one to figure out what the heck it was talkin bout.
Sandy craws = SANTA CLAUSE
this is a note the rest of the people that read that one and scratch their head, saying ??? WTF???
There are only three "tools" you will ever need in life. Duct tape, WD-40 and a hammer. If it moves and it shouldn't use the duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should use the WD-40. If neither one works...start swingin' that hammer.
duct tape's good to tape your a'hole up to keep people from shoving their heads up there.
IT's also good for those same people to use on their own to keep their heads out of their own a'holes.
OUCH!!!
I can see that the trailer park has moved to broadband….ROTFLMAO Are all of you planning on actually going to the GA Dome, or will the game replay on RFD for ya’ll next year?
You guys can laugh and talk big behind your computer all day. That is fine. Suit yourself. But, mark my words: If you don't show me respect on Jan. 2 in the GA Dome you will regret it.
I have 16 inch guns and bench 320. Yes, I am peaceful man but I can bring it. Never met my physical equal. I truly will patrol the WVU section aisle by aisle. Didn't come on here looking for trouble but some seem to think this affords them the opportunity to live out big and boastful talk.
I'll wade into any section in the GA Dome and demand respect and don't think I won't.
hey folks the lone stranger and sandy craws gonna leave go to arizona gots girlfriend there she sitting on goldmine try to get her off butt so de can develop she promise small interest say major assets belong to her. den maybe on to the orient. quien sabe. some friends gonna take over here. bye now its been fun.
You should know as WVU fans we don't ask for respect. We have earned it and demand it. There's simply no way of getting around that. We're firmly aware of the rich Georgia tradition, and don't take them lightly.
First...I know you are a deer expert. With that knowledge you know that W.Va. is a deer mecca. Many big bucks are killed each year...in the hollows, in the fields, and on the ridge lines, so we share a common bond with our Georgia friends to the south. We'll walk 10 miles a day through snow, sleet, and rain in a pair of sandals and a set of carharts, just to set up a camp (Respect). We'll kill a buck with our own hands, dress him with our truck keys (respect), and then pack him out on our backs. I did this back in the fall of '98 when I spotted a 170 class buck who was bedded in the median of Interstate 79. Not to let a big one get away...I stopped the truck a couple miles downwind. I grabbed a few strips of rubber tire that had come off a big rig and wrapped my body in them (respect), knowing the big boy had come to feel secure with the smell of blown tires. As he bedded I snuck up from behind and looked for a way to bring him home to feed the family. He had no idea I was there and never knew what hit him as a good swift punch snapped his head to the side and broke his neck (respect). None of the passerby's ever witnessed it, and after I dressed him with my truck keys and then wore the cape back to the truck just because I could (respect). I remember that day, because I purchased a new set of sandals for the upcoming turkey season.
Now I know you also know your football. The same dedication for hunting should be said about our Mountaineer fans. Where in the south, pre-game tailgating is a tradition, we tailgate for a solid week leading up the game. The University frowns on such behavior, but the fans don't ask for the University's respect, we demand it and then abide-as they should. We don't enter the game until the 1st quarter is over, and only then we do so on the opposite side of where we are sitting (respect) much to the disapproval of the ticket/gate attendants. Upon the conclusion of another victory, we set fire to any couch that isn't tied down. Why do such a thing? A couch is a man's place of comfort within a home...where you watch football, sleep when drunk or sick, etc. Burning one is a sign of security with one's life. We'll sit on the hardwood floor, in the dead of winter, to show we are at peace with another victory at the expense of another team's miserable defeat. (Respect) I remember my first couch I burned. I drug my leather section to the middle of the street, lit her up, and then sang Country Roads in honor of another victory (respect). I remember that day because the next day I got my drivers licensed renewed and still reeked of burnt leather. I sat on the floor for the remainder of the football and basketball season just to reflect upon my happiness with the Mountaineers.
Our mascots. We are much the same, Georgia and WVU as we both worship a living thing instead of some person in a costume, like you would find at Disney. A man in a buckskin suit (which you should know came from my interstate B&C buck), coonskin hat and moccasins demands respect. Much the same way you are comfortable dressing a dog in clothes (respect). But you should know that we and are mascot are trained marksman. And while we honor your right to worship a dog, we will put him down if he infringes our rights to watch the game. (respect) A barking dog is a nuisance. I only tell you that so you keep him on a short leash and on best behavior.
We should drink a beer together at this game, and no matter the winner, I shall bring my newest couch, with hopes you will burn it with me at the conclusion of the game (respect).
Let's see ... threats, winkin', WD-40, 16 inch guns & duct tape. YEE HAW!! It's a down home ho-down!! Ho down? I'm not even going there.
teeheehee, SB. Without the pictures, it's all just conjecture.
LoneStranger? You're leaving us? For real? Take it easy out there. Stop on by when you're in the neighborhood! See ya on the flipside.
THE EULOGY
.....She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her
husband died. But, she remarried again and this time
had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
Thanks, MJ!!
Mike? It's a lovely, tragic story, but since you posted it everywhere else, I'm skipping here, ok? Y'all go on over to George & MPs sites to see Mike's masterpiece.
Thank you for sparing us that one Rose!
I did read mike's masterpiece elsewhere. Very good decision not putting it on your site!
I don't understand some people. MP gets all in a tizzy about anyone copying & pasting all the time (on her board) and then look what she or mike did! Same thing. Wait, that sounds about right doesn't it?
Do TO others what you don't want done to you. Another misconception on her part!
Do UNTO others as you would have them DO UNTO YOU!!
geesh, some people!
Thanks, Anon! Though George's board is a riot, I like to maintain a certain level of ... um ... variety over here.
I think someone should copy and paste the dirty mouth on some campaign material so the entire county can see her for what she really is. What a mouth!!!
AW would hve to give up his billboard just so there'd be enuf space.
"Morbid obsession" rearing it's ugly head again.
b...rulz, it's like rubber necking at a train wreck - you want to look away, but you just can't. Ever listen to John Boy & Billy? "I'm repulsed, but I can't look away."
Maybe a duct tape head wrap??
Very well, Rose. Guess I'll just have to resign myself to the fact that this is one of those "bad penny" or "thorn in the side" things and stop whining about it. At least I only read about it. You, on the other hand, have to actually be in the same room from time to time. You have my deepest sympathy. However, I am sure you can handle it since you obviously are very smart, well educated, have a lot of class and maybe most important is your terrific sense of humor. Have a great day!
Aw, thanks, b...rulz!
Grandma always said, "When the rains come, soar with the eagles or you'll drown with the turkeys."
What goes around in this town doesn't just come around, it goes around & around & around & around .........
Actually, it comes in handy for the Mom part of me - helps me teach my kids how not to act because people are watching, keeping track & never forget! teeheehee
Have a great day! Be careful out there - the weatherman's a little confused!
Morning Rose! Don't really have much of a comment. Just letting everyone know that I'm still alive! No reindeer butt ramming for me...LMAO!! The things ya miss without access to the internet. Sheeww.
Have a good one
WVchic
If ignorance is truly bliss, then MP must live in a constant state of euphoria. Let's all just sit back and watch the show.
Read a couple of post at MP's last night..Wow she was mad
Guess anger management aint working
anonymous said:
You got that backwards don't ya,what ya really meant to say was that you have a 16 inch mouth and a 320 pound a**.Your just a bullfrog talking BS.
(I took editorial liberties w/the language ...)
Sorry rose for the language I apoligize
No problem! I really don't know why I bothered. Reckon I'm feeling a bit anal retentive today ... BAHAHAHAHA
If MP is so bad encourage her to sign up for the Rough and Rowdy and she could win 1000.00. She won't fight.
1-800-597-8624 to sign up.Everyone please sent a message to challenge MP to exhibit her slapping skills. she could win 1000.00 dollars. This could be such an easy way for her to make money, not get arrested and vent anger. She will even get paid for it. She will be in the spot light and half of Clay County will be there to see it. Just think it could be great for her political career. This commisssioner will fight for you!!!
Duct tape can be used to cover the wounds from the Rough and Rowdy brawl. Just the thing for MP. Fits her style. Slappin' and a cussin'. lmao
hey rose i still love you. bit out of it yet. its that d__n new shazam cape had to go through thunderstorm to get recharge. me and sandy stopped at north pole to gas up. had corn brad, brown beans, green onoins. then me and sandy we had a wee nip of eggnog to kinda keep the chilblains away. both got polarized. headed for tucson sandy maybe coulden' find brake on new cape. last i see of him he headed south. watch for him xmas if see flashing light pass overhead he ain't found brake yet. eggnog otta wear off soon. as for me got a little off course. crossed int'l date line three times backward. got here three days before we srarted though. had good rest waiting for ya'll to catch up. girl friend kinda pi__ed hit me over head with rocking chair. tole her she my one and only we kissed and made up. give her xmas present large purple raindeer prong. everyting be fine now sandy he get stopped. love the lone stranger merry xmas everyone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, LoneStranger. If you love me so much, where are the flowers & the chocolates?? Not that pricey stuff, either. I'm a wild flower/Hershey sorta girl. teeheehee
Hope you both thoroughly enjoy the purple friend. You crack me up!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Hey Rose! You ever herd the saying, You are perttier than a speckeled steam boat? My pappy say's that once in a while. Anyways you get my point. Looks like you are going to have to draft a peace treaty between suthurn boy and the strange one. Just an observation, wonder if it turned out, they both were women, finally met and it turned out to be a lasting relationship! After all, this is America and any thing is possible. This little black boy has got to go now and i'm going to sign this off as anon. for fear they may want to make a threesome out of it. ANON>
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