Why do old men buy Porsches then drive them 35 mph? Why do people who say the least talk the most? Why does the dryer eat my socks? Why doesn't Clay have a stop light? Why don't eggs taste like chicken?
The beauty of small town living...
- ROSE
- Bomont, West Virginia, United States
- When you have no idea what you're doing, somebody else will ... or at least make something up & run with it.
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Very good questions posed here! I don't have any answers for ya. But I thought I'd let ya know that the questions were very thought provoking.. speaking of "provoking".. where is the whimpy bulldog these days??? LOL
About the stop light, God only know's. But I know where the gun is that shot out the last one they put up in clay, Right here beside me. Heck, that was back in the 40's. A fellow that just had a birthday got it a few times also.
Why won't MP leave my comments on her site for more than 10 minutes?
CBM
Cause she's jealous of your great big Christmas balls. She thought she had the biggest ones in town.
Jack T.
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow." John Wayne
wait, maybe that should be on the other board.
Jack T.
Why can't I ever come to this blog and not see some reference to "MP"?
I see MPs havin a guessin game in my honor. Hold me, I'm scared.
CBM
Because she has circle flys with her all the.
Well. Isn't everyone all frisky tonight?
b...rulz - I think it's got something to do with morbid obsession.
CBM, you're safe over here. What'd you do that's made you the object of such fascination?
Hey, Jack T.! Long time no see!
Anon, did you really shoot out the stoplight?? LOL That's too funny! Didn't even know we ever had one, though from what I understand, Clay used to be a lot more than it is today.
Hey ya Rose. Gotta work once in a while.Once i get started I cant stop or get back home. Good thing is ever time I come back here somethings new.The baboon is replaced by the bulldog. That ol boy never been to Clay County he wouldnt talk that if he had. I say we let him walk over to the WVU section an show his self. Well take him up and take him up Grannies Creek..whats the name for it? Oil Field Road? Maybe drop him off at Pisgeh? Hell bring him over to Roane, we got a place for them like him.
CMB is gettin hit. That happens when got big christmas balls. Im just an Easter egg man my self.
Gotta go get my Communicator now. Hate to miss that! Just for the record. I only read mine, that cheap ink they use irrates my hemmaroids. HAHA!
Merry Christmas
Jack T.
Jack T.
just makin sure you knew it was me.
Jack T.
Dont know, Rose. She thinks I'm somebody else. Nbody gives a sh*t but her.
CBM
AHH! So, I'm not the only one fed up with MP. Her life seems to be a perpetual temper tantrum. Wonder when she'll get tired of kicking and screaming?
Rose, Rose, Rose..
What happened to the fun stuff on here? Please don't let this go back to another MP place, we get enough of that on the other sites!
Go back to the old way of fun quotes and nice people!!
Oh and please consider not allowing those annoying copy and paste things on here, if we wanted to read them, we would read them on the other sites.
Please I am begging, go back to the good site! No more MP!
Y'all stand back - somebody's begging me here & I want to make sure there's plenty of space!
Ok, y'all heard the ... Anonymous Person. Whaddaya say? How about we talk about CBM instead? HA! I'm just kidding!!
Let's see ... why does the Nyquil bottle say, "May cause drowsiness" ?? Why do people look at the tissue after they blow their nose? Why do hot dogs come 10 in a pack but buns only 8?
See? There's lots of other stuff to talk about!
As for the copying & pasting & all that, I'll give ya a heads-up if I get something that someone's posted elsewhere & someone else wants you to see. 'k?
this is the season of giving so... lets give MP H It's better to give than reeive
hey folks tis the season to be jolly but let's not forget to give dem bullfrogs hell. i have walked the streets of gay paree, from the top ofthe eiffle tower to the folies bergere, i have walked the sts of tokyo, liverpool, saigon manila. panams city. oklahoma city, cumberland, and camp butner federal prisons, i have strolled down bourbon st, new orleans, i have heard the clickety clack of the rails from coast to coast rode the greyhound from portland, maine to corpus christi texas, been to horseface marys bar in chicago, sailed the great lakes from two harbors minn, to conneaut, pa. passed down the west coast of south america, buena ventura, guayaquil arequipa to santiago chile, passed down the gold coast of africa[black gold i.e.] i have been up the congo to matadi & takaradi, been down the med. to the gates of egypt, port said that is, through the red sea and indian ocean to the pirate infested straits of malacca. heard the artillery shells and concussion grenades of vietnam i think you get the point there's no place like home. even a less than heaven place like clay co. is better than most. have fun the lone stranger
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to live in a county called Clay.
Good morning, Rose. And good morning everyone.
It's the season to give.So why don't we just give her a break.Why? Why? Why?... Why does CBM have great big Christmas Balls.
GOOD MORNING!!
There's no place like home! There's no place like home! There's no place like home! Hmm. I'm still here. I guess that doesn't work when you're barefoot, huh?
Maybe CBMs Christmas balls were stored next to the Miracle Grow? Or maybe they're just mutant. I don't think I want to dwell on that too long.
I think it's against some sort of cosmic law to "give her a break." Besides, all you have to do is check out the other blogs (links are on the homepage) & you'll realize that's the last thing she wants. It's the rest of us who could use a break.
I think she's had enough breaks. She doesn't work, she gets food stamps, she says she's "going to school", she's got a computer and a lot of time to use it, she's filing lawsuits for free. Who's paying for her anger management classes? Tax payers deserve a break, not her.
WHY! WHY! WHY! don't we still have a horse race track in clay? I am doing some work for a man that own's the land that the track and a 2 story hotel used to stand on. Clay was quite the place to go back a 100 years ago. All records are at the old court house and on line!! Sometimes it pays to just sit back and listen to some of the story's the older folk's have to tell. Clay used to look like the APPLE festival year around, that sure would of been great to have seen!! D>J>E>
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