Like rules, resolutions are meant to be broken.
Will you make one anyway?
Lose weight? Quit smoking? Be more tolerant of stupidity?
The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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New Year resolutions....
I got a few some might not happen some might.
Gonna start with the basics..
1. quit smoking (really should)
2. lose the extra weight (80lbs)
3. redesign the enitre house
And lastly
4. Hold a new family reunion.
p.s. #2 is the one im workin on atm
boy its not fun....
Ban my self from the Bogs so as not to affend any body! D.J.E.
1. Lose 340 pounds! (I know, it's really NOT possibly since I get sooo much food with the grub stubs--plus my issues with my thyroid!!)
2. Give it up~~ at least enough to keep my husband from turning gay.((((He's well on his way, I'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!!!)))
3. Complete Anger Management Classes.
4. Finish cheap schoolin' to compltete Criminal Justice degree. (which I am getting straight A's in, by the way!!)
5. Teach Auntie it's okay to leave the house without me! (& vice versa)
6. Stop looking up cheap, nasty, lesbian, porn! (However, I do think Rose would look good in the line up for the "A's" page for SB! MMM.. MMM... MMM!
7. Get rid of this obsession with Andy,eemmm, ahh, he's so hot!!
Mel~~~ emm, Mel~~~emmmmmmmm~~~MELLLLL!! (sorry got a littl carried away just thinking about him)
8. Get a REAL LIFE!!! So, I don't drive the rest of the hard work workin' tax paying, innocent citizens of the county completely INSANE!!!!
*¨¨*:·.·:*¨¨*MP*¨¨*:·.·:*¨¨*
Same as last year. Accept the fact that WV helped elect George Bush and that somehow the country will survive his inept leadership.
Can't find a soul now who voted for him!!!
Bush is fighting for you YOUR lazy ass. Inept? What? How about YOU try to lead this country?? Bet you would suck!! I won't elaborate further on that. But, given OUR President's position, I think he has done a FINE job!! Back off of him and thank God that HE didn't turn his back---so he could get a a BJ ---for his OWN personal satisfaction..and NOT that of the COUNTRY!!! Maybe you should be sucking the the ex-- impeached president.. if you don't think that this one is doing a good enough job!!!
This year I resolve to:
1. Quit buying bags of the toffee covered peanuts and eating all the toffee off and then spitting the peanuts out the window while I am driving.
2. Eat more produce and less pasta.
3. Get rid of clutter in my house!!!!!!!!!!
4. Move 2708.5 miles east.
CB
Remind me to never drive behind CB! Is 2708.5 miles far enough??? Does that put you close enough????
same as last year
1. kiss no donkeys
2. molest no old goats or kids.
the lone stranger
Well, there is at least one Bush fan out there in lala land. I do get off my ass and work. I work six days a week and everything, and I mean everything, gas, utilities, food keeps rising in cost. But my pay is the same. "Slick Willie" was a dumb ass and probably still is when it comes to womanizing. But at least we could afford to live. You must be someone who has money and gets the breaks Bush provides for the "haves" and to hell with the working people.
I resolve to 1) drink more Bud & less cheap crap 2) smoke less but cuss more 3) piss off everybody I missed in 2005 & 4) maybe send MP a picture to prove I ain't who she thinks I is.
CBM
She's a ego maniac, ain't she? I don't see no names mentioned. Coulda been me.
Miles O. Peters
DOOR TO DOOR BABY!!!!! Okay...you might have to pick me up at the bottom of Queen Shoal bridge, but that's close enough isn't it??????
CBM - send me a picture. I might want a date when I get out there and I like a guy who likes his Bud!!!!
Too bad....just when I thought MP was starting to be funny! : (
"Kiss no donkeys"????? Does that need to be a resolution???? YIKES!!!!
CB
Since all resoultions are CATASTROPHIC FAILURES
Just drink till ya puke then drink some more
Miles O. Peters better be careful MP will come a running, if you feel and earthquake better hide
I just figured out she does it. First of all MP COPIES AND PASTES her name into word pad, then she puts it in as other then she goes and says she didnt post that. Cause when you paste it (try for yourselves) it will appear black.) I just tried it see:
This is one time that an anon comes in handy 8->
hey anonymous dumbbell, that mean i am politically incorrect and don't have no lambskin. where you been. don't you know anything. dumb clay countian the lone stranger don't get mad now. save your vituperation for them georgia bullfrogs.
the lone stranger is either dumber than a sled track or is one of the "book smart, but no common sense" people. Or, maybe I'm the dumb one. The posts from lone stranger make very little sense to me.
hey anonymous my comments make much sense. donkey=ass, goat=freemason lambskin=3rd degree freemason me-the lone stranger=blacksheep/cowan. freemason=goatsexers. they don't like me. idon't likr them. they run clay county for their benefit not the publics benefit. schoolboard deal. auction ivydale school example. in my opinion excess money will go to freemason bank acc't. i believe all men school board members including j. linkenogger belong to freemason lodge. the lone stranger
*¨¨*:·.·:*¨¨*MP*¨¨*:·.·:*¨¨*
lone stranger,
lol. That is clear as mud but through the murky water, I think I saw that you and I do share the same opinion of our public officials. I think they are self-servants, every one of them. They serve themselves and their hand-picked employees and appointees. Relatives and friends of elected ones have jobs. Always been that way, always will be.
that whoever is using the following header
*¨¨*:·.·:*¨¨*MP*¨¨*:·.·:*¨¨* said...
you can go ahead and type i am an idiot.
lol thats funny hahaha
see if you wanna use it i will use anon from now on!!! not hurting me at all!!
Anon using MPs handle, you know that ain't fair. She don't get up to defend herself til noon.
Oh, no ... I'm having a knee-jerk reaction to that Anon statement about the elected/appointed ones! teeheehee
I'll just say this - as an appointed "servant," it sucks. You take an enormous amount of flak for stuff that happened 10 years ago; you're expected to wave your magic wand & change history; you can't make any progress because every time you think you're moving forward, something happens to knock you 14 steps back; AND if some unfortunate event takes place that pisses off people with "power" (perceived or otherwise), you're doomed because they'll hold a grudge till pigs sprout wings.
To top it all off, my particular appointed position is a volunteer one. I wear my "Kick Me!" sign for free!!
Other than that, though, I must say I agree with your assessment ...
hey anon, sorry i snapped at you. i forget sometimes that other people have not had the same experiences that i have. many of our politicians are good people. many of the Freemasons are good people although handicapped by their own rules. they must defend their lodge brother even though they know he is crooked. and to take care of their lodge they would rather a crooked Freemason held office than a honest nonfreemason. also they are sworn to defend their lodge with their life if necessary. first it is almost impossible to get a fremason in court as a defendant. however if you do and you see him pass his hand across his forehead, thumb extended upward, it is the freemason sign of distress and any freemason who sees this is obligated to help him. including the judge or any freemason on the jury. all for now the lone stranger
Fudge-packed Anon - that's a real special resolution for you, but that's way more information than this blog allows.
If you really want to be pretty, go outside & look to the sky. It sounds like your face has been where the sun don't shine long enough.
Does anybody give a turd whether or not it's really MP? Its gonna be a FOS (full of s---) idiot comment one way or tother, anyways. May be the imposter will say something smart & make MP look less like a idiot.
Fudge packed Anon with the bulging jaws - might I suggest an enema? It would help both your problem and your disposition.
CBM...please send MP a picture so that she will stop thinking all that you say is ME.
CDM
CBM...please send MP a picture so that she will stop thinking all that you say is ME.
CDM
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