I'm old enough to run for President. If Trace Adkins had his own 1-900 number, I'd be broke. Do superheroes wash their own tights? My son might marry your daughter someday. Do you smell something?
The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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Ode to Four Purple Inches
once a loser bought a toy,
all purple hard and nasty.
figured she better tell everybody
that it wasn't very classy.
so she signed her name to her review,
for all the world to see.
then got pissed cause she got googled
by a man named Ann Dee
he only has four inches,
but he's a happy little man.
it ain't big and it ain't purple,
but he does the best he can.
you might not think they like each other,
and i don't wanna diss ya,
i think i'm saying what we all know-
Ann Dee loves Ma Lissa.
you may not believe the things you read,
but then again, you might.
just because you can print it,
that doesn't make it right.
but that's what makes america great
and why we have free speech.
instead of filing lawsuits,
practice what you preach.
just because you come under fire,
you don't have to fire back.
instead of going to the courthouse,
just crawl back in the sack.
you might not think they like each other,
but it's plain for all to see.
she just does it for his attention,
Ma Lissa loves Ann Dee.
There once was a girl named Em Pee
Who caused a lot of trouble.
There once was a boy named Ann Dee
Who printed it on the double.
Em Pee didn't like Ann Dee,
or so we all were told.
she got fed up with all his "lies"
and made a move quite bold.
she wants to sue the ass off him
but really can't afford it.
so she filed papers as pauper
and over her head he did lord it.
she keeps doing stuff that makes him laugh
'cause it keeps his papers selling.
you might not think they like each other,
but a conspiracy i am smelling.
Ol' Em Pee and ol' Ann Dee,
sittin at the courthouse,
they don't know that i'm right there,
bein quiet as a mouse.
i heard her say, "i love you, prong"
he said, "a kiss you just must gimme"
she puckered up and he did, too
when suddenly, along came Gem Ee.
Gem Ee said, "now, cut that out! it just ain't right!"
"and i won't have it, dammit!"
"get out of here! go on! go now!"
"your foggin my commandments."
So ol' Em Pee and ol' Ann Dee,
they left there hand-in-hand.
just another day in the life
of good ol' Clayberry Land.
hey can't seem to find roses current comments this morn. found very briefly. a minnie pearl comment. couldn't tell whrther it was an admirer, a mad dog, DJE running his mouth or rose trying to trick me. rather confusing i don't remember rose putting me on a list of cowards. can't get it again just now will check later. my computer seems this morn. to be as unstable and loose as your mouth. seems you too can pass as a coward. you didn't sign your real name. trying to pass as MP. hey good for laughs. hard to tell the donkeys from the goats. the lone stranger
Oh, LoneStranger ... I would never trick you! Minnie left her comment over on "Random Thoughts of Questionable Coherency."
I wouldn't put you on any list of cowards, either. I have lots & lots of thoughts on that, but I'm I'm trying to learn some self-restraint.
hey Rose I never thought you would.
ma cherie, ma petite rouge rogue Rose. just random thoughts going nowhere. led me to little red riding hood and the big bad woof. and then i wondered if the big bad woof had fathered Romulus and Remus. from trere i went to Romeo and Juliet. I said hey whats romeo and juliet got in common with romulus and remus. and then it came to me, of course, romulus and remus are supposed to have founded Rome and romeo is supposed to have fondled juliet. the lone stranger PS don't worry Rose i know you have a husband and two kids[children] that is.
Mother Goose, she had some fun
one dark and frigid night
she wrote some poems and had some laughs
and offered her insight.
I think you might be surprised
to know just who she is.
it might be who you think it isn't
or just a rhyming whiz.
To save yourself from her words
and from her wicked prose,
stay out of the papers and out of the news
we're fed up with your woes.
To save yourself some heartache
and save yourself some sorrow
don’t step on the toes that belong to the ass
you might be kissing tomorrow.
I Did not leave my name because I wasn't the one who asked Rose to put a fake name up with a list of HERO's. Either your ashamed of what you are or what you did or your not.I thought that the military was proud of who they were and what thay stood for.If your proud of it why the fake ID. IT'S NOT NICE TO FOOL MOTHER NATURE. Dena Dietrich
Well, so much for anything interesting today.
Dena - LoneStranger didn't ask me to do anything & he never asked for his name to be posted at all.
I extended an invitation to him to post his real name and he thus far hasn't accepted. That's his decision and I respect that. I presumptuously took it upon myself to post his nickname as a token of my appreciation of his services & I'm honored that he hasn't asked me to remove it (which I would do).
I have a lot of military men in my family and not one of them has ever sought any sort of recognition or shouted his pride to the public. We do that for them.
hey i'm sorry Dena. we seem to have a series of misunderstandsings due to delays in posting and problems with my computer this morning. many people in clay county know me few know anything about my life. the nitty-gritty of what i'm trying to say is that all service men deserve respect not just me. honey i was there protecting your freedom before you were born. i've never thought i did anything special. however i get tired of sad sacks getting up and saying i'm offended because their welfare check was late. you ever come to town tell me when and where and as with Rose i'll meet you but i don't want my name published. for privacy send card in care PO BOX 54, IVYDALE, WV 25113 hey, i'm bored
Hey, LoneStranger? When I was in high school, Jerry Stover took a bunch of us around to interview various war vets. Did we ever get to you??
KB - welcome to our world! I'm sorry for the loss of your Alan. I can't imagine the hell that must be.
Chuck's "circumstances" were so bizarre in so many ways, I think we'd all have questions even if we had definitive answers.
no Rose, what year was that. may not have been here. let's see 33yrs minus a 10 & a 12 yr. old minus 3-4yrs law school 16 to 17 yrs ago. 1986-87 maybe. hey Rose that's about the time i was serving 90 days in jail for onrenious. hey i cant' spell that one. incidentally it was for brandishing a weapon in my own home even though the state police cpl. swore he pulled his gun first and that he didn't see no violation of the law. didn't have no warrant either. he and fellow police officer did visuaol search of my home . got search warrant three hrs. later. didn't find anything illegal. clay county didn't have constituitional rights at that time. the lone stranger oh yes they kept my property. judge said he would give it back when he took the notion. ask judge facemire he was prosecutor
I totally respect that he does not want his name published. But I would think that if you served in the military that it wasen't something to be ashamed of. It was something to be proud of.And still is.Rose I apoligize for the misunderstanding that he Did not in fact ask to put his name there.And that you invited him to.Lone stranger I still think you should be proud of what ya did and who you are but thats your choice to hide your identy.If you choose to be an unknown hero then so be it. CASE CLOSED (Judge J.H)
LoneStranger, it was actually more like ... it was an ongoing project, so probably 83-85. Doesn't matter if the rest of those numbers might be a little off, too. teeheehee
seems to me y'all are having a little problem with word definition and with adding things I never said. MP I never said I fought. actually the times i was in a combat zone was when I was in the merchant marine. and Dena you seem to think that just because a serviceman is in the current combat zone he is called a hero. I don't believe Iraq is, at present, considered a combat zone, although to those there it certainly is. a hero to me is some who does something exceptional above and beyond the requirements of his profession. I am no hero and under that definition neither is general MacArthur. the freemason lodge is trying to push gen. MacArthur forward as the winner and hero in the pacific . Gen. MacArthur was a 33rd degree mason. to be a 33rd degree you must have saved someones life. now MacArthur saved the life of the pres. of the Philippines but he wouldn't do so until he received word that 1/2 a million dollars had been deposited to his "personal" acc't. then he called in a submarine "an american tax paid submarine" which had been lying out at sea and took the pres off Corregidor. an island lying in the entrance to Manila bay. MacArthur did accept the surrender of Japan. pres. Truman signed the final peace treaty July 20, 1947. the lone stranger
it soon will be time to cast your vote,
think long and hard about this.
pretty soon, we'll ask ourselves,
who do we want for commish?
first we have the one we've had
for years and years on end.
what's he done and how's he done it
and do we want him again?
then we have the educated one
whose reputation's a little ... fuzzy
look at our schools and ask yourselves,
if he wasn't there, where was he?
next we have the troubled one
you all know who i mean.
not real bright and not very nice,
but she likes to be heard and seen.
of the three, there's only one
who's neither pending nor yet filed.
won't someone give me a better choice?
one who doesn't raise my bile?
it sounds like the beginning of a real bad joke
about a liar, a cheat, a thief
who walked into a bar one night
for a whore to make them complete.
Better watch out Mouthy'r Goose, Want ta be herd and want ta be seen might inforce the " you had better carry your own tow chain law " and It cando it with out a hitch!!LEGALY!!so to say. FATHER GOOSE
What's a tow chain law?
SB-I think that your observation goes for a lot of us out here..
I'm meaning especially with the Father Goose thing.. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????but also to Mother Goose--her rhyming is superb!!!
WVchic
when you say you'll "serve the public"
they put a target on your ass.
they aim to maim and shoot to kill
and do it just for laughs.
when just a few can rile your wrath
and plant hardness in your heart,
expect the rest to be on you
like stink upon a fart.
to all you "public servants"
and those who wanna be,
one vote can make or break you
and it might belong to me.
be careful what you say & do
if you think we'll forget it, NEVER!
the life of a fart is fleeting,
but crap can float forever.
All hail to MOTHER GOOSE!!
Wowie.. you are good!!
I especially liked the last line. True, true indeed. Crap can last forever!
WVchic
NOT IF IT"S MP HERSELF.
Rose!! HELP!! Think of something. This is all just tooooo boring.
Wow. Slow day. teeheehee Threats? Cunning linguists? What the heck is going on over here?? I need to go back & reread this stuff - all I really look for when I "moderate" is whether or not suckling baboons and/or loins are mentioned ...
i've not seen no baboon suckling here, or was it suckling baboons??
and/or conversation about loins.
I think all is safe! Rest easy. It's all good!
I do know that there was NO mention of nasty undies, red OR purple pokers...cheats, whores, liars, and POSITIVELY no thieves! (today anyway)
The only thing that was of any importance was something or other about an a*s and crap lasting forever.But who's really paying any attention??
I've got a question.. maybe someone here can help me.
If MP doesn't want anyone "copying" her posts..and had DEMANDED that they be removed.. WHY OOOHHHHH WHYYYY is she doing the very same thing????
yet another itty bitty little thing that makes her look stupid.
dgc
teeheehee I told a big, fat lie & did it with a straight face!! I read every single stinkin' word & laugh my fool head off!!!
Rose i'm offended you didn't post my xmas story. i don't love you no more. boohoohooo
Cunning linguists???????
Say that three times real fast!
Got this one started, might as well add a little more to it! Any one in general,call up the" Public Service Comm." up in charleston on a complaint about being towed here in clay co. See the answer you get. In 1996 They deregulated down to having each co.handle each complaint through 911. Last time they were called by myself' M.bragg was in charge of it or it was part of his job on the ccc. Now some one else has taken that position, one would think that person would have taken over that duty. Now do your math class,it all figure's easy!! Just a simple phone call can verify this. In other words, going again the one in power's grain could some day make you wish you had a tow chain!! THE WISE OLD OWL!!!
I didn't post a Christmas story?? {scrolling frantically} Are you sure? That might've been the day the voices in my head tasted like chicken & I lost my mind. Send it again!
I'm asking for a tow chain for Christmas ...
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